November 1st, 2012

Lies Footballers Think It’s Perfectly Acceptable To Tell Files: Michael Ballack

retired footballer can't pay speeding car ticket spain

Though it sounds like absolute bollocks to us, the retired footballer’s lawyer is arguing Mikey can’t pay his recent speeding ticket because he (paraphrasing here) has no income and just finished his football career.

“Just because he is a famous footballer doesn’t mean he has any money coming in,” said Ballack’s attorney in defense of his apparent inability to pay a fine of £8,000.

Newsflash: irrefutable evidence suggests that it takes only takes a footballer one thing to capture a woman’s attention and that is money. So while Mr Ballack’s excuse is inexplicably pitiful, we can only wish him the best of luck the next time he goes on the pull.

Because inevitably he’ll try, and will deffo fail miserably.

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15 Responses to “Lies Footballers Think It’s Perfectly Acceptable To Tell Files: Michael Ballack”

  1. sohbet says:

    ere to support my team, and Rod is a total legend! Also it's so nice to read all the nice comments about Celtic, I am so proud of them! Not only that i cannot believe i got to see Barca! Bringing

  2. night of my life!! So happy to have been there to support my team, and Rod is a total legend! Also it's so nice to read all the nice comments about Celtic, I am so proud of them! Not only that i cannot believe i got to see Barca! Bringing

  3. Jazz says:

    Thumbs down to Ballack, that was cheap and it makes him look real bad. He's embarrassing.

  4. Mrs Ramos says:

    He is still hot

  5. JenC says:

    Ballack pulling a bollock, ain't nothing new about that. He's balding…but still hot tho..

  6. Julie says:

    Ballack fired the lawyer.

    He said the Spaniard Jesus Gallego he was indicated on the first hearing.
    Ballack said the lawyer's argument is foolish.

    Ballack said he has respect for the laws of Spain and will respect the decisions of the court.

  7. Jayy says:

    Sorry Mikey, looks like you're gonna have to borrow the money then! That would hardly suffice as an excuse :P

  8. kstarplayer22 says:

    8 grand no thats not fair even for a millionarie that fine is steep

    • Carla says:

      That fine is steep because in some countries fine is based on your wealth-so it's not the same for everyone.I think Kimi Raikkonnen (Formula 1 driver) had to pay 180,000 pounds in Finland(not kidding-and it wasn't even the biggest fine ever there)!

  9. Miss_F says:

    As hot as you are Michael… That’s a load of bullsh*t :)

  10. rachael says:

    His excuse is a load of ballacks (sorry) seriously he could have killed somebody speeding that fast does he really think anyone is going to believe this crap.

    • Carla says:

      Totally agree with you! His watch probably costs more than 8 thousand pounds and here he is moaning and complaining about the fine!

    • kathrynlouw says:

      As the saying goes, don't do the crime if you can't do the time (or pay the fine in this case)

  11. xoWinnie says:

    LOL he might have been more credible if he had left the word "famous" out of it, but i guess he couldn't resist

    p.s. Michael is still hot like fire…damn…