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Melanie Slade: Bikini and Black Eyeliner
Category: Photo Call, WAG Watch
35 Responses to “Melanie Slade: Bikini and Black Eyeliner”
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Mel, you sold out.
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Oh my God, that’s some serious Photoshop abuse. Leave the poor contrast slide alone already!
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Very good body, face is ok. So much for staying under the radar.
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great body but her face looks weird
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soo much fake tan!… yucks… just plain yucks!
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Does she think Theo would ever be unfaithful, like Cheryl’s husband Ashley?
"I don’t worry when Theo goes away with the club ??? they’re away to play football. I don’t even worry when he’s out with his friends. I totally trust him. I know he’d never stray."
Ummm… Cheryl said something along those lines too.. (From Melanie’s interview/photoshoot with NOTW)
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So Tell Us Melie, What is a WAG? I mean if you are not one?
BTW, THe Non-WAG gave several interviews/photoshoots this week with and about her life with her baller. Basically, umm, being the (futuer) wife and curernt girlfriend of a baller. Shame they don’t have a title for that!
WAY TO REBEL AGAINST BEING A WAG… YOU TAKE THAT FIRM STANCE, AND KEEP TAKING THOSE PAID INTERVIEWS
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umm i don’t even know who’s boo she is. she’s about this big *__* in real life. nice shoes though.
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Mel, you sold out.
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Does she think Theo would ever be unfaithful, like Cheryl’s husband Ashley?
"I don’t worry when Theo goes away with the club ? they’re away to play football. I don’t even worry when he’s out with his friends. I totally trust him. I know he’d never stray."
Ummm… Cheryl said something along those lines too.. (From Melanie’s interview/photoshoot with NOTW)
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So Tell Us Melie, What is a WAG? I mean if you are not one?
BTW, THe Non-WAG gave several interviews/photoshoots this week with and about her life with her baller. Basically, umm, being the (futuer) wife and curernt girlfriend of a baller. Shame they don’t have a title for that!
WAY TO REBEL AGAINST BEING A WAG… YOU TAKE THAT FIRM STANCE, AND KEEP TAKING THOSE PAID INTERVIEWS
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Fake tan — check!, Exposing her *ahem* assets — check!, Keeps saying yes to appearances in male-skewed magazines — check! Hmmm…sounds 100% WAG to me. Sure, she may be enrolled in school, but that’s where she *should* be at her age!
lose that girl blog
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Ohh so this is Melanie ‘i’m not a WAG’ Slade.
Dream on love, you are a bonafide WAG
btw is it just me or are only one of her eyes really black? -
Ugh, she annoys me and like many have already stated, nice bod but the face is ugh.
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She’s just NOT pretty at all. That nose and that face, god help me! She only became famous because of Theo.
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Looks like someone blacked her eye on the left and she’s trying to cover it with her hair. “Honestly, Officer…I walked into a wall. He never touched me.”
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Yawn!!!!!!
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Well, that didnt take her long. He scores a hat trick and she forgets to get dressed. Hate to see her when she is not keeping a low profile.
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shes just not that pretty. every photoshoot i see of her she looks bad. in real life im sure shes pretty but just stop it with the bad poses!
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What is with the outfit in the 2nd picture? Does it even match? Is it some sort of tribute to the Bay City Rollers? S-a-t-u-r-d-a-y NIGHT!!
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Oh dear. What a surprise she is going down the WAG road after saying so much about it. Are those boobs real?
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Is this wallcott’s gf? she’s one ugly wag! I guess she’s smart and (sex)stuff..
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Oh, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’m pretty sure she has a butter face. I don’t see what is so special about her.
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That pic isn’t doing her face any favors. Is she still moaning she isn’t a wag?
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I thought she said she wasnt a ‘typical WAG’ cos this just proves that she is. I dont think she looks terrible.
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I’m sorry, she’s not pretty. Her face reminds me of that Nicola from Girls Aloud, and I detest that girl!!
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Hmm, looks like she got those black eyes falling off her high and mighty pedastal! Mel, lovey, you’re as waggish as the others so stop pretending you’re not. She looks like an Abbey Clancey wannabee only not as pretty…
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shes a wag weather she likes it or not.
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look! is Paige from Degrassi!
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But remember everyone, she’s not a WAG. I repeat, she’s not a WAG.
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look! is Paige from Degrassi!
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Wow. Is it just me or does her face look about 12?
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Love the eyeliner, not sure if I like her or not. And thats all that I’m saying.
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Butterface. And a completely trashtastic photoshoot.
Way to get people to respect you, love. Well done. Yes they’re real btw. shes squishing them together with her hands. Oldest trick in the book. In fact I’m so bored by her and others who feel the ‘need’ to take off their clothes for whatever reason, I’m amazed I wrote such a long post.