February 10th, 2009

Life and Love Files: Iker Casillas

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Think we’re in need of a little Iker Casillas bulleted-list life update, don’t you? Here we go:

- Iker has admitted he’s not a fan of the “Saint Iker” nickname given to him by his many fan boys and girls. Whatever, mate. It’s either that, or “Ikerette”.  Pick one and stop complaining.

- Since splitting with long-term girlfriend Eva Gonzalez, our Finest Five number 1 hasn’t hesitated to “put it out there”. First, this chick. Now, this other one. 

- Okay, okay, the new girl has a name: Sharay Abellan Colas. She’s a journalista. A few weeks ago, Iker was photographed giving her piggy back rides and kissing her. In public. (Warning, the Iker/Sharay video includes slow motion and music to further emphasis the hook up). 

- Don’t worry. We have hit women stationed outside her nail shop that will make short work of this little problem.

- But wait. Perhaps there is no problem to fix.  There have also been rumours about Iker hooking up with model Marisa Jara shortly before the piggyback incident of ‘09.

- Strangely, rather than having this news tattooed across her breastplate, Marisa is publicly stating that nothing is going on between the two of them. You know what that means? One night stand/booty call/early morning walk of shame/no returned phone calls.

- Stalkers, if there was ever a time to move to Madrid and make like a groupie, this might be it. Iker is ready for you.

- Back to footy.  Iker has just equalled the record for appearances for Real Madrid: 454. 

- He’s also gearing up for the Spain v England match on Wednesday. Will you be watching the game? Our loyalty is, of course, to England, but we have happily succumbed to the power of a sizzling Spanish side in the past.

- As you can imagine, we are beside ourselves with excitement and will be taking notes for a new line of football erotic fiction we’re working on. 

- Finally, as an FYI the above photo was taken during Iker’s current product shill for Groupama insurance. You’ve seen the ads already. We have no confirmation on the why/what/whens of the blazer.

video via ONTD Football

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25 Responses to “Life and Love Files: Iker Casillas”

  1. SpaceCowgirl says:

    I have to agree Suzie, Iker acting like a man ho and taking advantage of the girlies after his hot ass is what he should be doing. I think it only serves to make him more swoonsome. Right, I'm off to battle the rest of the girlies!

  2. mrscudicini says:

    1. Iker- whoa, the suit- NO 2. PLEASE Iker, do not become a man-ho. We don’t want you dating lots of skanky chicks, or even one love of your life so uhm… Damn. Just marry me and be done with it all…’kay?

  3. truly_thata says:

    he still on the finest 5..and also single. XD

  4. Dani.Mrs José Manuel Reina (PLQ) says:

    omg iker a player would never imagined it !

  5. suzie says:

    He's going through his kid in a candy shop faze. He's just got out of a serious relationship realised that he's smokin hot and decided to make the most of it. I find it strangly comforting, at least he's not doing a fernando on us and getting married/having babies. That would be the day I'd die of a broken heart. Isn't that the blazer he wore to the bullfighting the other week?? Didn't like it than and I don't care for it now. Now I'm off to pack. I have a plane to madrid to catch.

  6. Vlada says:

    He's too cute to continue dressing this badly. Looking forward to some Becksillas moments tomorrow.

  7. Callie says:

    If Iker wants to play around, that’s just fine with me. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a plane to catch.

  8. annarosetorres says:

    Hahaha, those ads are genius! His singing. Ahh mahn, kinda made my day.

  9. kate says:

    I don't know. I think at this point it could leak that Iker is a serial-killing, nuclear-bomb-exploding, baby-eating, house-burning, cat-kicking, fly-de-winging, flower-stomping, seal-cub-abusing maniac and I would still be all, "OMG HE'S SO SO HOT LOOK AT HIS PERFECT NOSE OMG MMMMMMM LEMME HIT IT!!!!"

  10. YGB says:

    That blazer is extra shiteous!!!

  11. stillBLOCKED says:

    what is going on w/that blazer?

  12. Berbie's Barbie says:

    Iker is a player??? Well he's hot as hell so who cares *Having a Ikergasm*

  13. LizB (Mrs. Vucinic) says:

    I like the blazer… and do my eyes deceive me or is he really wearing dark jeans. Oh Iker! Thank God. I was a little worried about all those pictures with you in scary light wash, weird looking jeans. Maybe splitting with her finally got you to realize that we like your butt better in darker jeans.

  14. VictoryFord says:

    i lose all sense of rational when Iker is on the page, i cant even imagine the blubbering wreck id be if i saw him in person. I totally agree with everyone, Iker could do anything and i would still melt at one look!

  15. thirtysvn says:

    i added that sharay girl, she listed as single in facebook

  16. aristeia says:

    He is growing on me. Zlatan-style.

  17. Becca says:

    loyaltys with england, eye candy with spain ;)

  18. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Moving to Madrid just became NO.1 on my list of things to do. And maybe then I can teach Iker how to dress himself, what is with the blazer that looks just a bit too small :SI'm looking forward to watching the Spanish hotties tomorrow night, but I am not really looking forward to the game. I have a feeling England will get their cute butts kicked.

  19. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    PMSL @ Kate!!! So true.

  20. FootballerChick43 - says:

    *Falls over laughing that he isn't a fan of the "Saint Iker" nickname* Iker randomly hooking up? Sign me up for the next plane to Madrid!As for him equaling the number of appearances, that makes me happy :)

  21. HiL says:

    oh iker. no matter how much weird his blazer is. HE IS TOO HOT. can’t blame all of these girls who’s after him:P the Spain-England game should be super exciting.lots of amazing footballers (amazing abilty and looks of course:P ) in one game. for me it would be great to watch without rooting for anyone. just want a good game. (i’m still cracking up on Iker’s ads.XD)

  22. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    PMSL @ Kate!!! So true.

  23. TammyV says:

    Saddly I will not see the match since I will be getting drunk, freezing my ass off at Crew Stadium to cheer on my boys against Mexico.

    I will not see all the great moments.

    Xabi v. Lamps

    Xabi/Nando/(Pepe) v. $tevie Me

    Iker/The Ramos v. Becks

    and so many more fun things I can’t wait to see the replay…

    and let me just say USA! USA! USA!

  24. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Moving to Madrid just became NO.1 on my list of things to do. And maybe then I can teach Iker how to dress himself, what is with the blazer that looks just a bit too small :S

    I’m looking forward to watching the Spanish hotties tomorrow night, but I am not really looking forward to the game. I have a feeling England will get their cute butts kicked.

  25. TammyV says:

    Saddly I will not see the match since I will be getting drunk, freezing my ass off at Crew Stadium to cheer on my boys against Mexico.

    I will not see all the great moments.

    Xabi v. Lamps

    Xabi/Nando/(Pepe) v. $tevie Me

    Iker/The Ramos v. Becks

    and so many more fun things I can’t wait to see the replay…

    and let me just say USA! USA! USA!