August 10th, 2009
Lazy Links & Randoms
An amusing commentary on why athletes score all the hot babes. Speaking of hot babes, here’s Sylvie van der Vaart at the Germany’s Got Talent launch. She says once she’s done with chemo she hopes she can have another baby with Rafa in the future.
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Well, well. Who knew Edwin van der Sar had all this going on under that jersey? We likey.
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Meep. Fabio Capello issues a smack down warning to David Beckham about his WC2010 chances.
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If you’re not following us on Twitter you missed last week’s breaking news of Cristiano’s elephant thong, Sergio Ramos’s green jeans , Posh’s pre-baby boobies and Manchester United’s formidable short tents. You just can’t live like that.
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Judging by our poll on the left side of the site, most of you want a whatsherface embargo. Sadly, we sit on the obsessed side of the fence. However, we’re sure no one will argue with us posting this piece of artistic brilliance. [Would the author please contact us? We want to have your babies.]
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Thoughts on Nando’s new book cover?
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Daniel Jarque, captain of Espanyol has collapsed and died of a heart attack. He was just twenty-six. His family and teammates are understandably devastated. RIP, Daniel.
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More sad news: one of our nearest and dearest readers MXA recently suffered the terrible loss of her father. In lieu of flowers, the family is grateful for donations to the Stroke Association or the Diabetes Foundation in support. We’re so very sorry, hon. Our thoughts are with you and the family.
Nando's<span class="wbr"></span> cover<span class="wbr"></span> looks<span class="wbr"></span> great,<span class="wbr"></span> Sylvie<span class="wbr"></span> looks<span class="wbr"></span> great<span class="wbr"></span> and<span class="wbr"></span> I'm<span class="wbr"></span> all<span class="wbr"></span> for<span class="wbr"></span> more<span class="wbr"></span> Nereida<span class="wbr"></span> ridiculousness<span class="wbr"></span> in<span class="wbr"></span> the<span class="wbr"></span> future.<span class="wbr"></span> <span class="wbr"></span> Poor<span class="wbr"></span> Dani…<span class="wbr"></span> what<span class="wbr"></span> a<span class="wbr"></span> tragic<span class="wbr"></span> and<span class="wbr"></span> sudden<span class="wbr"></span> loss.<span class="wbr"></span> And<span class="wbr"></span> for<span class="wbr"></span> his<span class="wbr"></span> girlfriend<span class="wbr"></span> (pregnant<span class="wbr"></span> I<span class="wbr"></span> hear?)<span class="wbr"></span> to<span class="wbr"></span> be<span class="wbr"></span> on<span class="wbr"></span> the<span class="wbr"></span> phone<span class="wbr"></span> w/<span class="wbr"></span> him<span class="wbr"></span> when<span class="wbr"></span> it<span class="wbr"></span> happened,<span class="wbr"></span> good<span class="wbr"></span> lord<span class="wbr"></span> no.<span class="wbr"></span> <img src="http://static0.fluxstatic.com/-/Clients/Common/Img/RTE/smiley/alpha/depressed.gif" alt="depressed" title="depressed" width="16" height="16"> <span class="wbr"></span> MXA,<span class="wbr"></span> you<span class="wbr"></span> already<span class="wbr"></span> know<span class="wbr"></span> that<span class="wbr"></span> I'm<span class="wbr"></span> here<span class="wbr"></span> for<span class="wbr"></span> you.<span class="wbr"></span> No<span class="wbr"></span> words<span class="wbr"></span> can<span class="wbr"></span> really<span class="wbr"></span> help<span class="wbr"></span> in<span class="wbr"></span> a<span class="wbr"></span> time<span class="wbr"></span> like<span class="wbr"></span> this,<span class="wbr"></span> but<span class="wbr"></span> we<span class="wbr"></span> all<span class="wbr"></span> love<span class="wbr"></span> you<span class="wbr"></span> and<span class="wbr"></span> are<span class="wbr"></span> thinking<span class="wbr"></span> of<span class="wbr"></span> you.
I'm so sorry for your loss, MXA. I'll keep you and your family in my thoughts.
MXA I am sorry to hear of your loss. Having already lost a son and a brother I know only too well the devastation the close family death can impact on your life. Take care babe. I echo Fourth. You are a classy lady
MXA, sorry to hear about your loss… In regards to whatsherface, will she ever stop? Honestly, get over it, he used you, got what he wanted and now he wants to move on to some other girl dumb enough to believe that he would actually want something serious. Honestly, what a pity she still is trying to sue cristiano for fame…she's absolutely pathetic.
I love Sylvie she’s in my top 5 WAGS for sure! =) MXA, I shall keep you and your family in my prayers. I’m sorry I haven’t been around recently. Lots of love.
MXA, again, my condolences and all my love to you and your family. I'm thinking of you. It's terrible news about to Dani Jarque too, my sympathies to his family, friends and teammates.
Such tragic news about Daniel Jarque. I cant believe it's only a week ago I watched him play against LFC. May he rest in peace. My deepest sympathy to MXA. I'm really sorry
All of my support and thoughts are with you and your family. family.
MXA, so sorry for your loss. You know I’m here for here for you as is everyone else. Love you hon, stay strong.
I loved that article! And the lovely United boys. MXA I feel so sorry for loss, big hug! Poor Dani Jarque! so tragic and sad. it’s terrible. RIP.
To start with the lighthearted, please keep posting on whatsherface trainwreck, makes me smile . MXA, you know I am here for you love and cannot say enough how sorry I am for your loss, as always you and your family are in my prayers. It was so heartbreaking to hear of the passing of Jarque RIP
Sincere sympathies to Mrs. Xabi Alonso and her family. A classy lady and one of the old timers who made this site so much fun in the beginning.
sorry yo hear about the loss MXA. as well as the loss of daniel jarque. on a lighter now, sylvie is looking great during her chemo.
MXA… Im so sorry love. I dont have words. You already know Im here and available. So many sad news.
You have my deepest sympathies MrsXabi. Also condolences to Jarque’s family and fans. So sad.
Sorry to hear of your loss MXA. I hope you find some peace during this time. Cristiano is still attractive no matter what the nerd throws out into the public. It’s so tragic to hear about Jarque.
Thank you everyone – xx
It has been a tragic week indeed… Daniel Jarque was such a talented footballer and died to young… my deepest condolences goes out to his family and the girlfriend that is expecting, as well as to MXA, hope you are able to carry on and remember that everyone here in Kickette are here for you.
Oh<span class="wbr"></span> and<span class="wbr"></span> the<span class="wbr"></span> elephant<span class="wbr"></span> thong?!<span class="wbr"></span> I<span class="wbr"></span> have<span class="wbr"></span> no<span class="wbr"></span> words…<span class="wbr"></span> I<span class="wbr"></span> knew<span class="wbr"></span> he<span class="wbr"></span> was<span class="wbr"></span> small. LOL
My condolences to MXA. And to all who loved Daniel Jarque
Sylvie is looking really well! I hope her chemo is going as planned.
Only 41% want Whatsherface banned, the other 59% of us want to see her further humiliate herself!!
There are also those of us who enjoy seeing C Ron stalked. Apologies to those who are Ronaldo fans, but I enjoy watching her make them both look foolish
Everything in moderation, though.
I MUST have more updates on ‘whatsherface’. C’mon, we’ll all feel better about ourselves knowing someone as low as her is out there!
So sorry for your loss MXA, may your memories be your comfort. R.I.P. Daniel Jarque.
Deepest sympathy MXA. RIP daniel-26 years old and I read somewhere that his gf is 8 months pregnant-just heartbreaking.An d I hope slyvie's chemo isn't too harsh. Such a sad week.
MXA, so sorry to hear that.
That's such a horrible loss.
MXA, I know your pain well. You are in my thoughts and prayers. Be strong, and surround yourself with good, solid people who will be there for you, especially after a few weeks time, when most people will just assume that life just goes back to normal. With Love, Giovanna "Gigi"
My<span class="wbr"></span> deepest<span class="wbr"></span> sympathy<span class="wbr"></span> to<span class="wbr"></span> MXA<span class="wbr"></span> and<span class="wbr"></span> her<span class="wbr"></span><span class="wbr"></span> family.<span class="wbr"></span> I'm<span class="wbr"></span> thinking<span class="wbr"></span> of<span class="wbr"></span> her<span class="wbr"></span> and<span class="wbr"></span> I<span class="wbr"></span><span class="wbr"></span> hope<span class="wbr"></span> she<span class="wbr"></span><span class="wbr"></span> gathers<span class="wbr"></span> the<span class="wbr"></span> strength<span class="wbr"></span> to<span class="wbr"></span> deal<span class="wbr"></span> with<span class="wbr"></span> such<span class="wbr"></span> a<span class="wbr"></span> big<span class="wbr"></span> loss. Also, terrible news about young Jarque
This has been a very poignant week.
MXA, sorry for your loss…take care, luv…condolences to Dani Jarque's family as well…
MXA, much love and prayers. Jarque family, you are also in my prayers. Sylvie, you too are in my prayers for a speedy recovery. Kick cancer's a** girlfriend! Whatserface, I think I might be praying for you too now. You are a poor lost and pathetic soul. You need help, professional help. I'm praying you'll get it.
Sylvie looks great, especially to be going through chemo. Major props.That article was hilarious. I'm still laughing.Won't comment on Van Der Saar.I'm still undecided on whether I would like to see David Beckham in the WC2010…I don't know how anyone makes it through the day without reading Kickette's Twitter. It always makes me laugh.That Whatserface pic… oh my God. Funniest. Thing. Ever.Torres… oh my.Rest in Peace, Daniel Jarque.Sorry to hear of your loss, MXA
That's gotta be tough. I'll keep you and your family in my thoughts.
Oh, MXA, I'm so sorry to hear this. We were all hoping he would pull through. *hugs* All my thoughts are with you and your family.
My thoughts are with you and your family, MXA. I know the pain well, its unbearable, but keep strong my love. You are in my thoughts and my prayers. Sara xxx
MXA, i am thinking of you, ditto what fourth said and RIP daniel jarger (well talented and exicting to watch)
whatsherface, love your comments had me laughing all morning…
i don’t like nando, but his shirt is lovely
Hope everything goes well with Sylvie and that her hubby doesn’t have to spend the next season warming Real?s bench. I’m sure Cristiano has a trunk thong, I’m also thinking gag gift and that somehow Anderson was involved… That pic is brilliant!
athletes score all the hot babes.
Danm it, I want to be a WAG8-)
If Becks doesnt go to the WC, one of the most important WAG is going to lose a very important meeting with all the WAGs of all the world, the WC is like a WAG convention.
Whatsherface, please get a life.
I dont like Fernando Torres, for me is disgusting.
Daniel Jarque, I’m with his family, gf, and fans, her Gf was expecting a baby of him, she was 8 months.
MXA, I’m with you, love you
Torres looks desastrous. And I quite like that theory there.
My deepest condolences to Mrs. Xabi Alonso and her family. Like TFO says she is one of the original and well loved members of Kickette.
Lots of love and best wishes to MXA – I’m really sorry to hear the news xoxoxoxo
MXA, i’m so so sorry for your lost. My thoughts are with you and your family. A big, big hug for you and if you ever need to talk about anything i’ll be here, as i know that the girls will be here too…
MXA, honey, I’m so very sorry to hear of your loss. My heart goes out to you and your family. Take care, sweetie, I’ll be thinking of you.