September 28th, 2011

Mario Balotelli & Raffaella Fico: When Bad Fashion Happens To Rich People

The more we catch Mario Balotelli in plain clothes, the less we like him.¬†And although we like to pretend he’s aware of this fact, it didn’t stop his inner fashion criminal from doing some dressed-down damage to the streets of Milan on Monday with his girlfriend.

In other words, ‘Super Mario’ has a lot to learn about being a rich and famous ‘baller. The only reason Cristiano Ronaldo would’ve done such a thing is if his well-suited bum was firmly planted front row at Milan Fashion Week (occurring now). Definitely not because he had an urge to spend his money unwisely on things that he didn’t need and don’t last that long.

Then again, why spend money on a therapist when he’s already using his wardrobe to work out his issues?

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15 Responses to “Mario Balotelli & Raffaella Fico: When Bad Fashion Happens To Rich People”

  1. Jano says:

    What's shoes is balotelli wearing?

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  3. love says:

    Is that Katy Price next to him?????

  4. mata says:

    I don't care what he's wearing, I think he's gorgeous! His taste in women, though, is awful. She's just repulsive and yes, she did try to sell her alleged virginity online. Can you spell p-r-o-s-t-i-t-u-t-e, hon? Apparently there were no takers, no one believed she was a virgin, despite her brother insisting that she was (like your brother would know? – that's just creepy) and telling everyone she was a good catholic girl. Went to catholic school myself, must have missed the class about selling your body being o.k.

    • Lisa says:

      Since she ''dated'' Cristiano Ronaldo afterwards, I guessed that definitely settled the question about her virginity!!

  5. Arctic says:

    I agree with mony. The shirt isn't terrible on it's own and could work if not thrown into this doofus ensemble. Those straps make his shoes look like a foot cast you wear after breaking your toe.

  6. Mony says:

    Nothing is wrong with her clothes. The hair looks awful though and I don't know where she got thsoe glasses.

    I have no idea what he is wearing. The shirt can be alright, but the shorts and all those chain things got to go.

  7. earidurt says:

    hahahhahahahahahahaha! they almost looks cartoonish…especially her! terrible clothes, awful hair….and on top of all that you are telling me that she couldn't even manage to run an iron over her clothes? she looks like a crumpled mess…what a fashion tragedy.

  8. Mel says:

    They look like they are about to be cast for Jersey Shore!!!!!!!! Can that chick spell white trash, because she sure looks the part………..

  9. HoneyBee says:

    Didn't she used to date Ronaldo,and tried to sell her virginity???

  10. LuvinBale says:

    I dont know whats worse his outfit or hers.She looks just as ridiculous.
    I agree with Mrs. Q.Borri- the title does say it all.

  11. Mrs. Q.Borri says:

    The tittle saids it all….

  12. Gladys says:

    I can't believe I'm complimenting Balotelli, but he looks pretty good from the waist up. Scrap the wrist and waist jewelry, swap those dreadful shorts for plain, dark, well-fitting jeans, and he'd look great. But then again, would he be Mario? It's like asking him to swap the Maserati for a sensible Mercedes sedan.