June 26th, 2009
Baller Soap Operas: Sergio Aguera and Gianinna Maradona – UPDATED
The hoochie in the club/chica in question has been ID’d as Luisana Varacalli. Something about Luisana’s winning personality has left most in the media unsure about whether she’s an attention seeking story-teller or if her take on the matter is kosher, but here it is:
- Luisana says she had sex with Sergio at the club behind a partition and then headed back to his hotel at 7am for more… sharing and special time together.
- According to her, Kun is a “timid, simple and humble” boy. In the same breath, she labels him as a ten in the sack and a very good kisser.
- Luisana also busts Kun by saying that she’s not the vixen coming between them because he considers himself “practically single”.
- Doesn’t everyone look happy at the baptism for little Benji? Apparently the proceedings were very tense. Can’t think why. Gossip reports say that both Maradona Sr and Maradona daughter are furious about the whole situ and decided to put on the baptism to save face. Not been confirmed, but it’s a nice juicy detail nonetheless. No word on who styled the baby’s hair for the event.
We’ll keep you posted as things develop. Most likely into some kind of restraining order.
Catch up on the original story below.
Something is amiss in the Aguero/Maradona household, Kickettes.
First, some background:
- Giannina Maradona was once dating an Argentinean player, Cristian Riquelme, younger brother of Boca Juniors star Juan Roman.
- In 2002, Cristian was kidnapped but later returned unharmed after his family paid a ransom. This is largely cited as one of the reasons Juan Roman relocated to Spain to play for Barcelona.
- Cristian the younger and fellow Argentinean Sergio “Kun” Aguero played side-by-side on the U-21s team and eventually both were called up to play for the big-boys national team.
- They had always enjoyed friendly relations until about two years ago, when Sergio was rumored to be dating Giannina without Cristian’s knowledge. Things became mucho awkward when Giannina was subsequently sperminated by Kun.
- Cristian, obviously upset at female Maradona’s dumping techniques, began badgering her until Papa had to step in. Except Maradona (Argentina NT manager) didn’t go to Cristian; rather he spoke with his older brother and (also former NT player) Juan Roman.
- The convo with JR did not go as well as Papa M planned and thus, the love triangle that ensued outside of the beautiful game made its way onto the pitch with Head Coach/Papa M picking Kun as his starting striker of choice.
- Juan Roman, unhappy at a variety of ish since Maradona’s takeover, announced his international retirement. At twenty-eight years old.
But enough with the foreground, let’s get to the ho-down:
- Kun was a nat’l team regular until earlier this month when he was benched for the Argentina NT loss to Ecuador.
- Instead of seeking solace with his fiancée, or spending all his free time dribbling a football, he visited a night club in the Palermo district of Buenos Aires the evening of June 10. He was wearing a black shirt and white cap. Neither of which, we suspect, were his best clothing options.
- The club PR person confirmed the baller spotting and dance floor antics.
- Kun’s gal, Giannina is definitely not blonde. Neither is their son, Benjamin or her father, Diego Maradona.
- We’re gonna say with 99.9% certainty that the Aguero family tree does not include any blondes either.
- Rumors swirl and eventually land on Pia Martinez, a topless Argentinean model. She once dated Real Madrid’s Gago but after a video tape of them having sex popped
up, they broke it off. She claims a case of “always blaming the naked chick” and denies the stories. She says after her rendezvous, publicly and privately, with Gago, “no guys will touch” her.
- If anyone has a copy of said sex-tape, SEND NOW!
- Pia then tried to extend her 8.5 minutes by saying she was at the club that night and did see Kun with a blonde, but won’t reveal that girl’s identity.
- Why deny that it wasn’t you and then pull the “I’ll never tell” card? It seems as if Pia enrolled in the “Wagabee PR 101” class.
- Sidenote: Ms. Martinez is not a stranger to scandal and was recently roasted on Argentinean TV for exaggerating her relationship with Gago. By the powers of SMS, she proved their relationship with private messages from the RM man in order to combat the on-stage hostility.
- Gago wants nothing to do with Pia. That’s our hope, at least.
- But back to Kun. Other stories claim that the blonde was a singer from the group Las Nuevas Rikitas who had performed at the club earlier that night.
- Whoever she was, let’s just say his NT coach and father-in-law Maradona ain’t too pleased. Reports in Argentina say Gia and Kun had incurred some bumps in their courtship road recently, but this latest rumor may make him a future ex-son in law.
- More gossip hinted at the strained relations between the Maradonas and Kun when it emerged yesterday that Papa Maradona said that Juan Roman is considering coming out of his early retirement and younger bro Cristian is being reconsidered for his nat’l team posish. He remained mum on Kun’s place in the grand scheme of things.
Important to note: Both Kun and Giannina have remained completely silent on the issue. Is this marriage over before it has even started?