August 13th, 2009
Lazy Links & Randoms
Let’s check in and see how Carlos Bocanegra is doing. Yup, still hot. FYI, the USMNT took on Mexico in yesterday’s WC Qualifiers, losing 2-1.
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Coleen Rooney: “Nine months is a long time to be sober.“ Ain’t that the truth. Hang in there, luv!
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Jamie Carragher is holding a cooking competition with the Liverpool boys. Nando is the favourite to win.
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Who knew WAGs were so anti-Devon? It’s lovely down there.
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Don’t leave your car keys around Giggsy.
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We totally need to do a Kickette version of this brilliant list, no?
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Highlights of last night’s Holland v England game. Much less stressful to watch the second time around.
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Yikes. David Bentley has been charged with drunk driving after hitting a lamp-post at around 3am this morning.

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muajajajajajajajajaja!! ????VIVA M?XICO!!!!!
Carlos, I've only one thing to say you: Viva Mexico Coleen, baby girl or baby boy?
On Coleen… wow.On the Liverpool cooking contest… can someone televise this? Please?Yes, Kickette. Please do make your own version. I'm with Carly – it will be posted in every room of my house.Oh, David Bentley…
lol liverpool lads cooking is nothing compard to the dream i had of nando,stevie and carra doing the single ladies dance! lol now that would be entertaining
CARLOS. Yum.
jinx LTG
Yes Coleen it is a long time, and you will suddenly find your ability to 'hold' your drink has disappeared too. Good luck United had a cook off a few months ago, surprisingly Sir Alex won and Patrice Evra got the wooden spoon! If Mrs Sturrock can handle it surely the London based wives can. Afterall Mrs Sturrock is much further away from home. Giggsy has always been a joker, the quiet ones are always the worst! Looking forward to the list kickette Not wanting to think too much about last nights game Bentley, naughty boy. Now he will have to go and employ a chauffer. See above list – I wont be applying!
Aristeia, P saw that story and said, "I bet Stevie La makes a bacon buttie!" LOL
Col's pregnancy has whizzed by. Sure it hasn't for her… but it seems like just yesterday she announced the forthcoming bubba. Giggsy's the man! The quiet ones are always the worst. Thank goodness Bentley didn't hurt anything other than his car and his pride. lose that girl
Oh Bentley, Bentley…"This has been a wake-up call for me both personally and professionally." I certainly hope so. Oh yes, Kickette, please make your own 10 Ways to Meet a Footballer and I'll put that list in front of my desk, I promise. Just don't tell anyone I said this.
Futurewag omg, lol, just tried to picture the 3 of them doing the dance! wow, that’s funny! Actually, trying to picture any one of them trying to dance is a funny thought!
Carlos, 2-1 is not a bad result from a home game in Mexico. And damn you’re fine.
I would love to be at that cooking competition. I hear Stevie makes some awesome beans and toast.
Dammit. Now I like Giggs even more!
Yes, please do that list. I sacrificed my completely out-of-shape body hoofing it all over Boston trying find me some ballers and ended up w/ Creepy Ninja Foot Guy and an icepack. In the end, I found the ballers by accident.