March 19th, 2012
Luis Figo: Ludicrous Legwear
Figo’s poor distraction ploy was doomed from the start. Images: DESIREE MARTIN/AFP/Getty Images.
Terrifying trousers on hot footballers is something we’ve had to get used to in our time, but Luis Figo has confounded us with his late, spectacular entry to the hall of shame. The former Real Madrid, Barcelona and Portugal international sported these spotty monstrosities whilst playing in the Abama Pro-Am Golf Tournament last week, and while golf trousers are notoriously heinous, we’re positive that not even serial style offender Ian Poulter would have gone near these things with a nine-iron.
Guti was also at the tournament, but compared to Figo, he was appropriately dressed for the gentlemanly occasion. Apart from his mad guru beard, he looked quite respectable actually.
It isn’t often we get to say that, now is it?