March 14th, 2012

Melissa Satta: Semi-Nude In Satin For Playboy

AC Milan Bobo Vieri ex girlfriend model Sports Illustrated model

We hope that fabric is fire retardant. Images: fashionbuzz.us; milanlive.it.

AC Milan WAGTen times a week.

That’s how many times this month’s Playboy Italia cover girl, Melissa Satta, says she likes to have sex.

Per week!

We know this isn’t new news, but it bears repeating because…well, FFS,¬†we’re tired just from calculating how many times a day that works out to be! In fact, we need a lie down.

Just not on those sheets.

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11 Responses to “Melissa Satta: Semi-Nude In Satin For Playboy”

  1. stapiiid says:

    Famehore!!!

  2. [...] TIME FOR A ‘HATE ON KBP’ BREAK. I know you’ll find this shocking, but Kevin-Prince Boateng’s WAG is on the cover of the Italian Playboy. // Kickette [...]

  3. camille says:

    and her bf is who?????
    ya, i'd be bangin him 20x plus per week easily.
    ten ha! lol

  4. Anna says:

    If you have the time, why not?

  5. thelovehater says:

    Ten times seems normal – if a lady and her partner get along nicely, it shouldn't even be an issue. Plus, it doesn't always have to be intercourse and could be other things that count as an encounter. I deem it to all be good!

  6. April says:

    If I had the boyfriends/husbands some of these ladies have, I'd have surpassed that count by a lot. I mean, I'd be a straight up nympho. Just sayin'.

    • Jayy says:

      That made me laugh so much! :P But I completely agree with you.
      Melissa said that Boateng got injured from having 'too much sex'. Thats minimalistic compared to what some of us Kickettes would do if given the chance with some of our dreamboats. e.g. Yoann, Llorente, Ramsey, Giroud, Aguero, The Ramos, Bocanegra, Xabi, St. Iker, Cannavaro, Sommer, Gomez, Nando, Tello, Lamela, Long, Cabaye, Santon, Downing, Stevie G, Morata, Callejon (the list goes on) *sighs*

  7. gigi says:

    That's not so shocking, is it? That's what, once or twice a day every day? Translate that to just about every night and a few of those kinds of mornings. Normale.

    • mata says:

      It works out to 1.428 times a day. What a .428 sexual encounter is I'll leave to the imagination, but I think that's normal. Discussing it in public, perhaps not so normal.

  8. mata says:

    Well, who wouldn't want sex 10 times a week? Not necessarily with the same person, mind you :D