December 20th, 2007
Links ‘n’ Such
West Ham’s Christmas party looked hella more fun than Man U’s. Freddie Ljungberg’s ensemble is an interesting choice; perhaps he sent someone else on his behalf and stayed home to play Wii.
Jonny Evans has been named as the accused player in Manchester United’s alleged rape claim. He is denying all charges. We now can look forward to a wide range of “quality” reportage in the tabloids that will stretch out until the dawn of time with none of us ever really knowing what happened but everyone feeling like utter shite over a bad situ that should have never happened in the first place. Gee, do you think Fergie’s breathing fire right now?
Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi lost out in the FIFA Player of the Year awards to Ricardo Kaka. Everyone’s hair on the night was subpar. That’s all we have to say on the matter.
Every girl’s got one: a completely barmy mate who embarrasses the living snot out of you in public. Alex Curran-Gerrard is no different. See pics below of the pair coming out of Balans in Soho. Can anyone ID this loon who is taking precious camera space away from Alex’s photo op? We’re concerned we do not recognize crazy.
And finally, Victoria Beckham took to the streets of London for a little shopping with a pair of seriously ashy knees. She needs to talk to Snoop about moisturizing. Or alternatively, she could pop on a pair of tights since it’s freezing outside as a result of it being winter and all.