August 27th, 2010
Loic Remy: Upgrade You
Ok, so we’re prepared to admit that we do go on a bit about hair. But you see, our interest is totally valid and scientific and not remotely voyeuristic in that a good haircut is vital in the construction of the ideal man and is usually instrumental in giving him the self confidence to achieve his capabilities.
It also makes us fancy him more**. So there.
Don’t believe us? Take Fernando Torres. He realised that if his daughter was ever going to respect him as a father and a man, he needed to rid himself of the playful blond highlights some of us had come to base our entire lives around love. Unfortunately he now struggles to play football, but hey. He still looks good, and that’s the most important thing, right? ARGH.
Another man willing to sacrifice his career to test our theory is Marseille new boy Loic Remy. A youth spent experimenting with hairstyles that can only be described as creatively challenging (left) through death defying has now given way to a smart shaved look that has attracted more than a little attention in the Kickette office. The question of whether his career will survive the drastic change pales into insignificance against our burning desire to know what you think, dear readers.
Is he hot? Or not?
**We’re not saying that if Carlos Tevez got himself a decent barber we’d ever consider inviting him to the Kickette Annual Pool Party & Tractor Pull, but y’know. It couldn’t hurt.