July 27th, 2009
Lazy Links & Randoms
Michael Owen: he signed, he shocked, he scored a whole ‘lotta goals. Nice guns, btw.
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Sergio Ramos’s ex, Elizabeth Reyes, is dating another footballer.
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John Terry’s wife, Toni has gone brunette, and looks like a sex pot. Also sex-pottish, Abigail Clancy’s… mum. Goodness. (see pic below)
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Elen Rives has been busy. She flew back from Ibiza, brought Luna and Isla to a birthday/leaving-do in London yesterday (the two girls were very well mannered and fluent in Spanish, btw), and then hit the tiles with Toni and Abigail.
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Peter Crouch is off to Tottenham. You’re such a club-ho, Crouchie! A very rich, talented club-ho.
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Bordeaux win the French Champions Trophy, look hot whilst holding awards. Mexico beat the USA in for the Gold Cup title – their fifth.
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JT is at his best when with Frankie, or… doing stuff like this.
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Coleen Rooney had fears that she would never be able to have children. She and hubby, Wayne are due to film a documentary show about their lives after the baby comes.
Toni Poole looks fab as a brunette! And how much does Abbey Clancy look like her mum?!
and p.s. i am mighty happy about owen- i take back all my negative thoughts of when we signed him!!!! i love him now, and i’m really loving the united squad at the moment, everyone seems really happy like freckles said, we really don’t need another real madrid dreamer or a moaner like tev.
yes Ms Kickette, so guns are rather good! and like you said on rio’s b’day- his guns don’t look a day over 25
surprised that toni does look really good brunette!
elen rives- i wouldn’t mind styling her, girl get some sense and as for abbey clancy, cover up please- your outfit was on glamour fashions don’ts!
wazza and coleen, glad your not doing a show! keep your private life exactly what it should be private, and to a certain extent, i wouldn’t watch, cause think about it, they bth have bios, they get followed like the pied piper, and like a proper UNITED fan- i’m interested about what happens on the pitch not at home, but that said i hope they have a lovely little baby, with a lovely name to match
Owen, you surprised me
hopefully you’ll do the same in the league.
Oh midget Mikey, i hope you can re-kindle your career, but you know your best days were at Liverpool and us x
I agree Carly that Elen looks ridiculous as usual. This woman is clinging to the WAG life despite the fact that she has no footballer. Hello Elen. Wake up. It’s over. As for the other links: 1 – Michael Owen – looks happy and scoring goals. Good for him. Good for England. 2 – Elizabeth Reyes – THE RAMOS with bad hair is way hotter than this guy. 3 – Toni Terry – Please stay away from the evil that is Elen Rives. Your hair is stunning, as is the rest of you as is your friend Abbey and her mum. Elen, not so much. See above. 4 – Crouchie – Welcome to London. 5 – Bordeaux – lovely. USMNT – not such a good game, but overall these lads continue to impress me with their talent, skill and good looks. Looking at you Brian Ching! 6 – JT – one big, cute, adorable, trouble-making kid. Love it! 7 – Coleen – let the woman have the baby in peace please. Ok I’m done now. Wait – Elen is evil. Now I’m done.
I’m glad Owen doing well at united. JT on police scooter is adorable. Toni suits being brunette, Abbey’s mum looks great and Elen for her age, Elen just mehhh
Lovelamps…I adore you and your Elen hating ways!
WTF…is elen rives wearing,she’s has NO fashion sence,and quite frankly she is UGLY…
I think the fourth is Sheva’s wife right? Toni looks awesome as do the other ladies.
Michael Owen, I still loath…but good riddens
As for the Gold Cup…being a Newcastle fan has prepared me well for such diasters. Finally something useful from it
Gah!! Toni is wearing the Alexander Wang dress that is my #1 lust item right now!! She looks great as a brunette
I think it’s safe to say that Abbey’s mom is a MILF.
I’m pretty sure that story about the Rooneys filming a documentary is false. Coleen went on the record a few times this week saying she would never do that.
Elen has no sense of style, does she.. Some would say it comes with the years. Well, that surely does not goes for Elen. Toni with brown hair is very nice. I like it. And Yoann is a god. Can this man get any more gorgeous?
I love LoveLamps..she’s my idol
Oh, and Coleen and Wayne are definitely NOT filming a documentary, as BR already said. Coleen has made it crystal clear that their private lives with Baby Rooney are off limits.
While the teams in the far East gave Michael far more room than the teams in the Premier League will this season, it certainly looks promising. I can’t get over how thrilled he looks to be with us!
Every training session and every match, he looks like a kid in a candy store. And how great is it to go into the new season with a squad where every player is content, happy to compete for their place, and not lobbying for a move to Spain or the Blue side of Manchester? 
Oh my, I keep blushing every time I see Yoann…
LOVELAMPS! WE ALL LOVE YOU!
You Are Amazingggggg!
I Hate Elen, She Is Still The Worst Dressed Ex-WAG!! Haha.
In My Elen-Rage I Have Forgotten About All The Other Posts!
Ugh, do not like Toni as a brunette. She’s still stunning but I want her blonde.
Kickette, I posted a version of that pic of John on the police scooter in the Chelsea thread yesterday (yours is bigger and better!lol) because I just couldn’t stop squeeing over that adorable expression on his face! There is nothing better than a happy, contented, playful, grinning John Terry. Nothing! *sigh* Toni has had brown hair before, a couple of years ago, and it looked great then too. I think she looks fab here.
I don’t particularly like what any of those girls are wearing, but Toni looks good as a brunette and Abbey’s just plain gorgeous always.
Happy for Crouchie that he got his move…I know he wanted to stay near London where he and Abbey are building a home. I always want to see our big man do well.
Thrilled with Michael Owen’s performances so far. Suffice it to say, the boy’s got a new lease on life with United – I for one am mighty pleased not only as a Red Devil fan but for what it may bring for his England career. He’s not done yet – not by a long shot. He just needed a refreshing change and the will to win again. Can’t say that was going to happen with the bar codes. And yep, he’s looking mighty fine too!
Abigail’s Mum: at least Crouchie knows that Abbey will still be a hottie when she gets older. Elen – pah! Toni – I’m surprised that she looks so good brunette.
lose that girl
Don’t like Toni as a brunette, but then I don’t like her blonde neither. Elen looks fit but ridiculous as usual.
I think I’ll start counting Owen’s goals when they’re in real matches.