June 1st, 2011
Midweek Hmm? Frank Lampard, England
Lampsy ensures that everything is secure after ‘training’. Getty Images/Daylife.
We’ve been trying to muster up the energy to get excited about the international matches at the weekend, but quite frankly, after the merriment of the league season, Champions League final and various play-offs and Cup Finals, we find ourselves underwhelmed.
Earlier today, Frank Lampard arrived at England NT training in all his orange glow glory and abruptly flipped the switch on us (not the first time, mind you).
We’re torn, Kickettes. His two-tone, fake ‘n bake appearance is both moderately bothersome yet terrifyingly attractive to us.
And you?
the tan is horrible…
Frank is hot. Even when he gets his tan wrong, or his clothes too shiny, or whatever. Still 100% HOT!
frankie, it was lovely in London today. why so many layers?? there are things he could do to convince me…
Sometimes you just gotta give in to the pretty.
i love this sexy beasst!
Love this man! Frank is sooo beautiful <3
Underwhelmed? You mean you're not captivated by the current antics of everybody's favourite God of Sex in the footballing world, Sepp ('Seppy') Blatter? I'm sure there are some photos of him in bathing trunks that you can dig out to remind all your readers that whatever he lacks in organisational oversight ability, he surrrre makes up for it in short-tent skillz.
No? No? Not even a wafer-thin one? No? No? Ohhh-kayyyy.
Nope, not me, sorry. Can't stand him and don't find him attractive at all. Happy to leave this one for the rest for you.
Thank you, I'm pleased to take him
…Instead of him I'll give you someone like Xavi or Iniesta (I like both them like footballer and their way to behave but they aren't my ideal kind of man). Do you like them?
OH yes, please! Xavi is my absolute numero uno! I adore that man so much! And I love Iniesta too–he is surprisingly sexy, really!
See, there's someone for everybody!
im with you!
Here's my man…All my love is for this man, Frank James Lampard jr.
I've remained faithful to you, Sweet Frankie (I always dream with the famous shirt with your name and number 8 on)…What I can say about Frank Lampard? As a Blues I love him like a player and like a man. In my classification he's at the second place only after JT. He's simply fantastic and I will be delighted to see him this week with England. I'm totally crazy for Frank Lampard…Go Lampsy!