February 16th, 2011
Mario Balotelli: Sorry He Cannot Hear You, He’s Kind Of Bizzay
Taking a page from our own fictitious Mayhem and Fruit Beverages Suite, Mario Balotelli literally caused a scene in the hospitality suites at Old Trafford last Saturday.
As noted in these photos, the Manchester City man wore his best blue and white scarf/snood to the derby festivities that he couldn’t take part in. Turns out, one rule of United’s big time boxes is that no colours are permitted to enter – and this goes for anyone, at any time. After being asked to remove the garb, he first refused, then politely countered their request with an eloquent, “F*** off”.
We heard that his zebra-like hair and eyebrows eventually succumbed to accessory stripping pressure once informed of how he would be not-so-nicely escorted from the premises.
In summary, Kickettes, help us complete this sentence: Mario Balotelli needs three phones because ____?
Story first spotted on Twitter.
Why does it look like his head has just got ran over by a tire? Did the hairdresser miss that part Mario? I'd ask for a refund if I was you.
for the same reason he needs 3 dog tags around his neck.
One phone for his hairstylist
One phone for his affair
And one for his gynecologist…..to order vagisil. Crybaby
okay…I'm a bit slow (can I blame lack of sleep?). Just got the title for this article, Kickette. Brilliant.
Staying ON topic *this is me giving total bitch face to certain comments*, I hope Mario came face to face with the class act who is Sir Bobby Charlton while he was in the sweet suites and realised what a absolute plonker he is.
because he has 3 glamour models and doesn't want ta land up like Ashley Cole…duh!
In summary, Kickettes, help us complete this sentence: Mario Balotelli needs three phones because he have major issues____?
Balotelli has three phones because:
1. The pretty buttons and lights distract him.
2. They prevent him from putting his foot in his mouth.
3. He has more glamour models on speed dial than one phone has room for
4. He doesn't have an iPod so he listens to the ring tones.
….He does know he doesn't need a different phone for each contact, right?
I know this is off topic but Does BOLETELLI KNOW WHO THE FRICK WILSHIRE IS NOW BOOOYAAHHHH Arsenal got me raving in my livingroom annoying my family and neighbours, come you gunnerssssssss
And what the devil is that on Balotelli's head his whole attire is a FAIL!!!!
the same reason why he had that stupid design shaved in to this head and eyebrows… it's cause he can (excess baby!!)
One for his own personal use, two more for his oversized ego.
hahahahahaha, great one Elisa!
Bullseye! Although I was secretly hoping he's a kleptomaniac purse-snatcher who after dumping the goods somewhere in the dead of night brandishes the phones around as his personal trophies. Boy must have his outside hobbies besides committing crimes against nature with a razor.
So I know this has nothing to do with this post but "GO ARSENAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!". Their victory over Barcelona has me doing back flips.
Pop champagne in this ish Arsenal did us proud and a special mention to Koschielny and Wilshire they were total beasts out there!! =)