June 12th, 2012
Leo Messi: The Unstoppable Vex Machine
Any suggestions as to how opposition teams are going to stop Leo Messi from scoring? He bagged yet another hat-trick against Brazil in a friendly Saturday night, conjuring up GianLuca Vialli’s jest about curtailing Thierry Henry’s pitch prowess from years ago in our heads (as well as his famed mustached/bearded baby face).
If Messi had to, could he play in flip flops? With his legs tied together? Drunk?
Or do you think any and all attempts to prevent Leo from making several deposits in the goal bank each week would be futile?
One more, why not: how long can he keep this up until Antonella gets wind of his stockpile’s spendable-at-the-shops currency conversion rates (exclusively offered for priority bank customers only)?