May 14th, 2012
Manchester City: 2011/12 Premier League Climaxing Champions
Image: Alex Livesey/Getty Images.
Manchester City snatching the title at the death? The media using sexual references just two sentences shy of a Diego Maradona reference in their match recaps? Our protein enriched nails being whittled down to shadows of their former strong selves? All nightmares, Kickettes.
As for Sergio Aguero’s abs, Vincent Kompany wisely conceding control to the ladies of his life and Joe Hart and David Silva improvising with whatever they could get their hands on, well, that’s the stuff wet dreams are made of.
Regardless if you were hurling yourselves around your respective bar/living room/drunk tank or not, huge congratulations to City!