November 1st, 2012
Lies Footballers Think It’s Perfectly Acceptable To Tell Files: Michael Ballack
Though it sounds like absolute bollocks to us, the retired footballer’s lawyer is arguing Mikey can’t pay his recent speeding ticket because he (paraphrasing here) has no income and just finished his football career.
“Just because he is a famous footballer doesn’t mean he has any money coming in,” said Ballack’s attorney in defense of his apparent inability to pay a fine of £8,000.
Newsflash: irrefutable evidence suggests that it takes only takes a footballer one thing to capture a woman’s attention and that is money. So while Mr Ballack’s excuse is inexplicably pitiful, we can only wish him the best of luck the next time he goes on the pull.
Because inevitably he’ll try, and will deffo fail miserably.
ere to support my team, and Rod is a total legend! Also it's so nice to read all the nice comments about Celtic, I am so proud of them! Not only that i cannot believe i got to see Barca! Bringing
night of my life!! So happy to have been there to support my team, and Rod is a total legend! Also it's so nice to read all the nice comments about Celtic, I am so proud of them! Not only that i cannot believe i got to see Barca! Bringing
Thumbs down to Ballack, that was cheap and it makes him look real bad. He's embarrassing.
He is still hot
Ballack pulling a bollock, ain't nothing new about that. He's balding…but still hot tho..
Ballack fired the lawyer.
He said the Spaniard Jesus Gallego he was indicated on the first hearing.
Ballack said the lawyer's argument is foolish.
Ballack said he has respect for the laws of Spain and will respect the decisions of the court.
I was just coming in to post this…
Sorry Mikey, looks like you're gonna have to borrow the money then! That would hardly suffice as an excuse
8 grand no thats not fair even for a millionarie that fine is steep
That fine is steep because in some countries fine is based on your wealth-so it's not the same for everyone.I think Kimi Raikkonnen (Formula 1 driver) had to pay 180,000 pounds in Finland(not kidding-and it wasn't even the biggest fine ever there)!
As hot as you are Michael… That’s a load of bullsh*t
His excuse is a load of ballacks (sorry) seriously he could have killed somebody speeding that fast does he really think anyone is going to believe this crap.
Totally agree with you! His watch probably costs more than 8 thousand pounds and here he is moaning and complaining about the fine!
As the saying goes, don't do the crime if you can't do the time (or pay the fine in this case)
LOL he might have been more credible if he had left the word "famous" out of it, but i guess he couldn't resist
p.s. Michael is still hot like fire…damn…