June 26th, 2009

Baller Soap Operas: Sergio Aguera and Gianinna Maradona – UPDATED

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UPDATE:

The hoochie in the club/chica in question has been ID’d as Luisana Varacalli. Something about Luisana’s winning personality has left most in the media unsure about whether she’s an attention seeking story-teller or if her take on the matter is kosher, but here it is:

- Luisana says she had sex with Sergio at the club behind a partition and then headed back to his hotel at 7am for more… sharing and special time together.

- According to her, Kun is a “timid, simple and humble” boy. In the same breath, she labels him as a ten in the sack and a very good kisser.

- Luisana also busts Kun by saying that she’s not the vixen coming between them because he considers himself “practically single”.

image- Doesn’t everyone look happy at the baptism for little Benji? Apparently the proceedings were very tense. Can’t think why. Gossip reports say that both Maradona Sr and Maradona daughter are furious about the whole situ and decided to put on the baptism to save face.  Not been confirmed, but it’s a nice juicy detail nonetheless. No word on who styled the baby’s hair for the event.

We’ll keep you posted as things develop. Most likely into some kind of restraining order.

Catch up on the original story below.

Something is amiss in the Aguero/Maradona household, Kickettes.

First, some background:

- Giannina Maradona was once dating an Argentinean player, Cristian Riquelme, younger brother of Boca Juniors star Juan Roman.

- In 2002, Cristian was kidnapped but later returned unharmed after his family paid a ransom. This is largely cited as one of the reasons Juan Roman relocated to Spain to play for Barcelona.

- Cristian the younger and fellow Argentinean Sergio “Kun” Aguero played side-by-side on the U-21s team and eventually both were called up to play for the big-boys national team.

- They had always enjoyed friendly relations until about two years ago, when Sergio was rumored to be dating Giannina without Cristian’s knowledge. Things became mucho awkward when Giannina was subsequently sperminated by Kun.

image- Cristian, obviously upset at female Maradona’s dumping techniques, began badgering her until Papa had to step in. Except Maradona (Argentina NT manager) didn’t go to Cristian; rather he spoke with his older brother and (also former NT player) Juan Roman.

- The convo with JR did not go as well as Papa M planned and thus, the love triangle that ensued outside of the beautiful game made its way onto the pitch with Head Coach/Papa M picking Kun as his starting striker of choice.

- Juan Roman, unhappy at a variety of ish since Maradona’s takeover, announced his international retirement. At twenty-eight years old.

But enough with the foreground, let’s get to the ho-down:

- Kun was a nat’l team regular until earlier this month when he was benched for the Argentina NT loss to Ecuador.
- Instead of seeking solace with his fiancée, or spending all his free time dribbling a football, he visited a night club in the Palermo district of Buenos Aires the evening of June 10. He was wearing a black shirt and white cap. Neither of which, we suspect, were his best clothing options.

- Reports say he was accompanied by a blonde. And dancing with a blonde. And leaving – via the back door at 5 a.m. – with a blonde.

- The club PR person confirmed the baller spotting and dance floor antics.

- Kun’s gal, Giannina is definitely not blonde. Neither is their son, Benjamin or her father, Diego Maradona.

- We’re gonna say with 99.9% certainty that the Aguero family tree does not include any blondes either.

image- Rumors swirl and eventually land on Pia Martinez, a topless Argentinean model. She once dated Real Madrid’s Gago but after a video tape of them having sex popped
up, they broke it off. She claims a case of “always blaming the naked chick” and denies the stories. She says after her rendezvous, publicly and privately, with Gago, “no guys will touch” her.

- If anyone has a copy of said sex-tape, SEND NOW!

- Pia then tried to extend her 8.5 minutes by saying she was at the club that night and did see Kun with a blonde, but won’t reveal that girl’s identity.

- Why deny that it wasn’t you and then pull the “I’ll never tell” card? It seems as if Pia enrolled in the “Wagabee PR 101” class.

- Sidenote: Ms. Martinez is not a stranger to scandal and was recently roasted on Argentinean TV for exaggerating her relationship with Gago. By the powers of SMS, she proved their relationship with private messages from the RM man in order to combat the on-stage hostility.

- Gago wants nothing to do with Pia. That’s our hope, at least.

- But back to Kun. Other stories claim that the blonde was a singer from the group Las Nuevas Rikitas who had performed at the club earlier that night.

- Whoever she was, let’s just say his NT coach and father-in-law Maradona ain’t too pleased. Reports in Argentina say Gia and Kun had incurred some bumps in their courtship road recently, but this latest rumor may make him a future ex-son in law.

- More gossip hinted at the strained relations between the Maradonas and Kun when it emerged yesterday that Papa Maradona said that Juan Roman is considering coming out of his early retirement and younger bro Cristian is being reconsidered for his nat’l team posish. He remained mum on Kun’s place in the grand scheme of things.

Important to note: Both Kun and Giannina have remained completely silent on the issue. Is this marriage over before it has even started?

Thanks K!

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  3. sahil says:

    whole maradona family is too short..

  4. Eternal Dreamer says:

    Well, I'm inclined not to believe everything that is told in the tabs, but often think the saying, "Where there's smoke, there's fire," often holds some sort of truth. Not the happiest story for any of those involved, especially the bubba. I love the gossip, even if I take it with a grain of salt. And, what is with the "hair"!? The first thing I thought when I saw it was "fake?" as well! She didn't actually wear that to the baptism, did she?

  5. Rossi´s girl says:

    Gianina is sooo classless no surprise coming from the daughter of Maradrugs

  6. Malin ("MrsFern says:

    Umm. I tried to read but my head is spinning at a terrifying speed now. I can't keep up.

  7. boo says:

    somehow i am not surprised..even though it may as well not be true. i mean it's Maradona's family we're talking about, nobody is safe from scandal in any form

  8. carly says:

    Jeez, this file is growing rapidly.

    I’m freaking out with the baby’s hair. I think I saw him a couple of weeks ago and he didn’t have that mane.

    I’m very confused with all of this so I think I’ll listen to Kun’s song instead.

  9. Estefi says:

    I must admit,though I’m Argentinian and I’ve heard lots of things about the Aguero-Maradona issue,that this is the best article I’ve read.Congrats! And yes,it’s said here that Pia has a sex-tape with Gago,but as she refuses to show it,nobody really believes so.Besides,Gago is truly a bad boy,believe me,at this latitude we know that very well.

  10. Der Lutscher says:

    God! What a dumbass would do a thing like that? I mean, i would understand if it remained secret, but doing it this way, like "watch me!" is disgusting!

  11. suzie says:

    blimey Kickette I think you need a drink and a nice foot rub from the F5 no1 for putting all that together (I'll send him round later with the gago tape hehe). But what happened to being professional maradona- I don't really care what ballers do in their free time but it REALLY annoys me when it starts having an effect on their team. GROW UP and sort it out.tsk

  12. TammyV says:

    KICKETTE I LOVE YOU! <SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN>This<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> is<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> AWESOME! and if this is why Riquleme quit, Oy My God

  13. Baby Freya (Mrs Arbe says:

    Bloody nora! This is betetr than Coronation Street, Kickette! Congrats on digging up some good dirt :)

  14. aristeia says:

    Gia… what the fudge are you wearing to your child's baptism? I mean, c'mon… Alena makes her bones posing nude & in lingerie and look what she wore to her son's baptism: <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/Sycohoochi/Bunch-a-crap/Soccer/GigiAlenaLouisBaptism10.jpg"&gt;

  15. MissEstonia says:

    Ew, I don't want to think about a Gago sex tape…yeeesh. Anyway, this is sad. :( Maybe they were too young to get married and rush into things? Who knows. I hope they get this sorted out, it all sounds too crazy, though…mixing in brothers and exes and national teams…bloody hell! We blondes seem to cause a lot of drama, don't we?!

  16. aristeia says:

    Lucy, Ali… regarding Maradona, I couldn't agree more. Aside from the amusing drama here, what really bugs the crap out of me is the complete disarray the Argentina NT is in. No one can take away the things that Maradona has done in his career, and my word he was on another level, but his influence over the ANT even before he was made coach and of course now is intensely damaging. The man never really had control over his own life and his issues, how is it he's going to manage one of the most talented groups of footballers in the world? Unfortunately, he's a god to them and I highly doubt anyone waking up and seeing reality. And a story like this is always delicious (well done Kickette for organizing it so!), but I really wish Maradona wasn't basing his call-ups on who his daughter is or is not schtupping.

  17. Krissy says:

    Wow this is intense. Interesting. Never heard anything about the couple, and not to speculate on super lucky WAGs, but really – hooking up with the NT coach's daughter? Suspicious, I would say. And apparently, dangerous to your NT career.

  18. lanenalinda3 says:

    Whoa Drama! talk about real life soap opera!

  19. Lucy says:

    This is so juicy, I love it! Fingers firmly crossed that all the Argentinian strikers have some sort of dodgy relations with Maradona's daughters so that he has no choice but to call up Higuain! :D Maradona has ruined the national team, the sooner he's got rid of the better for them. And as for Kun, I love him. I would gladly contribute to his oversexing.

  20. Anna (Frau Manuel Neuer) says:

    WOOOOOWWWW! loving it!!!! i’m anxiously waiting for the next chapter ;DDD.

    well, about the disarray in the Argie NT, I’ll just ignore my Brazilian blood that is dying to say something, and keep my mouth shut.

  21. Malin ("MrsFernandoTorres", if I may) says:

    Umm. I tried to read but my head is spinning at a terrifying speed now. I can’t keep up.

  22. carly says:

    Jeez, this file is growing rapidly.

    I’m freaking out with the baby’s hair. I think I saw him a couple of weeks ago and he didn’t have that mane.

    I’m very confused with all of this so I think I’ll listen to Kun’s song instead.

  23. TammyV says:

    KICKETTE I LOVE YOU! <SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN>This<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> is<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> AWESOME! and if this is why Riquleme quit, Oy My God

  24. Lucy says:

    This is so juicy, I love it! Fingers firmly crossed that all the Argentinian strikers have some sort of dodgy relations with Maradona’s daughters so that he has no choice but to call up Higuain! :D Maradona has ruined the national team, the sooner he’s got rid of the better for them. And as for Kun, I love him. I would gladly contribute to his oversexing.

  25. FootballerChick43 - "Mrs.Ballack" says:

    Wow. My head hurts.

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  27. NAt says:

    What a pig he is! Dude you just had a baby.

  28. Raina says:

    I cannot believe any church allowed her inside dressed like a prostitute.  And her smile does look exaggerated. Very cute baby though!

  29. icha says:

    wow that’s very gossip girl of them LOVE IT!

  30. LOL Lolinha.  I am getting good at Crissy fits <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" /> 

    It says I can’t comment until I log in, but I already am logged in…so I dunno *shrugs shoulders*  I’ll just stay down here in the basement.

  31. mertz says:

    this is too confusing. kickette should be comended for trying to make sense out of all that garbage. i knew about half of that stuff, but i always found it soooo odd how ramos retired (lol, knew that maradona wasn’t happy with him)and i just figured he had burned out or he had some sort of injury or just lost his love for the game…but now you guys are bringing up some interesting things. i also found it kinda odd that even though supposedly gianna and riquleme were so young and in love, that after the incident she was so quick to go on to aguero and have his kids. the whole situation sounds way to sordid to be comprehended and messed up. this is why you don’t get involved with a famous footballer’s daughter.

  32. Lolinha says:

    Don’t be lonely MXA… I don’t know why you’re not able to post. Sometimes all the comments disappear with me. I think it occurs when there’s lots of traffic on a certain topic. I usually wait a little then try again. I know nothing about computers… Have you tried updating your browser? I really don’t know what I’m talking about here. Oh screw it! Just throw a major fit, Cristiano style. Always works. [removed]void(0);

    I also considered Gago pretty tame and frankly non-sexual. The sex tape thing really made me see him in a whole new light. [removed]void(0);

  33. kay says:

    gago and pia martinez didn’t really make a sex tape . did they?

    well no-one seen it anyway and those that know him deny pia and he even had anything other than texting ‘relationship’.

  34. Gago has a sex tape?????? WOW.  I need to see this.  So far in my mind all I use him for is cuddles and to feed me sweeties, now I know he does actually have sex I want proof!!!

    I don’t know why I can’t post up top anymore.  It’s lonely down here :(

  35. D says:

    No wonder Riquelme retired!!

    No wonder Argentina has been performing poorly on the field. This is DRAMA! It is inappropriate the way (it seems) that Maradona is dealing with this issue.. favouring your son-in-law? How gauche! How the hell is he supposed to manage the team with this going on?

    And regard to Gia, well, I don’t like when a wife is cheated on, but KARMA can really come back fast and hard. Once a cheater, always…

  36. This looks like its straight out of a daily soap which means its confusing and boring! And filled with allegations too! :D

  37. kenita says:

    so that was why roman retired from the Argentine NT =O

  38. BarcaGirl says:

    With this much drama, I say: "Run Gia! RUN!".

  39. IshYEAH. says:

    Sergio.. tut tut. But then again, your hot. But then again, it's wrong. GRRR!

  40. The Fourth Official says:

    WOW!!!! You've outdone yourself, Kickette. Great post and great links! I'm intrigued, horrified and amused! Okay and turned on a bit too. :o Keep us updated please on all the drama. Also the word "sperminated" made me laugh really hard.

  41. Nandia Mrs.The Ramos says:

    Its "Days f our lives" the Argie footie version!LOL!!MUST SEE SEX TAPE NOW!!

  42. I-Own-Kaka says:

    jesus. not too sure what's going on, but benjamin aguero is adorable =)

  43. striker says:

    dramarama….

  44. Mrs. Podolski says:

    Have they gotten married already or just engaged?

  45. Venice says:

    ……<span class="wbr"></span> Wow.<span class="wbr"></span> I<span class="wbr"></span> should<span class="wbr"></span> probably<span class="wbr"></span> draw<span class="wbr"></span> a<span class="wbr"></span> diagram<span class="wbr"></span> to<span class="wbr"></span> try<span class="wbr"></span> to<span class="wbr"></span> understand<span class="wbr"></span> what<span class="wbr"></span> actually<span class="wbr"></span> happened.I<span class="wbr"></span> think<span class="wbr"></span> I'm<span class="wbr"></span> mostly<span class="wbr"></span> shocked<span class="wbr"></span> by<span class="wbr"></span> Gago<span class="wbr"></span> the<span class="wbr"></span> princess<span class="wbr"></span> having<span class="wbr"></span> a<span class="wbr"></span> sex<span class="wbr"></span> tape.<span class="wbr"></span> To<span class="wbr"></span> me<span class="wbr"></span> he<span class="wbr"></span> looks<span class="wbr"></span> like<span class="wbr"></span> he<span class="wbr"></span> still<span class="wbr"></span> has<span class="wbr"></span> tea<span class="wbr"></span> parties<span class="wbr"></span> with<span class="wbr"></span> his<span class="wbr"></span> imaginary<span class="wbr"></span> friends.

  46. Boston Red says:

    You lost me at, "Something is amiss"…

  47. BS_guapa_grl6 says:

    I agree with u Suzie…Maradona has really been a letdown which I saw it coming…all of this novela has been really collapsing the great squad of Argentina which really pisses me off….I hope Juan Riquelme comesback and Maradona gets fired because he has not proven to be a professional…his priority should be the squad not how to handle his daughter's love triangles…she is old enough to handle her problems without Daddy getting involve!!!

  48. Pau de Silva (aka Sa says:

    I am so indignant about this!!! I had no idea THAT was the reason Juan Roman retire, Im not very surprise either, because Maradona is a total idiot! Maradona didnt have any experience before he was selected, I still dont get why he was choose! On the other side, I feel bad of laughing so much with this tragedy, but Kickette, you RULE!!!

  49. TammyV says:

    She wore that where? Sweetie, sweetie, umm….. sweetie? I love this story…and that baby

  50. LoveLamps says:

    Kickette, you had me at Gago sex tape.

  51. FootballerChick43 - says:

    Oh my. Seriously… I'll say it again: my head hurts.But on another note… at least the baby was awake for that.

  52. Erin says:

    If you draw that diagram, please share, V. That would probably help me. I don't know much about the ballers or "ladies" involved, so I'm a bit lost. It's certainly quite a sordid little triangle…quadrangle…group orgy? LOL

  53. Anya says:

    Rule no 1. keep your daddy away from your boyfriend. Thank God I did this, otherwise I would end up like Gianinna ;) What is with those sex tapes? Apparently everybody has a sex tape, but nobody wants to show it…

  54. Squiggle says:

    the guy’s only in his early 20′s and there’s already a scenerio for eastenders

  55. Lolinha says:

    What a telenovela. Must. Get. That. Tape. The Maradonas have some great hair, I really don’t care that much about Kun. Just another young baller who got married and became a father too early and now can’t keep it in his pants. The details made the story for me and “sperminated” got me laughing out loud. You’re such romantics…

  56. Lolinha says:

    That’s a mighty impressive head of hair on that baby. So Kun is timid, this explains the partition, and simple. Sure “simple” in the sense of “Let’s just have sex right here and now never mind the people.” I’m betting that the Gago sex tape is an urban myth. It would have surfaced by now, besides Pia said that in this alleged tape they were just being affecionate. Not that I believe her, I just think she’s milking this for all it’s worth and really has nothing. Even if Gago’s a bad boy…Mmm

  57. Rossi´s girl says:

    Las Nuevas Rikitas LOL what an stupid name LOL LOL , and KUN is a total as****

  58. The Fourth Official says:

    I am loving this drama. Giannina wore THAT to a baptism? In a CHURCH?

  59. Jelly says:

    Sergio is gorgeous- I love men of his build but not of his type. I thought men stood by the motto FOB (friends over b….). This drama is ridiculous (and addictive). Kickette keep it coming

  60. nicki says:

    Hmm maybe it is time I move Gago to my dirty hot file. And Lucy I hope you are right, since Maradona does not seem to notice pipita’s talent maybe he will at least get a call up based on crazy drama.

  61. Dani.Mrs José Manuel Reina (PLQ) says:

    wow this is a good story ! thanks for the dirt !

  62. autumnmaple101 says:

    Oh…that sounds sort of messy…hope they sort it out.

  63. Ali says:

    oh. wow. O____O

    Gago wants nothing to do with Pia. That’s our hope, at least. this made me laugh lots.

    - Venice your comment made me laugh lots. too funny

    – maradona is a fool.

  64. Becca says:

    That Took Alot Of Reading, And Im Still Confused!

  65. RedGirl (Mrs. Casillas) says:

    OMG!!! those Rikitas are soooo lame!!! With all that money El Kun can surely get something much much better ¬¬

  66. Pau de Silva (aka Sambu) says:

    I am so indignant about this!!! I had no idea THAT was the reason Juan Roman retire, Im not very surprise either, because Maradona is a total idiot! Maradona didnt have any experience before he was selected, I still dont get why he was choose! On the other side, I feel bad of laughing so much with this tragedy, but Kickette, you RULE!!!

  67. TammyV says:

    She wore that where? Sweetie, sweetie, umm….. sweetie?

    I love this story…and that baby

  68. Avenath says:

    Wow!…talk about drama…football, sex, in-laws, baby, sperms, topless model, blonde hair, Gago…we couldn’t even make these stuff up…brilliant reporting as always, Kickette…

  69. Erin says:

    I started reading this…trying to maybe care. But I realized about halfway down that I just don’t. Sorry, Kickette. too funny

    I suppose that’s why I don’t watch soap operas! ;)