August 17th, 2010
Man Love: Alan Smith Strokes Chicharito
We’ve only just stopped counting down the minutes until Alan Smith was back in the Premiership and now he’s attempting a cross-club bromance? Brilliant.
Well, it’s either that, or Smudger is comforting Javier through yet another waking nightmare about what Kickette HQ has planned for him. Hmm. Probably the latter.
RUN AWAY!! lol
smith wonts his pleace back In UNITED ! And I dont think thats bad ! chicharito takes the number of alan smith 14
Aww… Cutie Chicharito looks scared there. Alan Smith, what were you thinking? Chicharito is innocent! Hahahaha…
Great job Kickette!
That picture actually make me laugh.
I'm wondering if the expression on Javier Hernandez's face is an expression of extreme joy, or of fear… though Smudger really looks like he's enjoying it!
This photo is hillarious LMAO
BTW Anybody else think that Chicharito looks 10?
smith is only human ;P chicharito is a babe i love im ;D x
lol nice pic,i love chicharito
<3
oh Alan! I’ve missed you so much!
Chicarito looks scared though!
Relax little pea & take a deep breath……there there!
I thought the same thing… poor Chicharito he looks really scared. And like someone else said it, for him it will take a few more strokes from ballers before he gets use to it, its just not the mexican way. But after a while they get into it. I’ve seen Vela, Gio and Rafa showing their love to the spanish boys like Cesc, Xavi, Pique and Puyi.
LOL… I think is just irresistible not stroking Chicharito, he's just too cute… like a puppy. Probably freak him out a bit since it goes against the macho attitude all mexican men think they have!
Mr. Smudger looks ALOT perverted(almost creepy like) and Chicharito looks like he's screaming
- Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ven por mi (Moooooooooooooom come get me!!) with a bit of a scare in his voice .. ..!!
LOL! Alan is a pervert, that’s for sure!
lolololol! kickette, once again you have made my day. this pic is all kinds of funny and disturbing!
to catch a predator. lol!
Wow, Smudge, you REALLY like being back in the Premier League, don't you?
I'm a combination of jealous and appalled.
Chicharito looks 12, and I'm only going for one footballing fetus this year. Mesut, you've dragged me back to Real even though ich hasse KenRon.
Smudge, ich hasse dein Bart. I hate your beard.
smudger- “I used to be juust like you, young, talented, a red…stroke stroke”
Javier- “I need and adult!!! heelp!! stranger danger”
ROFL: This comment is pure genius
LOL!
Love. It. Rofl, Omg, hottest thing this morning.
Glad to see Smithy back In the PL
If I was chicarito I wouldnt be complaining
Chicharito looks a lot like Benny “the Jet” Rodriguez (Mike Vitar) from the Sandlot movie, who I had the biggest crush on back in the day. That makes Chicharito a total hottie in my book.
STAY AWAY chicharito is mine
NO CHICHARITO is MINE!!!! lol
haha,
Kickette…
I love you. Seriously I was scrolling down and saw this picture and I laughed so hard and it has completely changed my morning.
I agree teadcup, no one can resist the allure of the Little Pea! Hehehehe Love it!
That honestly looks like a bad prison movie, or any episode of Oz
Drop the candy and step away from the Chicharito, Smudge! OMG, love Alan Smith but this is all kinds of wrong……and yet it made me laugh out loud! I'm feeling lousy with a cold so this just brightened my day! Thanks Kickette…
_in the mood for some chicharitos' (:
i wish i were the one petting Chicharito! lol
LOL, This!
lol. im so jealous of Smudger!
Smith: "There, there, mi corazon, it's okay, you'll be able to grow facial hair one day."
Chicharito: "But I want an awesome Ginger Beard like Xabi Alonso's RIGHT NOW!"
ok that is very funny !!!!!!
ha ha ha
hahaha'
Fabulous to see Smudge back in the EPL. I was willing him to take his shirt off but no
Chicharito can keep his on for now. There that's my reputation rescued.
Oh come it's far from bromance, it's almost porn, Im SO shocked!!
RUN Chicharito, run as fast as U can!!!!!!!
Yes….it's buggy from behind! Is it weird that I am COMPLETELY jealous of Alan (wasn't he once Alun?) Smith…..maybe I've watched too much gay porn im my life. Maybe.
um yeah… just no. -__-
Smudgie looks just a tad possessed…ahh but I love it! He's welcoming the fresh blood to United because, let's face it, he'll always love the Reds!
Chicharito: Fergieeeeeee!!! He's touching me again!!!
Smudger: Shhhhhhhh. Just relax….you just look so damn cute in my old shirt number….and your hair…..it's so soft.
Lmao…..this pic looks all sorts of wrong. Great to see Smudger back at OT and applauding the Stretford End.
ROFLMAO! Post of the day.
LOL TFO- exactly what I was thinking!!! ha!!! you always crack me up!
sorry, I mean IRWA.. but Fourth, you do seriously crack me up sometimes.
Brilliant post Walk alone, you made my day girl!!!!
Brilliant.
haha, they way he touches him
This pic shows up how chicarito looks like a kid!! Just to comparate with Alan….he's hotter and manlier
I'm totally going to have to revise my earlier thoughts that Chicharito might be sexy in 5-7 years. Maybe 10 to 12? I have to give myself as much time as possible to make friends with the idea, because at the moment, it just doesn't seem likely.
It's not that I doubt the overwhelming compulsion to want to stroke that soft yet bristly little head, it's more that he looks a bit like small woodland creature. Will he outgrow the resemblance?
By the by, Alan Smith looks better than he has in ages. Maybe it's the wistful expression and closed eyes?
Sigh….Chicharito *pet pet*
Smudger…stay away from Chicharito! He looks like a kid and you look like a creepy old dude! I agree with Jackie….. JUST NO!
chicharito(L)
I absolutely love that the tag for this photo is hook ups. Seems nobody can resist the allure of the Little Pea.
A Man U #14 jersey bromance… Mmmm. In any case, I'm glad to see Smudger again!