April 20th, 2011
Marco Di Vaio: Tiny Trophy Winner
Image Credit: Getty Images.
Bologna FC captain, Marco Di Vaio, was honoured at the Nettuno d’Oro award ceremony this past Monday with a piece of hardware fit for someone who doesn’t meet theme parks’ roller coaster height requirements.
While we have not one clue as to what that diminutive statue signifies (nor do we have one ounce of desire to find out), we want to congratulate the pretty Serie A player for deciding what to wear. That suit makes us wish we could’ve dropped something in his celebratory drink and taken advantage of him with – or without – his consent.
We really need to sort out that pesky Royal Mail delivery discrepancy so we don’t continue to miss out on prime stalking opportunities like this. Dammit.