July 17th, 2012

Mario Gomez: Doing ‘A Götze’

Image via tumblr. H/T to JenC!

You think this is the second best view of a German player’s junk you’ve had this week? It’s nothing compared to the one the owner of that floating head has.

For more Kickette perversions of the English language, please revisit our Language Lunacy post from June last year. Happy days!

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31 Responses to “Mario Gomez: Doing ‘A Götze’”

  1. camille says:

    he. looks. so………..gorgeous *sigh*

  2. s.m. says:

    I love a man on a boat.

  3. IrishBlue says:

    *Cough* Finest 5 *Cough*

  4. German_Girl says:

    Thanks to JenC's generous nature I already saw this yesterday, but it never gets old.


  5. German_Girl says:

    Thanks to JenC's generous nature, I already saw this yesterday, but it never gets old.

  6. Kristina says:

    It seems that not even Marios teammates can take his paws off him. Look at Lukas Podolski at 0:05 and forward. First he's trying to pull Mario's pants off then he's pinching his nipples. Not that I blame him…

  7. mata says:

    Mario Gomez, all wet 'n playful, I'm feeling faint.

  8. Cella.xx says:

    I adore that perfect man!!

  9. Annia says:

    Gozil !

  10. Miss XOXO says:

    I love Mario Gomez….:-))

  11. Loninha - Brasil says:

    For me it is very difficult to see my future husband in Ibiza with another woman, I know many of you will offend me why, but I love this man he is spectacular totally perfect, it is lovely, gentle, simple, humble, good character , friend of all, perfect son, perfect brother, I want to die seeing these pictures and can not be by your side! I love Mario! Who is still worth cheering for me in my wedding day with Mario, will be maid of honor next to the Manuel Neuer! Kisses!

    • doc says:

      Emmm, you know, he is MY future husband, Silvia is just his past time when Im busy. so now go back to the queue :P

  12. Kristina says:

    Yes, perfection has a name: Mario Gomez! Not only is he stunningly sexy, he is smart and uncommonly open minded as well. He's got it all..sigh. Thank you Kickette! Tell me he's not FF5- material!

  13. JenC says:

    OLEEEEEEE woweee *insert dancing banana gif here*

    I'm hoping for boner pic tho..*run & hide*

  14. Miss Lampard says:

    He's HOT..His eyes, his hair, his abs, his ass, his…Everything makes this man look Pure Perfection to my eyes. I want him!