July 6th, 2012
Mario Balotelli: Paternity Test, Please!
Image: Quink Facebook.
We’ve been looking for a perfectly good reason to publish this relevant interpretation of the popular ’90s game “Guess Who?”, and thanks to the comments Super Mario recently made via the press, we finally have one.
Full Balotelli remarks for reference:
“A few days ago did I heard from a person that Raffaella was pregnant. Because of this did I contacted her [Editor Note: not the other way around, like Miss Fico stated], and when I asked her if it was true did she confirmed that she was pregnant.
I am very disappointed, because I do not think that it’s normal not to tell such a huge thing until the fourth month. I do not understand why she has not contacted me directly to tell such an important thing.
I will take responsibility when I have proof that I’m the father.
I think that Raffaella is already famous and she doesn’t need to use this story for publicly. This is the first time that I will commentate on this in public and I will say no more no matter what Raffaella say or write.”
And thus, buh bye, girl from Euro 2012. We barely knew ye, nor care about ye.