June 1st, 2011
Midweek Hmm? Frank Lampard, England
Lampsy ensures that everything is secure after ‘training’. Getty Images/Daylife.
We’ve been trying to muster up the energy to get excited about the international matches at the weekend, but quite frankly, after the merriment of the league season, Champions League final and various play-offs and Cup Finals, we find ourselves underwhelmed.
Earlier today, Frank Lampard arrived at England NT training in all his orange glow glory and abruptly flipped the switch on us (not the first time, mind you).
We’re torn, Kickettes. His two-tone, fake ‘n bake appearance is both moderately bothersome yet terrifyingly attractive to us.