February 16th, 2011
Mario Balotelli: Sorry He Cannot Hear You, He’s Kind Of Bizzay
Taking a page from our own fictitious Mayhem and Fruit Beverages Suite, Mario Balotelli literally caused a scene in the hospitality suites at Old Trafford last Saturday.
As noted in these photos, the Manchester City man wore his best blue and white scarf/snood to the derby festivities that he couldn’t take part in. Turns out, one rule of United’s big time boxes is that no colours are permitted to enter – and this goes for anyone, at any time. After being asked to remove the garb, he first refused, then politely countered their request with an eloquent, “F*** off”.
We heard that his zebra-like hair and eyebrows eventually succumbed to accessory stripping pressure once informed of how he would be not-so-nicely escorted from the premises.
In summary, Kickettes, help us complete this sentence: Mario Balotelli needs three phones because ____?