November 3rd, 2010
Lorena Bernal: The Leather Skirt /Media Flash Situation
But, we are the site that goes wherever the story takes us (unless there’s a bar on the way, in which case our arrival at the destination is far from certain), so here we are.
At a publicity event in Madrid last Thursday for baby food brand Blevit, Mikel Arteta’s wifey Lorena Bernal took a seat on the floor as she interacted with the babies and jars of infant mush.
So far, so meh.
However, during her floor work, she accidentally gave the various flashing bulbs in attendance an eye full of her knickers. Which, (as you’ll see below), were white.
Unsurprisingly, the media chose to focus upon this rather than the benefits of feeding Blevit to a growing baby, leaving the lovely Lorena embarrassed and unwilling to complete her media interviews as scheduled.
Taking into account Lorena’s unblemished record, excellent hair and our boredom with manufactured press scandals of late, we’re feeling her pain here.
Hell, at least the woman turned up wearing underwear (a feat certain other people have tried for and failed). Yep, she wore a tight ass leather skirt to a baby food promotion and then sat on the floor, but inevitably she would’ve been caned for wearing a pantsuit too. No win.
We say, grow up, press boys. Either that or stock up on Blevit. Quick smart.