October 7th, 2008

Melanie Slade: Bikini and Black Eyeliner

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36 Responses to “Melanie Slade: Bikini and Black Eyeliner”

  1. keenyah says:

    People are just mean..i think she is smart and beautiful, im actually in love with her body structure x

  2. SpaceCowgirl says:

    Way to get people to respect you, love. Well done. Yes they’re real btw. shes squishing them together with her hands. Oldest trick in the book. In fact I’m so bored by her and others who feel the ‘need’ to take off their clothes for whatever reason, I’m amazed I wrote such a long post.

  3. carly says:

    Mel, you sold out. :( Shame on you.

  4. Erinye says:

    Oh my God, that's some serious Photoshop abuse. Leave the poor contrast slide alone already!

  5. cristina_juve says:

    Very good body, face is ok. So much for staying under the radar.

  6. QB says:

    great body but her face looks weird

  7. one_love=cesc_fabregas says:

    soo much fake tan!… yucks… just plain yucks!

  8. TammyV says:

    Does she think Theo would ever be unfaithful, like Cheryl's husband Ashley? "I don't worry when Theo goes away with the club ??? they're away to play football. I don't even worry when he's out with his friends. I totally trust him. I know he'd never stray." Ummm… Cheryl said something along those lines too.. (From Melanie's interview/photoshoot with NOTW)

  9. TammyV says:

    So Tell Us Melie, What is a WAG? I mean if you are not one? BTW, THe Non-WAG gave several interviews/photoshoots this week with and about her life with her baller. Basically, umm, being the (futuer) wife and curernt girlfriend of a baller. Shame they don't have a title for that! WAY TO REBEL AGAINST BEING A WAG… YOU TAKE THAT FIRM STANCE, AND KEEP TAKING THOSE PAID INTERVIEWS

  10. livealittle says:

    umm i don't even know who's boo she is. she's about this big *__* in real life. nice shoes though.

  11. carly says:

    Mel, you sold out. :( Shame on you.

  12. TammyV says:

    Does she think Theo would ever be unfaithful, like Cheryl’s husband Ashley?

    "I don’t worry when Theo goes away with the club ? they’re away to play football. I don’t even worry when he’s out with his friends. I totally trust him. I know he’d never stray."

    Ummm… Cheryl said something along those lines too.. (From Melanie’s interview/photoshoot with NOTW)

  13. TammyV says:

    So Tell Us Melie, What is a WAG? I mean if you are not one?

    BTW, THe Non-WAG gave several interviews/photoshoots this week with and about her life with her baller. Basically, umm, being the (futuer) wife and curernt girlfriend of a baller. Shame they don’t have a title for that!

    WAY TO REBEL AGAINST BEING A WAG… YOU TAKE THAT FIRM STANCE, AND KEEP TAKING THOSE PAID INTERVIEWS

  14. lose that girl says:

    Fake tan — check!, Exposing her *ahem* assets — check!, Keeps saying yes to appearances in male-skewed magazines — check! Hmmm…sounds 100% WAG to me. Sure, she may be enrolled in school, but that’s where she *should* be at her age!

    lose that girl blog

  15. Susanna says:

    Ohh so this is Melanie ‘i’m not a WAG’ Slade.
    Dream on love, you are a bonafide WAG
    btw is it just me or are only one of her eyes really black?

  16. FT9FTW says:

    Ugh, she annoys me and like many have already stated, nice bod but the face is ugh.

  17. Moonie says:

    Yawn!!!!!!

  18. VictoryFord says:

    shes just not that pretty. every photoshoot i see of her she looks bad. in real life im sure shes pretty but just stop it with the bad poses!

  19. FirstTeamCoach says:

    Oh dear. What a surprise she is going down the WAG road after saying so much about it. Are those boobs real?

  20. aristeia says:

    Oh, I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm pretty sure she has a butter face. I don't see what is so special about her.

  21. Becca says:

    I thought she said she wasnt a 'typical WAG' cos this just proves that she is. I dont think she looks terrible.

  22. Janis says:

    I'm sorry, she's not pretty. Her face reminds me of that Nicola from Girls Aloud, and I detest that girl!!

  23. mrs jt ;) says:

    shes a wag weather she likes it or not.

  24. Boston Red says:

    But remember everyone, she's not a WAG. I repeat, she's not a WAG.

  25. Pau de Silva (aka Sa says:

    look! is Paige from Degrassi!

  26. FootballerChick43 - says:

    Love the eyeliner, not sure if I like her or not. And thats all that I'm saying.

  27. Erin says:

    Butterface. And a completely trashtastic photoshoot.

  28. Julia says:

    She’s just NOT pretty at all. That nose and that face, god help me! She only became famous because of Theo.

  29. Leeerpudlian says:

    Looks like someone blacked her eye on the left and she’s trying to cover it with her hair. “Honestly, Officer…I walked into a wall. He never touched me.”

  30. Dreamgirl says:

    Well, that didnt take her long. He scores a hat trick and she forgets to get dressed. Hate to see her when she is not keeping a low profile.

  31. Tamra says:

    What is with the outfit in the 2nd picture? Does it even match? Is it some sort of tribute to the Bay City Rollers? S-a-t-u-r-d-a-y NIGHT!!

  32. PlavaDiva says:

    Is this wallcott’s gf? she’s one ugly wag! I guess she’s smart and (sex)stuff..

  33. Vlada says:

    That pic isn’t doing her face any favors. Is she still moaning she isn’t a wag?

  34. jax says:

    Hmm, looks like she got those black eyes falling off her high and mighty pedastal! Mel, lovey, you’re as waggish as the others so stop pretending you’re not. She looks like an Abbey Clancey wannabee only not as pretty…

  35. Pau de Silva (aka Sambu) says:

    look! is Paige from Degrassi!

  36. Sarah says:

    Wow. Is it just me or does her face look about 12?