April 2nd, 2012

Lothar Matthäus & Joanna Tuczynska: Reality Bites

Retired German footballer, Lothar Matthäus, did his best to act natural whilst filming scenes for his upcoming reality show early yesterday morning.

If you’ve been blissfully unaware of what’s been happening in Lothar’s life, consider yourself lucky.

The backstory is: because Lothar’s repeated misfortunes both on and off the field have been closely monitored by the German media, the 50-year-old’s post-pitch notoriety largely stems from him being the butt of the their jokes.

So from the four time divorcee’s perspective – along with his Polish girlfriend, an underwear model 23 years his junior – a multipart docu-soap gives him the best shot at repairing his tarnished public image.

Can anyone say “midlife crisis?” How ’bout in German?

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9 Responses to “Lothar Matthäus & Joanna Tuczynska: Reality Bites”

  1. stapiiid says:


  2. BlondyB says:

    He's stupid and embarrassing !!!
    He always has young girlfriends, who he manipulates. Every young girlfriend that he had, had to make a plastic surgery because he always found something on their body or face, that he didn't like. and he also payed the plastic surgeries -.- these girls were all naturally beautiful. the girls only want the money and fame. it's okay to love an older man but he is just disgusting and dishonorable. but he was a great football player.

    P.S.: in germany we don't have another word for 'midlife crisis' we use this word also ;)

  3. Steffi says:

    MIDLIFE CRISIS!! At least since 10 years…. BTW have you ever heard him talk English? THAT'S really entertaining. He translates word by word…. If you know German AND English, you'll understand it…. if not, well… NOT!

  4. bob says:

    Man !!! From a man point of view his girlfriend is sooooo hooot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. Ivy says:

    Why he has to be German! He is so embarrassing, basically because he's stupid as f*** (that's a reason why he has/had girlfriends who are still in school) and he can't even speak German properly.

  6. Chloe says:

    This man is always embarrassing himself by dating these women and he doesn't seem to understand that this "models" are only with him because of his money and fame.
    This is pretty sad

  7. mila says:

    Oh Lothar, I just can't keep up with you! Last time I read about you, you complained that no one is taking you seriously. I wonder why.

    BTW we don't have a german word for midlife crisis. We kind of stole the english term and use it too.

  8. Sarah says:

    But it is super entertaining

  9. Loninha - Brasil says:

    He only dates models lingerie, and much younger than him, always ends up being betrayed by them easily deluded wretch!