March 29th, 2012
Marco Borriello: Defensive Driving Dunce
Sorry Marco. Sending you those photos of the Kickette staffers in their swimsuits obviously distracted you during this highly complex driving forward manoeuvre.
Honestly? That excuse is the only one you’re going to get away with when driving into the side of a fan’s stationary Peugeot in your big ole man-mobile. If we were in your situ (and let’s face it, we frequently are), we’d stick to it.


holy fck he cant drive.
Drunk or something?