March 4th, 2009
Lazy Links & Randoms
Male bonding, Spurs-style: everyone gets inked at the same tattoo parlour. Vedran, once the ink has started, it’s too late to make an escape, love.
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Another WAGabee/skeeve joins the “I’m with Cristiano now” pile of tabloid muck. Zzzz. And, whatevs.
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34% of British men said they would rather see their sexual partner wearing their team’s jersey than in lingerie. No statistic provided on how many of those polled have ever been in a relationship.
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Shaquille O’Neill: he twitters, he eats a lot of food, he saves goals.
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The inside scoop on how Man Utd’s Ben Foster prepared for those Carling Cup penalty kicks: Sussudio. Or, perhaps it was an even more basic method for success.
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Step aside one-time baller daters. Let Danielle “I’m on my sixth(?) footballer” Lloyd show you how it’s done.

Also, lol @ getting owned by Phil Collins!
OMG DANIELLE LLOYD PISS OFF ALREADY !!! Back away from the Spurs players !!
his 'GF' looks like a frikin dude!!! can someone say 'scary'?
Cristiano has THE worst taste in women! They all look semi manish. He is such a whore. I guess we know who is in no hurry to get married…
I forgot to mention. Actually, I’M w/ Cristiano now.
Oh Charlie (love)
Interesting statistic. Funnily enough, I would also rather wear a football shirt than lingerie to bed. Much more comfortable. But maybe that's just me.And oh dear Charlie, hahahaha.
My god, did you see the mantastic photo of CRon’s latest “supposed squeeze”? It is a must see…
Yikes! When did he start seeing trannies?
If I was dating CRon, I wouldn’t be holding up a poster of him…I’d be holding up my shirt showing off my cha-chas. He seems to like them a tad on the “flambouyant” side, afterall.
Sorry CRon, I love you, especially your bum…but no decent girl would go out with such a man-ho.
So if I hold up a pic of Cris at a game, can I be his girlfriend too??
Clicking on the Kickette link and then saw Corluka = made my day
Oh please-new girlfriend-try new-attention-seeking tramp that he may/or may not be shagging this week.:-S Holding up a sign-the girls is desperate.Yuck Oh Danielle gave an interview for one Croatian TV station-managed to control myself from watching.That women could form a league of her "ex-football partners". Charlie-love you are not a tattoo kind of guy.But you're cute.
Oh wow Charlie… I don't know what to say. I guess I always knew you weren't too bright.
I love Leandrinho! Shaq? Depends which day you catch him.
aaa….I'm just so excited! =D
On everyone getting tats together, thats… nice?On Cristiano's new WAG, jeez! I seriously doubt he's been with that many people this year…On the statistic, wow.On Shaq – stick to basketball. Otherwise, we'll have videos of DBecks playing basketball popping up.. *shudders*On Foster, hm.On Danielle Lloyd, wow. So how long will this one last? Three days?
Danielle Lloyd, yawn, I am so bored of you
I don’t want to hear anything more about a) Danielle Lloyd and b) random skanks claiming to be CRon’s new girlfriend
Whos your money on for Danielles Next victim?
LoL @ aristeia
I actually just clicked on the link and in response to this:
“Like Cristiano she never touches alcohol, and she’s as fit as she is beautiful.”
I say this: Ahahahahaahahahahaha
aaa….I’m just so excited! =D