July 9th, 2009

Lazy Links & Randoms

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Victor Valdes is going to become a dad this summer. No one knows exactly who the mother of the baby is, but at least we know the estimated due date: August 20th. Victor says the baby will be named Dylan and that he is seriously pumped about fatherhood.

David Seaman’s wife Debbie is devastated that he left her for another woman. Even though he cheated on his first wife to be with her. Never mind.

imageGlen Johnson does his first photo call as a Liverpool player. Now here’s a man that knows how to do cornrows. Looking at you, Seb.

Grant Wahl’s upcoming book about Becks reveals that ESPN paid him (David) for a 1-hour documentary that aired before his first Galaxy match. We’re kind of losing steam on this book after learning that Wahl refers to Rebecca Loos as “the nanny”. Fact checkers?

Paris Hilton on her relationship with Cristiano Ronaldo: “People were saying we were the new Posh and Becks, in fact that’s what people said I was going around saying, but it’s not true.“ What people? People that she paid to say this? We know of no such people.

Sexy American Oguchi Onyewu (“Gooch”), is heading to AC Milan. Is this the best way to market him to the masses? Possibly.

Speaking of sexy Americans, Santino Quaranta on video in emo-mode talking about his goal against Honduras in the Gold Cup is… sexy.

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14 Responses to “Lazy Links & Randoms”

  1. Venice says:

    So<span class="wbr"></span> Victor<span class="wbr"></span> is<span class="wbr"></span> pregnant<span class="wbr"></span> by<span class="wbr"></span> an<span class="wbr"></span> unnamed<span class="wbr"></span> woman?<span class="wbr"></span> <img src="http://static0.fluxstatic.com/-/Clients/Common/Img/RTE/smiley/alpha/too_funny.gif&quot; alt="too funny" title="too funny" width="16" height="16"><span class="wbr"></span> I<span class="wbr"></span> wouldn't<span class="wbr"></span> expect<span class="wbr"></span> anything<span class="wbr"></span> less<span class="wbr"></span> from<span class="wbr"></span> him… GJ, oh yeah I would <img src="http://static0.fluxstatic.com/-/Clients/Common/Img/RTE/smiley/alpha/cyclopes.gif&quot; alt="cyclopes" title="cyclopes" width="16" height="16"><span class="wbr"></span> I<span class="wbr"></span> was<span class="wbr"></span> really<span class="wbr"></span> impressed<span class="wbr"></span> by<span class="wbr"></span> Gooch<span class="wbr"></span> at<span class="wbr"></span> the<span class="wbr"></span> Confed<span class="wbr"></span> cup<span class="wbr"></span> and<span class="wbr"></span> how<span class="wbr"></span> coolly<span class="wbr"></span> he<span class="wbr"></span> handled<span class="wbr"></span> the<span class="wbr"></span> best<span class="wbr"></span> strikers<span class="wbr"></span> in<span class="wbr"></span> the<span class="wbr"></span> world,<span class="wbr"></span> I<span class="wbr"></span> say<span class="wbr"></span> benvenuto<span class="wbr"></span> al<span class="wbr"></span> Milan…con<span class="wbr"></span> molti<span class="wbr"></span> baci<span class="wbr"></span> <img src="http://static0.fluxstatic.com/-/Clients/Common/Img/RTE/smiley/alpha/sun.gif&quot; alt="sun" title="sun" width="22" height="22">

  2. TammyV says:

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  3. dcubetcha says:

    Wow, I was so proud of how well Quaranta played yesterday. Truly remarkable how determined he was to be the best soccer player and person that he possibly could and to do it so well is a beautiful thing. Also, August 20th you say! What a wonderful date! The coolest person in the entire galaxy was born on that very day. (Me, in case no one caught that.) On other notes, Paris Hilton is a bitch and Oguchi Onyewu is a beast. And Glen Johnson DOES look mighty well in the corn rows…

  4. Dani.Mrs José Manuel Reina (PLQ) says:

    Eww Paris disgusts me !

  5. Krissy says:

    I'm not a huge CRon fan but it definitely make me hate Paris more. I mean, did they even have a relationship to begin with? If she ever became a WAG, at least she'd be known for more that being a trashy ho.

  6. Pau de Silva (aka Sambu) says:

    oh Paris… shut up!!!!!!!

  7. TammyV says:

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  8. Pau de Silva (aka Sambu) says:

    oh Paris… shut up!!!!!!!

  9. Erin says:

    I’m never a fan of cornrows, but GJ’s got such an adorable face I will forgive him. We’re happy to have you! ok

    I think Pies got it spot on when they refer to Hilton as "professional waste of skin" in that link. She needs to jump off a tall bridge.

    Congrats to Gooch! (Most unfortunate nickname ever, or is that not as common a euphemism for a part of the male anatomy as I thought it was?) We need to see more of the USA boys learning the trade overseas. Well done!

  10. Raina says:

    I’m over Becks, he needs to just stay overseas and not even come back to the states.  His heart’s not in it so he should go back to AC Milan.  Paris seriously needs to shut the eff up.  I really wish she would disappear.

  11. Lizzie A.K.A "T says:

    Good luck to the new Liverpool player! I look forward to see him play! :)

  12. LizB (Mrs. Vucinic) says:

    I'm so proud of Santino. Gah. He's been through so much, and I'm really glad he's gotten through it and made it back to the team. Gooch! I'll be seein' you in Boston! So excited he's moved to Serie A and I hope he does well there.

  13. aristeia says:

    Herrrroooo Glen! Glad to have you and your cornrows. Paris… I wish she'd be picked up by a strong current and blow "away" for a change. Congrats to Gooch! Very excited to see him play as a rossonero IN BOSTON! Just in time my big, muscular friend. Then of course, in Serie A later. :D Wonderful job to Santino for getting back to the pitch healthy and successful. It's nice to see a comeback like this.

  14. rockstarpeach02 says:

    congrats to GOOCH! its good that he’s part of serie A now.. cant Paris jst layoff? she’s so over and done with already!!