July 17th, 2012

Mario Gomez: Doing ‘A Götze’

Category Ballers on Breaks, Bundesliga, Germany

Image via tumblr. H/T to JenC!

You think this is the second best view of a German player’s junk you’ve had this week? It’s nothing compared to the one the owner of that floating head has.

For more Kickette perversions of the English language, please revisit our Language Lunacy post from June last year. Happy days!

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31 Responses to “Mario Gomez: Doing ‘A Götze’”

  1. camille says:
    July 19, 2012 at 20:42

    he. looks. so………..gorgeous *sigh*

  2. s.m. says:
    July 17, 2012 at 20:10

    I love a man on a boat.

  3. IrishBlue says:
    July 17, 2012 at 16:38

    *Cough* Finest 5 *Cough*

  4. German_Girl says:
    July 17, 2012 at 16:13

    Thanks to JenC's generous nature I already saw this yesterday, but it never gets old.

    *sigh*

  5. German_Girl says:
    July 17, 2012 at 16:10

    Thanks to JenC's generous nature, I already saw this yesterday, but it never gets old.
    *sigh*

  6. Kristina says:
    July 17, 2012 at 14:01

    It seems that not even Marios teammates can take his paws off him. Look at Lukas Podolski at 0:05 and forward. First he's trying to pull Mario's pants off then he's pinching his nipples. Not that I blame him…
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNOlNGd12M4

  7. mata says:
    July 17, 2012 at 13:45

    Mario Gomez, all wet 'n playful, I'm feeling faint.

  8. Cella.xx says:
    July 17, 2012 at 13:12

    I adore that perfect man!!

  9. Annia says:
    July 17, 2012 at 12:12

    Gozil !

  10. Miss XOXO says:
    July 17, 2012 at 11:49

    I love Mario Gomez….:-))

  11. Loninha - Brasil says:
    July 17, 2012 at 10:55

    For me it is very difficult to see my future husband in Ibiza with another woman, I know many of you will offend me why, but I love this man he is spectacular totally perfect, it is lovely, gentle, simple, humble, good character , friend of all, perfect son, perfect brother, I want to die seeing these pictures and can not be by your side! I love Mario! Who is still worth cheering for me in my wedding day with Mario, will be maid of honor next to the Manuel Neuer! Kisses!

    • doc says:
      July 17, 2012 at 11:00

      Emmm, you know, he is MY future husband, Silvia is just his past time when Im busy. so now go back to the queue :P

  12. Kristina says:
    July 17, 2012 at 10:55

    Yes, perfection has a name: Mario Gomez! Not only is he stunningly sexy, he is smart and uncommonly open minded as well. He's got it all..sigh. Thank you Kickette! Tell me he's not FF5- material!

  13. JenC says:
    July 17, 2012 at 10:34

    OLEEEEEEE woweee *insert dancing banana gif here*

    I'm hoping for boner pic tho..*run & hide*

  14. Miss Lampard says:
    July 17, 2012 at 09:18

    He's HOT..His eyes, his hair, his abs, his ass, his…Everything makes this man look Pure Perfection to my eyes. I want him!