December 14th, 2007

Men in Tights: Frank Lampard


Personally, we think fancy dress parties are the tools of the devil, but to each his own.

Case in point: Frank Lampard in white fishnets. In a public forum.

Frank and his fiancée, Elen Rives went seriously vintage for the Chelsea Christmas party at Stamford Bridge. We think Elen would make a much better Lady Macbeth than Marie Antoinette, but that said, she does look rather swell in that getup, no?

Perhaps it’s just a case of being born in the wrong century. It happens.

More pics after the jump.



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19 Responses to “Men in Tights: Frank Lampard”

  1. DanyLamps says:

    Lampsy my love… you’re so romantic *

  2. Boxing Day Girl says:

    I just love the tights Lamps !
    Looks like good fun

    boxing Day Girl

  3. ghazaleh says:

    how funny john is
    he is so nice!
    frank is cute like most of the times.he is really totally frank <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="grin" style="border:0;" />  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="snake" style="border:0;" />

  4. Pau says:

    WHY???!!!.. oh why??? what makes him want us to suffer like this??? when is this agony going to stop??? x_X…I can

  5. Kelsey says:

    I love JT’s Mr. Incredible out fit.  And the German bar wench really suits Toni i think…

    Yeah..Frank…lose the fishnets man.  They def did not have those in the 1700’s. 

    But at least he got dressed up.  Sheva wore a blue turtleneck sweater…who was he trying to be…Mr Rogers?

  6. Sarah x says:

    Cant Wait For The Other Pics x
    Nice Choice Of Outfit Frank ^o) raspberry

  7. brandy says:

    I loathe this couple. Not sure which one I loathe more. She BUGS!

    And FYI: Madame la Reine NEVER said “let them eat cake”. They had tabloids back in those days too. It was propaganda to rally the masses… I was a French History Major <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

  8. Robin says:

    I actually would have preferred to see Elen as a Spanish queen. I think something like that would have actually made her appealing. Well I mean LOOK appealing, not actually BE appealing.
    Frank does not do it for me. Not even in fishnets. Just makes me think of a drag queen.

  9. lose that girl says:

    Frank has no lips. Being a lipless wonder = not sexy at all!

    I do enjoy the look on Elen’s face though. How she got Fat Frank to dress like that? Kudos to her!

  10. tammyv says:

    tell me that thought bubble over elen’s head is not, “bitch, I told you that I would get even for making me look dumb with your little vegas fling.  Game, Set, MAtch!“ 

    And the thought bubble over his is, “God, Rio you are my best footballer Bud, why am I not at your party? Come on man, hook your brother up.  Elen has gone all punisher on my ass”

  11. lose that girl says:

    any word on what Joe & Carly went as?

  12. paris says:

    JT wore such a good outfit can’t wait for the pics.

  13. The Fourth Official says:

    Elen, I mean, not Marie.  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  14. The Fourth Official says:

    You know, come to think of it, Marie Antoinette *was* the ultimate WAG.  You know, breezily dismissing the starving masses with “Let them eat cake”, whilst she roiled in wealth at Versailles.  Maybe she’s smarter than we thought.  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="hmmm" style="border:0;" />

  15. carly says:


    It suits her! Frank looks like he’s dressed in a dirty polar bear suit.

  16. The Fourth Official says:

    Gee, I didn’t know Frank was a drag queen?  And Elen looks like she’s answering a casting call for court whores on the set of “The Tudors”.  The secret of dressing for a costume party is to plant one’s tongue firmly in one’s cheek.  I don’t think the Lampards got that memo.

  17. xlxcx says:

    I don’t know, compared to Elen’s usual get ups, I think this is quite an improvement. She matches!

  18. Deka says:

    this pic is wrong in ever level cos he luks hideous nd dont get me started on his lady….but cant wait 2 c JT in his costunme cos i saw him whilst he was sittin hehe

  19. xlxcx says:

    I’m dying to see JT standing up. I’ve only seen him so far driving. I’m getting my pants all in a twist just think about him in form fitting spandex :-X