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Eugh. Eugh. Eugh. *shudder* *shudder* *shudder*
Eugh. Eugh. Eugh. *shudder* *shudder* *shudder*
Can't think of one Argentinian player with good looks. That's just another proof.
Sorry, not seeing any hotness – they remind me of those guys in ponchos who play pan-pipes in tube stations and high streets…
I LOVE MESSI – He looks like the lost human Fraggle. <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v460/samjadams/250px-TV_fraggle_rock_red.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"> (google images) The other two would be adorible if probably not jailbait (or at least dirty-hot)
I leave you with wise words of George Thorogood: "Get a haircut, and get a real job."
Is it weird that these baller "men" are all wearing their hair the same? Brasil seems to be doing something similar with everyone getting cornrows/braids. I thought only women called each other up to plan outfits and hair for big events!!!
argentina national team= not a good looking bunch. ali, you and your hair fetish is cracking me up! it’s just so random
I LOVE MESSI – He looks like the lost human Fraggle.
(google images) The other two would be adorible if probably not jailbait (or at least dirty-hot)
Hhhhmmmmm….not sure what to say abt this one…
Not anymore! Messi’s chopped all his off now!
double-chin
The horror.
Gago looked far better in his short, curly haired early Boca days.
Ever looks like a crazy catfish whatever he wears or does.
And Messi…after the horror of the Lody underwear ads, I understand the reason for the long hair – to hide his face in shame.
They are adorable. This Argentine team can park their hot little boots under my bed any day.
The hair's tragic. That's all I have to say.
Kickette, thank you for posting a pic of my beloved Albicelestes. Although, out of this bunch, Gago is the only one that I would like to take home, there are plenty of other hotties on the team, namely Zanetti and Heinze. Especially Heinze. Tammy, ha, ha. Carly, agreed! Blair, I do hope that that was not a dig at the athletic prowess of the Argentine national team, seeing that Fat Frank seems to overshoot the goal in almost every International match.
oh my, thank you kickette. so much lovely hair, although Messi's is too clean!! *tries to get close to Gago to sniff, but gets tackled away by the "stop the creepsters" police* lol, tammyv that is brilliant, but it did bring up some bad memories of when this bully stole my fraggle rock lunchbox.
I dont like long hair, it really puts me off. The only long hair i can put up with is torres. Thats it.
Neither of them do it for me.
Hey hey its the Monkees!!!
Well neither of them is particularly my type but Argentines are the hottest men in the World
Tammy that is genius!
I quite like Gago normally but here he looks like him and his mates are posing for the before pics in a L'oreal commercial!
Hey hey its the Monkees!!!
Well neither of them is particularly my type but Argentines are the hottest men in the World
Tammy that is genius!
Ick.
Like the players, hate the hair.
well Gago is probably the prettiest player now ah…I used to like Redondo very much. he did look good.
Oh my. I like shaggy hair, but not “I would love to have the tresses of a woman” hair. And Tammy, I’m laughing my face off at that.