Way to get people to respect you, love. Well done. Yes they’re real btw. shes squishing them together with her hands. Oldest trick in the book. In fact I’m so bored by her and others who feel the ‘need’ to take off their clothes for whatever reason, I’m amazed I wrote such a long post.
Does she think Theo would ever be unfaithful, like Cheryl's husband Ashley? "I don't worry when Theo goes away with the club ??? they're away to play football. I don't even worry when he's out with his friends. I totally trust him. I know he'd never stray." Ummm… Cheryl said something along those lines too.. (From Melanie's interview/photoshoot with NOTW)
So Tell Us Melie, What is a WAG? I mean if you are not one? BTW, THe Non-WAG gave several interviews/photoshoots this week with and about her life with her baller. Basically, umm, being the (futuer) wife and curernt girlfriend of a baller. Shame they don't have a title for that! WAY TO REBEL AGAINST BEING A WAG… YOU TAKE THAT FIRM STANCE, AND KEEP TAKING THOSE PAID INTERVIEWS
Does she think Theo would ever be unfaithful, like Cheryl’s husband Ashley?
"I don’t worry when Theo goes away with the club ? they’re away to play football. I don’t even worry when he’s out with his friends. I totally trust him. I know he’d never stray."
Ummm… Cheryl said something along those lines too.. (From Melanie’s interview/photoshoot with NOTW)
So Tell Us Melie, What is a WAG? I mean if you are not one?
BTW, THe Non-WAG gave several interviews/photoshoots this week with and about her life with her baller. Basically, umm, being the (futuer) wife and curernt girlfriend of a baller. Shame they don’t have a title for that!
WAY TO REBEL AGAINST BEING A WAG… YOU TAKE THAT FIRM STANCE, AND KEEP TAKING THOSE PAID INTERVIEWS
Fake tan — check!, Exposing her *ahem* assets — check!, Keeps saying yes to appearances in male-skewed magazines — check! Hmmm…sounds 100% WAG to me. Sure, she may be enrolled in school, but that’s where she *should* be at her age!
Looks like someone blacked her eye on the left and she’s trying to cover it with her hair. “Honestly, Officer…I walked into a wall. He never touched me.”
Hmm, looks like she got those black eyes falling off her high and mighty pedastal! Mel, lovey, you’re as waggish as the others so stop pretending you’re not. She looks like an Abbey Clancey wannabee only not as pretty…
People are just mean..i think she is smart and beautiful, im actually in love with her body structure x
Way to get people to respect you, love. Well done. Yes they’re real btw. shes squishing them together with her hands. Oldest trick in the book. In fact I’m so bored by her and others who feel the ‘need’ to take off their clothes for whatever reason, I’m amazed I wrote such a long post.
Mel, you sold out.
Shame on you.
Oh my God, that's some serious Photoshop abuse. Leave the poor contrast slide alone already!
Very good body, face is ok. So much for staying under the radar.
great body but her face looks weird
soo much fake tan!… yucks… just plain yucks!
Does she think Theo would ever be unfaithful, like Cheryl's husband Ashley? "I don't worry when Theo goes away with the club ??? they're away to play football. I don't even worry when he's out with his friends. I totally trust him. I know he'd never stray." Ummm… Cheryl said something along those lines too.. (From Melanie's interview/photoshoot with NOTW)
So Tell Us Melie, What is a WAG? I mean if you are not one? BTW, THe Non-WAG gave several interviews/photoshoots this week with and about her life with her baller. Basically, umm, being the (futuer) wife and curernt girlfriend of a baller. Shame they don't have a title for that! WAY TO REBEL AGAINST BEING A WAG… YOU TAKE THAT FIRM STANCE, AND KEEP TAKING THOSE PAID INTERVIEWS
umm i don't even know who's boo she is. she's about this big *__* in real life. nice shoes though.
Mel, you sold out.
Shame on you.
Does she think Theo would ever be unfaithful, like Cheryl’s husband Ashley?
"I don’t worry when Theo goes away with the club ? they’re away to play football. I don’t even worry when he’s out with his friends. I totally trust him. I know he’d never stray."
Ummm… Cheryl said something along those lines too.. (From Melanie’s interview/photoshoot with NOTW)
So Tell Us Melie, What is a WAG? I mean if you are not one?
BTW, THe Non-WAG gave several interviews/photoshoots this week with and about her life with her baller. Basically, umm, being the (futuer) wife and curernt girlfriend of a baller. Shame they don’t have a title for that!
WAY TO REBEL AGAINST BEING A WAG… YOU TAKE THAT FIRM STANCE, AND KEEP TAKING THOSE PAID INTERVIEWS
Fake tan — check!, Exposing her *ahem* assets — check!, Keeps saying yes to appearances in male-skewed magazines — check! Hmmm…sounds 100% WAG to me. Sure, she may be enrolled in school, but that’s where she *should* be at her age!
lose that girl blog
Ohh so this is Melanie ‘i’m not a WAG’ Slade.
Dream on love, you are a bonafide WAG
btw is it just me or are only one of her eyes really black?
Ugh, she annoys me and like many have already stated, nice bod but the face is ugh.
Yawn!!!!!!
shes just not that pretty. every photoshoot i see of her she looks bad. in real life im sure shes pretty but just stop it with the bad poses!
Oh dear. What a surprise she is going down the WAG road after saying so much about it. Are those boobs real?
Oh, I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm pretty sure she has a butter face. I don't see what is so special about her.
I thought she said she wasnt a 'typical WAG' cos this just proves that she is. I dont think she looks terrible.
I'm sorry, she's not pretty. Her face reminds me of that Nicola from Girls Aloud, and I detest that girl!!
shes a wag weather she likes it or not.
But remember everyone, she's not a WAG. I repeat, she's not a WAG.
look! is Paige from Degrassi!
Love the eyeliner, not sure if I like her or not. And thats all that I'm saying.
Butterface. And a completely trashtastic photoshoot.
She’s just NOT pretty at all. That nose and that face, god help me! She only became famous because of Theo.
Looks like someone blacked her eye on the left and she’s trying to cover it with her hair. “Honestly, Officer…I walked into a wall. He never touched me.”
Well, that didnt take her long. He scores a hat trick and she forgets to get dressed. Hate to see her when she is not keeping a low profile.
What is with the outfit in the 2nd picture? Does it even match? Is it some sort of tribute to the Bay City Rollers? S-a-t-u-r-d-a-y NIGHT!!
Is this wallcott’s gf? she’s one ugly wag! I guess she’s smart and (sex)stuff..
That pic isn’t doing her face any favors. Is she still moaning she isn’t a wag?
Hmm, looks like she got those black eyes falling off her high and mighty pedastal! Mel, lovey, you’re as waggish as the others so stop pretending you’re not. She looks like an Abbey Clancey wannabee only not as pretty…
look! is Paige from Degrassi!
Wow. Is it just me or does her face look about 12?