May 14th, 2012

Making Sure Cosmetics Are Used Safely: An Open Letter To Lara Alvarez

A bunch of RM hotties took their ladies to the annual spot-the-baller-in-the-stands tennis tourney this weekend. Image: Reuters.

Dear Lara “Miss Overkill On The Makeup” Alvarez,

You’re taking the Donna Karan Spring 2012 lipstick inspiration to a whole new (terrible) level. Please seek some application advice from Irina Shayk at your earliest convenience.

We know. We can’t believe we said that either. But it’s true.

xo Kickette

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32 Responses to “Making Sure Cosmetics Are Used Safely: An Open Letter To Lara Alvarez”

  1. Dee says:

    Irina looks better in candid shots than she does in her modelling ones. Ive always said shes a beautiful girl but not the greatest model in my opinion. Anyway, as much as people can find every flaw with her….you have to admit: shes got an incredible body (toned but not too skinny), she can walk around without any make-up and still look gorgeous, shes genuinely makes Cristiano happy (as evidenced by his football) and….my favourite part…..I have better hair than her! Haha, her hair is so normal and non-amazing but shes still comfortable with it. She is one of my beauty inspirations….natural and confident :)

    • laligagirl says:

      "shes genuinely makes Cristiano happy (as evidenced by his football) " Huh? Cris isn't great because he's happy with Irina. He's great because of his skill on the pitch.

      I think her hair is beautiful, plus I agree she's not too skinny like alot of models.

  2. Khaleesi says:

    OMG!!! no no no Lara is ugly I used to think she was pretty but no, if the Ramos is going to be in love with anyone but me she has to be so gorgeous like I could never ever dream of being as gorgeous as her even in my next life time. ahe reminds me of the lay who played tais in the Brazilian telenovela ‘cama de gato’. Never realised that Carvalho was soooo ugly though jeez louise, Irina is ugly, AMAZING body but her face is below average, nonetheless they look like a happy couple and both have questionable morals, are both shallow, rude and arrogant sounds like thee perfect pair. OMG the only hot thing here is Ramos!

  3. Kel says:

    How come I post comments on here sometimes, which are there for ages, and then suddenly they're gone?

  4. xoWinnie says:

    this definitely isn't Sexio best look, but i still think he looks hot! maybe he should give the flat iron a rest though…and go back to being a sultry brunette (his hair is looking a lil' brassy here). the make-up on Lara is a bit much, but she's still so pretty! I love structure her bone-structure.

    Cris and Irina are just too cute together though, i love it. can't wait for the usual comments denouncing their relationship and calling her an ugly attention-whoring gold-digger though! classic.

    p.s. Irina's dimples are ADORABLE, i'd kill for those.

    • cupcakes says:

      To be fair to "the usual comments", she IS undeniably an attention whore (underwear model anyone?!!) and she IS a golddigger (see her own quotes about never paying for anything.)

      That said, she's obviously perfect for Crispy and doesn't affect my life in the slightest, so who cares if she's a walking WAG cliché!

      • xoWinnie says:

        fair enough, but being an underwear model doesn't automatically make you an attention whore. many women in the past have made similar comments about men with money buying them jewels. it's a mindset a lot of women share (just not publicly lol). regardless, none of those comments make sense in this context because all they're doing is watching a tennis match and looking extremely happy in each other's company

    • bri_saldana says:

      I love Sexio!

  5. Agnes Wonka says:

    Lara looks like a manequem :S
    Irina beautiful as usual …….and receiving hate in this site as usual…

  6. laligagirl says:

    Good. Glad I'm not alone in thinking she looks horrible here. She looks like when she got through with the Kohl eyeliner on her eyes, she used it on her eyebrows.

    Sara is also heavy on the makeup especially eyeshadow.

  7. christina_barca says:

    His hair is really bad i mean i hate his hair Am I the only one??? SORRY! Lara is very beautiful though <3

  8. Fernanda says:

    This is what I'm saying… Sergio Ramos = Butter Face!

    • mrs benzema says:

      R u high on some kind of weed I knw were allowed equal opinion but y do u hav 2 hate on sergio seriously he did nothing 2 u said nothing rude 2 u seriously if u have nothing nyc 2 say than don’t say anything at all BITCH

      • Real Love says:

        Wow you’re incredibly rude. It’s her opinion to find him unattractive. Oh is it ok to call the girls ugly but not him? Btw learn to spell it is not cool trying to read something that is not even proper English.
        P.S. you should not call other people a bitch, because it shows how rude you are.

        Now Lara is wearing a tad too much makeup, but I think she is trying to stand out because Sergio is quite eccentric himself.

        • Real Love says:

          No I don’t think I will ‘f*** off’, I think I’ll stay right where I am, because when I read comments, I would rather them not be completely ridiculous. You telling me to “f*** off” just keeps showing how rude you are.

  9. mrs benzema says:

    I luv cris nd irina so cute xabi nd nagore also looked nyc but kickette is right her make up is 2 much she’s going 2 a tennis match not a photo shoot 4 vogue or wateva anyway in all da pic of da RM players at da tennis match I saw they were all sitting apart I don’t get it they’re peers they act lyk frwnds on da pitch but wen it rally counts

  10. JackiePat says:

    I just don't think it's a flattering picture of her….I have seen her look much better. Lol I love The Ramos but the sweater tied around his neck!? Not a good look for him.

  11. Nicole says:

    Ewwww Kickette! Bad publicity & bad journalism. Fayk sheikh, She is all plastic surgery & wears bare make up on the discreet. We are sorry that you feel closer to ugly sheikhislamova but only because you’ve seen cristiano ronaldo’s ‘ pr girlfriend’ hence the relationship has ended & she now stalks him. Go to irina shayk is very uggly for ronaldo facebook page. Leave the jobs to the make up artists. Why dont these journalists reveal themselves?? because they look or have same features as ugly hore shaykfake

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  13. Sarah, Madrid says:

    Well I thought this message should been sent to Sara before Lara, anyway Irina and Cris are really one of the cutest couple I saw! They really seem to be in love! so adorable.

    Xabi, Arbeloa and Callejon were all there with wifes and gf as well, really all of them looked like they came out of magazines.
    Even Granero had la "ladyfriend" with him, not sure who is she! But she is a cutie!

    Love Madrid Open jejeje

    • Maria!!! says:

      to be honest i used to hate irina shayk but after seeing their latest pics i think they are such an amazing couple she is beautiful & he is hot they match well also seems they are both shallow so perfect match =)

      btw Kickette you didn't post Becks's pic with one of the hottest man alive Jared leto ^_^

    • Agnes Wonka says:

      I find Cris and Irina really cute together too, they seem to be in a good moment of their relationship, in opposite to what the media says…..

  14. Natalie says:

    wonder what colour she will be if her face is washed?? unless she is pale and sparkling like vampires from twilight there is no need to pile on so much make up

  15. black widow says:

    could you please CC the letter to pasta sauce for grievious overuse of eyeliner and foundation? much obliged.

  16. sarah says:

    i think she should seek some application advice from xabi`s wife! not from irina fayk!

  17. sarah says:

    oh irina`s lips!! i got a little scared..
    and lara ,yes too much makeup can kill you

    serigo and ronaldo look nice though *.*
    arbeloa was alone but i would`ve loved if you had put his pic here :**

  18. Anna de babi says:

    Ramos, Sexy body but ugly face!
    Lara, wth? lool

  19. Kristina says:

    Too much make-up on her, and too long hair on him.

  20. Kat22 says:

    OMG. o_O Why do women think it looks good to plaster themselves in make-up? I think she's quite pretty normally and the 'I've put my make-up on with a shovel' look doesn't do her any favours.

    Sergio's looking good though. :-)