January 14th, 2010
Melanie Slade: No Ferrari, No Cry
So here’s the story:
Everyone’s favourite “down to earth non-WAG”, Melanie Slade, (girlfriend to Arsenal’s Theo Walcott), recently turned down Theo’s birthday gift offer of a £140,000 Ferrari California. She’s sticking with her trusty white VW Beetle, also a gift from Walcott in more frugal times/moods.
Apparently Ms. Slade, who is currently studying Physiotherapy at university in London, thought the Ferrari was a bit too ‘flash’ for her tastes, and could potentially be an embarrassment in front of her student friends.
Now, we’re just confused. Are you a WAG-WAG, or an anti-WAG or just a semi-WAG? Why must our brains be taxed so?