January 22nd, 2008

Links: Insults and Unattractive People

Danielle Lloyd recently joked on a Sky program that she isn’t with Teddy Sheringham any more because he didn’t take her shopping.  Well, there’s truth to every joke, right? So in this case we side with Danielle.  (Now there’s a first).  And also, does this chick have selective memory or what? Remember the Choo bed-gift?  Anyone? Bueller?

Don’t mess with this Ghanaian African Cup of Nations and former Leeds player: you insult his country, he’ll have sex with your wife.  Sounds fair.

Victoria Beckham’s Cavalli catwalk situ: we don’t get it.  The headband, the gold necklace, the everything.

In a recent poll, women have voted Wayne Rooney as the world’s ugliest baller.  Hope he wears his winning sash with pride.  Better luck next year, number 2 Ronaldinho. Try rolling around in your money to ease the pain.

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26 Responses to “Links: Insults and Unattractive People”

  1. Meriam says:

    Also, I was just looking at VB’s hand, and is it just me, or is it wrinkled?!?!?!  I don’t believe that it can ever happen but can someone please clarify this for me?

    Victoria Beckham getting wrinkles? is the even possible? :O

    (I am genuinely shocked and worried)

  2. meriam says:

    See, everyones talking about Tevez’s looks but he is definatetely NOT the ugliest. You want ugly? Just look at this picture of Argentina’s captain Sorin. it makes me laugh. And then laugh some more :D


  3. Kandi Kane says:

    I know he is less well-known, but Jimmy Bullard looks like a man trying to be a woman try to be a man.

  4. The Fourth Official says:

    It’s in my top 10 too, Elise.  A man should not believe in an “ism”, he should believe in himself.

  5. michelle TN says:

    you know, i don’t think ronaldinho is THAT ugly.  he’s sort of looks like a big kid ya know?  heh, at least rooney’s #1!  As for VB’s headband . . . I guess she forgot to take it off after her Spice Girls rehersal.  YEESH, IT’S BAD.

  6. The Fourth Official says:

    Meriam, f**k me, that’s ugly.

  7. J says:

    My passcode thing is “fine83”. And Rooney+Ronaldhino are no where near fine.
    That Sorin one made me laugh.
    The Ghanian+ the coach’s wife story made me laugh. Priceless.

  8. Malin says:

    I think that Ronadinho and Tevez could share that award. Make me shudder, ooh so ugly…

  9. Becca x says:

    I Think That Tevez is The Ugliest By Far!
    And What Is Victoria Beckham Wearing?? .. She Looks Quite Scaryy!

  10. The Fourth Official says:

    Yeah, you’re right, Carly – at the time, maybe a tie. 


    But Gulitt tidied himself up a bit.


  11. The Fourth Official says:

    Ugly ballers!  This is fun.  Some of the guys on the list are plain, yes, but not *completely* unfortunate looking.  Carlos Tevez, yes, no doubt. Solskj

  12. goalkeeperette says:

    I really can’t make my peace with that ugly-baller-list.  hmmm
    Wayne isn’t so super ugly to come No1 here, he should be somewhere in the centre-field. Same with Ronaldinho…yuk for the teeth, but the rest isn’t that bad. Ruud van Nistelrooy should sooo be off that list. And Crouchy? Are you kidding me??? He’s lanky and everything, but I still think he’s cute. *admits soft spot for Crouchy* smile
    IMHO, Carlos Tevez is by far the UGLIEST human that walks the earth. He deserves this award. And another one for his eyebrow.

  13. jax says:

    Hmm.. Shrek man Wayne is not overly blessed in the looks department but I still think Ronaldinho is way uglier – all that money and still no visit to the orthodontist !

    Want to see really ugly then click on the Cavelli link and feast your eyes on Transvestite (very Scary) Spice on the left… Urgghh.

  14. carly says:

    You didn’t think Gullitt was uglier? He was, at least, scary!

  15. Elise says:

    Kickette, I just ‘got’ it!  And I have *never* used this acronym before, but I am LMFAO!!!

    (sings to self ‘…let my Cameron go’….lol)

  16. kickette says:

    cheers TFO

  17. The Fourth Official says:

    Kickette – the link to the “have sex with your wife” story actually winds up at an amusing anecdote about Gordon Strachan.  Me thinks something’s broken. Possibly not, though.  Gordon Strachan cracks me up.

  18. Rusty says:

    coolbyrne, for me the picture contained errors. Probably just as well.

    TFO, the scar is supposedly from a childhood car accident.

  19. The Fourth Official says:

    Sh*t, coolbyrne, I should have known better and refrained from the click – it *did* crack.  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/grrr.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="grrr" style="border:0;" />

    Does anyone know what the scar around Tevez’s neck is from?  It looks like Luca Brazzi from “The Godfather” tried to garotte him, and failed.

  20. coolbyrne says:

    Tevez, hands down, is the ugliest player to “grace” my television screen.  I mean, really, tell me your monitor doesn’t crack when you open this link!  Good lord.

  21. daniela says:

    wow for one time victoria looks good/

  22. brandy says:

    NO idea how Rooney beat out Ronaldinho. Rooney is no stunner but gawd if I had a gun to my head and I HAD to chose between a romp with Roon or Ron… I’d definitely go with Rooney.

    Yeah, Posh, ix-nay on the head bands, PLEASE!

    The Ghanian story is priceless. What does a woman get if her country is made fun of?!?!?!

  23. c9 says:

    Wow, what a list. I can’t decipher how some of those name ended up on that list. Oh well, these polls were not voted on by everyone so it’s opinions of only so many <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smirk.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smirk" style="border:0;" />

  24. The Fourth Official says:

    Yeah, Ruud?  Don’t get it, he’s pleasant looking.  Crouchie? – Don’t care for all the sharp elbows and boney knees, but the face is fine.  Tevez’s eyebrow?  LOL, goalkeeperette.

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  26. luvthetev says:

    omg why are u all bein so nasty? tevez is adorable. oh and by the way, tevez got the scars because he was trapped in a fire when he was young. the scars used to be all down his torso but he's had laser surgery. cant believe you're all so cruel. what gives you's the right to poke fun at others. you're all ugly b*****ds and you're just jealous of him and all the other players you're slaggin. so go look in the mirror to really see what ugly is. cause real ugliness is on the inside.