March 29th, 2012
Mario Balotelli: Picnic For One
We know what you’re thinking. It’s something along the lines of, “Here’s Mario Balotelli looking ridiculous wearing a Little Italy novelty shop t-shirt and drop crotch sweatpants to enjoy a fine lunch time meal at Manchester’s Panacea restaurant.”
Picnic pants, Kickettes. They’re the dining garment of the future and being the resourceful, trendsetting, forward-thinking gent that he his, Mario is one step ahead of us all.
And may we remind you, this is Britain’s second best dressed man.