June 28th, 2011
Mexico U22 Squad: Pleasured, Then Robbed
Image Credit: MedioTempo.com.
What began as a reported robbery over the weekend involving the Mexico U22 team has quickly escalated into a salacious sex scandal for the Mexican Football Federation, y’all. Or, another way of looking at it: a juicy way to begin this Tuesday!
Following the team’s friendly in Quito, a few players took stock of some precious baubles that unexpectedly vanished from their rooms. In a state of panic, they and the team raised the issue with the hotel, which promptly put their entire staff in question. The hotel finally got a break in their investigation after they (finally) checked the security cameras. Knowing what we already know about this story, we imagine reactions to the tapes included snickering, sneering and a few face palms. Good times.
Little did the hotel and its personnel know, however, that they were essentially being sent on a wild goose chase. Turns out, a member of the coaching staff had allegedly organised an extracurricular gathering with a few ‘ladies of the night’ one day prior and….we don’t need to spell it out for you do we?
Well, these ladies made the most of their visit to the players’ rooms and somehow walked out with loads of free hooch (mobiles, laptops, iPads, money, credit cards and even IDs). According to sources, the players who were ‘hookerised’ included Jonathan dos Santos, Liborio Sánchez, Luis Ernesto Michel, Marco Fabián, Jorge Enríquez, Rafael Márquez Lugo, Oribe Peralta and Néstor Vidrio.
Learn from this lesson, Kickettes, and always make use of your hotel’s in-room safe. Especially in the presence of hookers.