May 5th, 2008
The Monday Mmm: Lucas Neill and Cristiano Ronaldo
Mmm. Angry gesticulating, posturing ballers. Now with extra testosterone.
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Lucas Neill = yummy.
Tina Ronaldo looks like she’s been dumped into a vat of grease for three hours and is only now just drying off.
Ah, AJ, don’t take it so seriously! You’re right, it’s light hearted fun. And we all have our preferences. I can guarantee you that every one of my finest five has had his share of those calling him “yuck” and worse. Tis the nature of opinion! Just look at the comments on the WAGs! LOL! The yuck comments are just as valid as the hot ones. Have confidence in your own loves and just know that people will disagree with you. And that’s fine. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/grin.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="grin" style="border:0;" />
To all Ronaldo haters, (some more than others)
This site is light hearted fun. Do I post hateful comments toward Nando or Cesc… does anybody? I can’t find the attraction in either but I, respectfully, approve all forms of thigh adoration.
Please, sit back, sip a martini and let him slip from your thoughts. There are many that will think of him and his big brown eyes, in your absence.
ermm im sure she can think of something x
I still got the bruises left. Bless you MXA. And Nando is very grateful. He wants to know what he can do to thank you for slapping some sense into me?
Holy crap! I leave the country for four days and there’s an explosion of posting on Kickette! A revised FF and HOF. Ballers and their bubbas. Ballers grabbing crotches. And a hot picture of Nando somewhere in the middle. And I missed it all.
Although, good Bank Holiday. I do love England.
Topic? …….C Ron needs a flipping haircut!!
MoonGirl its ok not all of us see the attraction of C-ron x
i myself went for one breif moment and then was slapped back here x he is purely <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/sick.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="sick" style="border:0;" />
A Cristiano pic that I actually like:
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z317/RobbenRac…
Maybe Lucas would have had better luck touching up O’Shea?
I don’t like Lucas Neill. Although what Nani did was ridiculously stupid, if you see the clip here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrV2d2IMoAY&eu…” target=”_blank”>=http://www.redcafe.net/f6/nani-fined-60k-200717/
You’ll notice that Neill actually grabbed his groin, which was what incensed Nani.
And now he wants to grab Cris! Stay away from my United boys!
Mr. Neill should stop trying to grab my husband’s “boys”.
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
My beautiful Lucas is finally on Kickette!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Glad to see the most beautiful export from our little country is finally getting some recognition for the hottie he is … is it just an Aussie thing girls or is he bloody gorgeous?
By the way, Lucas, I think you should have done the world a favour and ripped it right off…
Erin, you are totally right! Arsene Wenger IS Mr. Burns, all the way! LOL I am going to think of that every time I see him from now on.
So… who does that make Sir Alex?
ella- loool.sure.Although I warn you- mr room is a tip.
Thanks for the pics Dani <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
Thanks Gigi x things are going ok thanks for the support
believe me ive searched but there is a thread with a toppless Xabi pic x
after the champions league game against arsenal
WOOHOO!
Lucas: It’s not that big.
Cristiano: Wanna bet?!
LMAO!
Mmmmmmmm Cristiano, love, yes please.
And oi, Neill back off the goods.
Thank you Dani. I think that you need to find a shirtless one of Xabi, for MXA.
PS Read about your sister in an old post. Hope that things are going as well as can be expected with that.
Gesticulating. Heh. I like that word.
1) John Arne Riise
http://homepage.mac.com/heimstad/blog/user_files/…
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2005-05/…
http://www.textually.org/textually/archives/image…
2) Frank lampard
http://pics.livejournal.com/spenceruk/pic/00022ga…
this isnt topless this is funny
http://www.britishblogs.co.uk/images/156288.jpg
3) CR
http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i115/footballbo… Ronaldo/ronhq.jpg
4) JT
http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i115/footballbo… Terry/jts07.jpg
5) Fernando Torres
http://www.fernando-torres-fan.info/gallery/galle…
just a little hotness for you girls
Plu178: can I come live with you? Cook, clean, open wine bottles – I can do anything. Pretty pretty please! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
Party 33: hell yeah.
Lucus is hawt!He lives one road down from me ^^
lucas neill yummmmm <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
i need a drink
LOL….yes, Sideshow Bob I can definitely see for Rio!
Carvalho retains the Krusty the Klown moniker in my mind, forever. But Rio’s hair IS quite bad and overgrown.
And I can see the Mike Riley – Mr. Burns connection. Though again….Arsene Wenger is always Mr. Burns for me. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/grin.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="grin" style="border:0;" />
Ooops! I meant Sideshow Bob, not Krusty.
Hmm he sounds like an unsavoury character – breaking legs and grabbing balls – I’m glad he didn’t sign for us. Thanks for the info MrsX.
Is he trying to shake his hand, or something else? Either way, they look ummm, ummm good. Can I be the meat in this sandwich, please.
Oh it’s worse being in England and still having to work, when everyone around you is having a jolly good drinking time. I have to wait till five before I can start <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/mad.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="mad" style="border:0;" />
LucyLu, Lucas is the man that was going to sign for Liverpool last season (or maybe the one before) but decided to go to West Ham instead, he’s now captain for them too. My theory on why he didn’t come to us (other than the fact he a complete numb skull) was because he is the man who broke Xabi’s leg, not on purpose mind, and so he was too afraid to return and get a wollap from him. Just the way my mind works <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />
This is off topic, sorry. (I don’t have any friends here that watch English football. Even the residents here hardly watch Amercian soccer).
For anyone who watched Saturday’s West Ham V Man Utd match, did’t Rio Ferdinand kind of look like Krusty the Klown from The Simpsons? And the Ref looked just like Mr. Burns!
Yeah, I’m kinda bitter about not having a bank holiday, either, so raise a glass or two for me, British Kickettes!
I don’t participate in any of the slash fic personally, but this shot makes it look like Lucas O’Neill is going for a handful. Maybe that’s why Nani headbutted him—out of possessive jealousy??!! hahaha (Oh, should not laugh about the headbutt. What a little pr*ck. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/mad.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="mad" style="border:0;" />
Sarah, I should follow your lead…..but I won’t :p
Lucas looks good here.
C-Rodent – meh, that’s all I have to say. Stop yo whining and get back to the kebab shop where you belong, applying kebab grease to your filthy mop.
Who’s Lucas Neill?
Cristiano’s hair… <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/sick.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="sick" style="border:0;" />
No bank holiday here. I’m working (in theory).
Happy Damn Bank Holiday Monday girls <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/cheese.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="cheese" style="border:0;" /> Think I shall have a few drinkies to get me through the rest of the working day.
Lucas Neill is a hot piece of Aussie arse!! Me likey. And your right about the slash girls <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />
Holiday? Try final exams! I’ll be off to get drunk on Wednesday, when they’re all over. But for now, it’s study study study…with occasional Kickette breaks, of course.
Oh lordie. Slash girls are going nuts (no pun intended.)
Oh dear….I hope this won’t jinx United on Sunday…
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/article1128649.ece
The REAL one will be waiting in the wings at Wigan.
Grab them, Lucas. Grab them and squeeze them and twist them!!!
Not hot….neither of them. But I am greatly amused by this photo.
See, everyone likes themselves some of Cris’ nethers!!!! I think he needs an upgrade from the number 4 position! Just not ahead of Iker, okay…?!
Shelby, hysterical. Thanx!
Cris doubters, embrace the dirty thoughts and lust away. Cut off the head, and you are still left with one of the most amazing physiques out there. There is no denying that. Not liking the hair, the team, the Whore, the whatever, should never influence or effect one’s lust of such glorious thighs, or glutes. The only thing that makes me really sad is that “she” gets to wrap her arms around him every night, or whenever she chooses. That is the only thing about him that is gross.
Tammy, I know that your boys tried. Didn’t watch the match, so I cannot make a fair judgement about them rolling over or not. Thanx for the effort, however lackluster it may have been.
SHELBY!! I think I might have just peed my self.. just a little tho. LOL that is THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN ALL DAY!!
thanks for that~
Oh of course ‘THE BODY!!!!!‘
No still don’t get it <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />
It’s the body, Moongirl. The body.
The worlds gone mad (or at least this little part of it anyway!) <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/rolleyes.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="rolleyes" style="border:0;" />
I just don’t get it!
Xabi yes!
Cesc yes!
Nando yes!
even Frank and JT
I can see the attraction in all of them but i just dont get this one at all!!!!!!!!
I feel like a freak <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/downer.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="downer" style="border:0;" />
Night Deanna, thank you for your contribution to my dirty little secret <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
I’m very envious of all you UK gals having a bank holiday.
Just more work for us over on this side of the pond.
I don’t find this Cris grabber attractive *at all*. Perhaps if he had bitch slapped Nani, my opinion of him would have been higher.
Cris needs to sort his do! c9—help him, please!!!!
hahaha love this photo! That groin scored (at least a goal) lol
Goodnight Deanna, glad you’ve found others to share you Ronaldo love with.
It just happened to be set down right in front of him <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
Lovely thigh shot there Deanna.
Well, my work here is done! Lovely chatting with you girls, but I really need to go to sleep!
Good night, catch you later!
Aha! I knew I had a thigh one too:
http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd174/deannaty…
Glad you like them!
And yeah, c9, I loved those Pepe Jeans pics! He’s so young in them!
MXA, I don’t think he had a say as to where the mirror should be!
<img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" /> Mrs Xabi, I also laughed at Wayne! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />
You think he asked for that mirror to be there? <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />
Thank you Deanna – bless you for fighting with the internet connection, that happens to me sometimes – v annoying!
As for the pics… oh lordy embracing the crush sure feels good! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" /> I bet Mrs X is looking at the same pics and secretly lusting too <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" /> How can you not??
<img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/kiss.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="kiss" style="border:0;" />
Deanna- The last one there is one of my all time favorites, can never get tired of the upper torso pics!! Here’s a few more:
Had to post this again, man those thighs!!!
http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh156/kanani04…
http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh156/kanani04…
http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh156/kanani04…
http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh156/kanani04…
And here are some more, from the Pepe Jeans Advert. They’re quite old, which explains the skinny frame-
http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd174/deannaty…
http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd174/deannaty…
http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd174/deannaty…
Poor Wayne Rooney <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />
Sorry, it took so long, LucyLu, my internet connection just died on me. Thankfully, c9 has more than made up for it! If you want some more convincing, here-
http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd174/deannaty…
http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd174/deannaty…
http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd174/deannaty…
http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd174/deannaty…
http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd174/deannaty…
http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd174/deannaty…
Not too many shirtless or thighs, but I like them all the same!
Oh so it was! Sorry c9! I was expecting the pics from Deanna so didn’t check!
c9 you are deadly, I almost keeled over when looking at those!
More! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
Re: Cris and Whoreida
Sadly he blew one kiss after the first goal – not the second though.
If you believe the papers she is moving in with him this summer…and he’s bought her a car with monogrammed head rests! Hmmm – not sure about either of those stories!!
There is also a girl on myspace pretending to be her – hilarious!
It was c9 LucyLu, and she needs a good shake. Of the hand that is, very nice work lady. Your man has some lovely thighs on him
Wow.
Oh this is *not good* girls. Deanna, I don’t know whether to hug you or… or… shake you! Whyyy?? Those thighs are, quite simply, spectacular.
Moongirl, I do need help, really I do… but I can’t stop the lust. I do want the greasy one!Deanna, I am all in suspense here!
NOOOOOO LucyLu you cannot go
think of cesc cesc cesc cesc cesc
LucyLu- The Dark Angel Squad has acutally laid low lately. But for yours and mine enjoyment, here are a few delicious pics of Cris <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/grin.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="grin" style="border:0;" />
http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh156/kanani04…
http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh156/kanani04…
http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh156/kanani04…
One of my favourites!!!
http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh156/kanani04…
LucyLu- This is the “I’m coming for you baby” pic (hahaha) <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />
http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh156/kanani04…
Er excuse me ladies but we most definitely havent all ‘been there with the C Ron crush’
I may have faults and make bad men choices but i can honestly say i have never wanted to do the greasy one!!!!
My keywords woman69 – im tempted to comment on his ‘little parties’ with Nani and Anderson but the thoughts too gross even for me
Ya know, I can’t hate on the man… Cause if I was that close, I’d grab ‘em too… and would…never…ever…let go… <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="tongue wink" style="border:0;" />
Sure thing, let me dig up a few of my favorites!
Deanna, please do show me the goods! I’m going to embrace it whilst it lasts
Seems we’re travelling the same road then.. at least I know there’s an end <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />
Also I think he’s only attractive ‘in action’ so to speak. All that bling off the field is <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/sick.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="sick" style="border:0;" />
yup and me but mine is Niko and Steve x
Moongirl, Yeah, I can understand how vile some fans can be. That’s the one thing I really dislike about football, the way that the fans insult other players/managers, or how they even mock the death of innocent people. Oh well, as long as it’s in the minority, I guess we should just ignore them. And I’m sure you’re a nice Blue! Actually, you’re the first Man City fan that I’ve known, it will be quite interesting to chat with you!
LucyLu, I can find many other pics to lure you over some more! It seems that there aren’t enough Cris lovers here!
Yes I am ashamed to admit it. I never went fully, but I was close enough. My mother (who also uses the site) wont let me live it down. It was the thighs and bum and back and chest that did it. Never the face or hair!!! And Malin has learned from her mistakes!! Havn’t you Malin???
I also blamed c9 and HoneyBee, who I havn’t seen for a while actually. She was great, other than the Cris pic spams.
Ah well, at least I’m not the first to go dark side but you? Really? And Malin?
What is it about him luring us out of our comfort zones? *grumbles whilst looking at the bum picture*
Deanna: I dont think its a case of picking on O Shea in particular its just that some City fans (and i have to say i am not one of them – i am a nice blue!!!!!) hate Man utd so much they chant some truely vile things about all the players!
This is of course a two way thing but it doesnt make it right.
What im trying to say (badly i know) is that there is a lot of stuff about john being gay but it could just be terrace talk!
And if you want some extra help, I’m always here with a big old virtual slap to knock some sense into you. Ask Malin, it helps.
It’s OK LucyLu, we have all been there, yes, including me. You will pass through the dirt and nasty thoughts and return as good as new. I say imbrace the feeling for now, it will not be there forever. Trust me and good luck with returning into the light.
Oh and google Xabi – that always makes me feel better!!
Oh girls, girls, girls. I need help. Something bad that has been building up for the past few weeks has finally rushed over me – I am totally crushing on Cristiano <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/surprise.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="surprised" style="border:0;" /> What have you done to me c9 with your pictures?!
Whyyyy? *whimpers* Help!
MoonGirl its both <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
FootballerChick43, that’s harsh!
I may be biased, but there are very few people in this world who I find hotter than Cris! Although, I can understand why people don’t like him, if I wasn’t a United supporter, I’d probably hate him too.
About the gay part, I was referring to his metrosexual appearance more than anything else-the waxed legs, eyebrows, manpurse, etc!
Neill – meh.
Cristiano – I stand by my thought that he is both gay and incredibly ugly. And thats why he hooks up with so many women. To try to make himself straight.
MrsXabiAlonso, you crack me up! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />
I think Nagore is a very beautiful woman, but I understand your feelings on the matter. And he could certainly be gay, he enjoyed that kiss with Stevie far too much!
Moongirl, but why would the city fans pick on O’Shea in particular? Personally, I feel Cristiano is a far more likely candidate, as much as I love him!
But you’re right in that Lucas Neill didn’t deserve to be headbutted, Nani just lost his head. Hopefully, Fergie will have dealt with it properly.
I. Will. Pretend. I. Did. Not. See. That.
Nando? Where are you now love? I’m starting to see strange things again. Desn
Bit of a mouthful Dani!!
(the new name obviously not ur new hubby!!!
)
GET A HAIRCUT CRISTIANO.
I soooo understand Lucas! I can’t blame him for being crazy to grab Cris’ hot stuff!
yup LucyLu i love it im so happy x
i hope he moves to arsenal x
Am I the only one who doesn’t find this Lucas Neill guy hot?
I like the new name Dani <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" /> I heard Niko may be moving to Arsenal, you’ll prob see more of him there!
ill always love you steve
ok moongirl i like you suggestion x
and MrsX are liverpool chucking him out i swear he no one of the people that afa wants to sell
Dani: i see no reason why you shouldnt trade Steve in or better still why not have both?
Deanna: The O Shea rumour is quite rife in Manchester but that could just be City fans stirring!
I really struggle with the Lucas Neill thing – on one hand he is incredibly hot but on the other he looks exactly like a bloke i used to er ‘know’ so he brings back bad memories everytime i see him.
Didnt deserve a head butt though IMO!
Awww poor Steve, first he gonna get chucked out by Liverpool and now his wife doesn’t even want him. I still love you Finnan baby <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/kiss.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="kiss" style="border:0;" />
And there must be plenty of gay ballers, Xabi could be, I mean have you seen his woman. She sure looks like a dude to me.
thanks TammyV support helps alot
Dani,
I didn’t see the post but I too hope that everything goes well for your family..
Mrs. Gigi The G’Nev-Brown, I assume you want to beat me down right now
Yeah, rolled over like trained dogs. Not really proud right now
do you think it would be ok to get rid of steve and marry Niko Krancjar instead x he is so hot
It’s not the first time I’ve heard it! There must have been some incident.
But it makes sense that there is a gay footballer somewhere out there. I mean out of the thousands who play, how can they all be straight? But I doubt anyone will admit it, they will be lynched.
I’ve heard similar rumours of Smudge too.
Shelby, he pointed to the stands after the first goal. I doubt we’d get rid of her so easily!
In a way, I find it cute that he’s so besotted. Sure, she’s very tacky and all that, but it’s nice to see him actually stick with a girl for so long.
LucyLu, I never really understood where these rumours about O’Shea came from! Do you know?
Sorry if this has already been posted, I am hardly wake and still have 5 more hours of drudgery to get through my Monday workday.
Quite a 2nd goal Cristain scored yesterday, no?
He wasn’t blowing kisses yesterday so maybe that skank Whoreida is out of his life and he is playing like his old self.
http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg221/shelbysaidso/24255196_10dtzlf.gif
security code: truth63 – one can hope!