July 20th, 2009
Lazy Links & Randoms
Theo Walcott was spotted leaving a tattoo parlour with his girlfriend Melanie Slade. He’s, like so badass.
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Claire Merry has a new man – Leo Ihenacho from the band The Streets. In unrelated but joint-linked news, Elen Rives has bad taste in bathing suits.
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Congrats to Johan Djourou – his girlfriend Emilie is 5 month’s pregnant!
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Jennifer Metcalfe explains why she broke up with Jermaine Pennant: “… as a couple we never got anything done. We were just like idiots.”
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So, this Galaxy fan looks… friendly. Speaking of the Galaxy, Landon Donovan has split up with his wife.
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What’s David James up to? He was spotted out with a new gal (and his kids) but he has a long-term girlfriend. Perhaps they’re just mates. That kiss each other.
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Loic Perrin: he plays for Saint-Etienne in Ligue 1 and he gives good three-quarter profile.
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Katie Price has her sights set on Frank Lampard. Run Frankie! [via The Spoiler]
Loic Perrin yes please .. Congrats Johan Djourou and Emilie.. and yes Elen Rives has very bad taste is swimsuits
LOL Elen! Baby, please come back! And protect Frankie from those bimbos T_T.
mmmm… I never realized how hot Theo is. Thank God I've seen the light. ;p
mmmm… I never realized how hot Theo is. Thank God I’ve seen the light. ;p
I don’t think so being dumped by a girl would be a big issue for him.642-661 He would definitely find anyone else :p 642-242
Hey, there Foetus Walcott. You suddenly seem like you’re almost past puberty. I’m most definitely liking this style on you.
LoveLamps get your cutie butt to England now. You cannot let Frank be destroyed by Katie Price. Ugh, that woman is vile.Loic Perrin is veery nice. I am definetly putting him on my shopping list.
Ugh, Donovan. Let’s not stroke his ego by pretending that he’s as important as he thinks he is. Notice how the article had to mention who he even was, more than once!
Frank’s agent has already come out and said Frank has no intention of getting in touch with Jordan haha. Don’t like Elen’s swimsuit
That means sweet theo hasn’t dumped that girl… wonder when does it gonna happen …
Elen and Frank need to get back together.
Run, Frankie, Run! Elen might have weird fashion sense and may even be a bit loca, but at least she isn't a disgusting tramp like Katie Price. Eeeewwwww.
Good for you Claire. Elen, your breasts look amazing, but it looks like you are wearing a ripped burlap sack w/ twine. Yeesh. Congrats to Johann & Emilie! Jennifer & Jermaine– "like" idiots… or are idiots? Becks is tough, he's dealt w/ plenty in his career. No offense to the LA fans, but I think when all of England hated him it was a bit worse. David, wtf? As in, wtf are you wearing? But, really… wtf? Oh my, more Loic please. What a delicious Frenchie. Lamps… seriously, I'll run interference w/ a tray of shots… you run like the devil's after your children.
LoveLamps, Ill Help You Stop Her. He Couldnt Resist Us Both
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LoveLamps get your cutie butt to England now. You cannot let Frank be destroyed by Katie Price. Ugh, that woman is vile.Loic Perrin is veery nice. I am definetly putting him on my shopping list.
We were just like idiots Who am I to argue with you? Omg, Elen!! OMG David James – you're wearing those colourful shorts AGAIN? LOL I can't wait for Ligue 1 to start. It will be my league of choice, I'm afraid.
"But as a couple we never got anything done. We were just like idiots.” Totally describes me and my ex.
This Perrin guy is no Yoann. But I’ll be keeping an eye on him. Just in case. If Yoann one day goes loco after he discovers the impossibility of the perfection that he is, it’s always good to have another good-looking Frenchman to fallback on. Walcott could be brandishing an Uzi and he’d still look as harmless as a little bunny.
We were just like idiots
Who am I to argue with you?
Omg, Elen!!
OMG David James – you’re wearing those colourful shorts AGAIN? LOL
I can’t wait for Ligue 1 to start. It will be my league of choice, I’m afraid.
LoveLamps get your cutie butt to England now. You cannot let Frank be destroyed by Katie Price. Ugh, that woman is vile.
Loic Perrin is veery nice. I am definetly putting him on my shopping list.