May 21st, 2008
Lazy Links & Randoms
It’s a disaster of epic proportions: Coleen McLoughlin’s luggage got lost on the way to Moscow. Let’s assume the person responsible has since been tortured/ maimed/ fired.
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FYI, Alex Curran has officially decided to take her husband’s name – she’s formally announced it to the press. Henceforth, she will now be known as Mrs. Alex Gerrard. Please update your address books accordingly.
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Footie bad-boy Joey Barton has been sentenced to 6 months in prison for his part in an assault that took place outside a McDonalds last year. Let’s hope Joey can turn things around upon his release.
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John Terry’s washbag: It’s been Georgied!
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RIP Tommy Burns. The much loved Celtic legend passed away from cancer, and his funeral yesterday saw thousands turn out to show their condolences.
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Did anyone catch The Cesc Fabregas Show earlier this week? Cesc looked lush, there was quite a bit of Cesc-appreciation from other players and not too much product hawking by Nike. All in all, a success, we think.
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An entertaining take on the WAGs in Moscow (anyone else staring at the clock waiting… waiting…?). Who knew Florent Malouda’s wifey was so cute?
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Ouchie. Have you seen the imprint left on Petr Cech’s skull from that boot he took to the head in ‘06? This is not cute, nor holy.
On Coleen – Ha. Serves you right. On Joey Barton – thats no good. On JT’s washbag – thats adorable. No joke. Cutest man bag I’ve seen yet. Rest easy, Tommy Burns. May angels lead you in. I never knew there was such a thing as the “Cesc Fabregas show”. Ace. On the wags, I knew they’d have to roll out sooner or later. On Petr Cech’s skull – wow. Thats all I have to say. That had to hurt like a mofo.
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Oh damn!! Coleen's lost luggage = Jackpot! I would totally NOT turn it in… at all… not saying I would wear all of it either; but I could at least make a few bucks, no dobut!!
How-to questions for Colleen:
Dear Colleen,
I have traveled (on commercial flights) with three children under the age of five, including twins, along with their nappies, flight diversions and jars of baby food in several large shoulder bags, and I STILL never seemed to be carrying enough to force my jumper down one shoulder and vest down the other breast. How do you manage? (You once announced that Mrs Becks had you over and offered coping tips. As she can do this as well maybe the instructions were passed on, can you share?)
Also, as asked above, how DO you lose your luggage on your own (hired) jet?
Best regards,
Bella
MrsXabiAlonso, I couldn’t agree with you more! I still love Joey Barton! I think I will start a Facebook site called “Support Joey Barton”, cuz even a thug needs a hug. Oh that could be my motto.
I will do that when I get home and watch the CL Final.
At least Coleen can afford LV Luggage, I can’t even afford an LV Bag! And who cares about Alex Curran/Gerrad anyways. I only care that we haven’t see “Whoredia” in weeks!
And the Cesc show rocks!!
How adorable that Edwin met his WAG in a grocery store! There’s hope for all of you, girls!
Aww How Cute Is John Terrys Wash Bag?? Rip Tommy x
I think it’s sweet and am glad he has the girly on the other side
Carrying a bag with his kids’ pictures on it is a regular thing for John. Here’s a pic of an earlier bag when they were babies:
http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj287/elisesfaves/JTloveshisbabies.jpg
And I’ve seen this new bag before. Summer’s pic is on the other side.
It’s all just more proof that John is the most adorable man ever!!!
Soz about the spelling, some of the letters and the spacebar on my keyboard are stuck… I should learn to stop eating and drink over it. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/embarrassed.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="red face" style="border:0;" />
Aww such a cute bag JT. Uno if that was any normal man he would be a toal weirdo! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/rolleyes.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="rolleyes" style="border:0;" />
How i would love to be the person that has Coleen’s suitcase.. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
I didnt see the Fabregas show neither but the clip was funny and Oooo he is too nice. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="tongue wink" style="border:0;" />
Hey Everyone…
How do you lose your luggage on a private plane? I don’t get it.
Loved that run-down of the WAGSKIs. Florent’s wifey is called Florencia – funny! Elen is v scary – why does she always have her hair scraped back like a chav?
Loved the Cesc Fabregas show! He’s my little crush – even though he’s only a lil un. His mum was quite hot – for a mum of a 21 year old! I’m looking forward to seeing the Arse now in August.
I can’t see the devil in Cech’s skull. Am I blind or are they stupid?
Eeeek!! What will Coleen wear now?? And how lucky is the person who has her suitcase?!
Alex Gerrard – Yaawwwwn!! Couldn’t care less, bugger off woman!!
Joey I still love ya, just wish you wasn’t so f-in stupid!!!
John Terry’s bag – Possibly the cutest thing ever. But why only one of the twins??
R.I.P Tommy.
I didn’t get to see Cesc’s show, but that clip was really funny. Him and Philippe look really cute together!! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
How the hell did Carvalliho (spelling?) get a wife who looks young enough to be he’s daughter!!!!
Petr skull imprint looks nasty!!!
At this very moment, my crush on JT just escalated to epic proportions! Could anything be cuter? Wait til the other Chelsea ladies see this! Elise, TammyV, PREPARE FOR ADORABLE!
As for the WAGs, how gross does Elen look? She scares me. Really scares me.
Why Did Alex Curran Just Take His Name Straight Away, I Would Seeing As She’d Be Waiting For Soo Long
‘A WAG from hair to heels’ About Elen Rives. Are You Joking?! Bless Petr Cech! Come on Chelsea 
Wow. A new comments thingie. Nothing new to say really, but since I'm SO deep in my JT love today (and when am I NOT? lol) here's some random samples of the cuteness: http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn34/MyJT26/cu… http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn34/MyJT26/cu… http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn34/MyJT26/33…
Waahh!! Everything has chnged and I’m all confused!!! Hope this works still….. Fourth, what if the ony place you go out to is the pub? Where am I meant to meet my Xabi? Do I have to start eatin fruit and veg???? Eeeek!!
Bella Donna, let me know when that group is set up and I will join!! Loving your motto too 
I’m in shock.Chelsea lost!Damn.And I need to get used to these changes with posting.
If anyone says anything bad about Mr.Terry I will haunt them down,do incredibly painful things to them(make them watch pictures of:1.Alex Gerrard’s fashion flops,2.Whoreida’s “modeling attempts”, 3.Ugly ballers or ballers with jiggly bits or both).You have been warned. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/sick.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="sick" style="border:0;" />
I feel so sorry for him but there’s always next year and I love his never die attitude,passion for this sport and he is already a Chelsea legend and any team would be proud to have him as their captain.I also don’t want anyone to say anything bad about Anelka.I thing that pressure that these players faced in penalty shootout was scary.We didn’t have enough luck,but I remember examples of Bayern and Milan who came back from tough losses in CL Final and won it.I hope it will happen to Chelsea next season.Congratulations to ManU!What a game.
Poor Colleen-it’s awful to loose your luggage.
Alex-maybe she will get more invitations(first invitation)to parties with A-celebrities now that she has a new name.
Petr-poor man.Love him.
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Hi <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" /> <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />)
Wonder if Coleen had to resort to wearing a *gasp* MU jersey for the match?! :p Alex Gerrard?!….sounds like Gerrard's cousin..of the male persuasion, that is… Joey, we will miss your bottom-baring antics..let's hope you don't need to do it in prison… God Bless, Tommy Burns…