October 17th, 2012
Midweek Mmm: Mario Balotelli
Image: Claudio Villa/Getty Images Europe.
When others zig, you zag. When a friend buys a Ford Focus, you get a Rolls Royce and airbrush a picture of your kids on the bonnet. When colleagues ask for “the usual” at the hair salon, you request a hybrid of cornrows and a Mohawk in all the colours of the rainbow. Essentially, you’re an ass.
Who has great abs.


that was the best thing ever written-ever-on this website.
i laughed so hard i started to cry
#gokickette
(and that obsevation can be altered and uesed for cr7, no?)
Most of us have a filter but I liken him to my ADHD son. Mario has a good heart-look how he treats his adoptive family and most of his teammates-but all the media focus on are his antics. Of which I sympathize with Mancini because there are those days…lol!
He is a nice guy,but a little bit crazy though.
I think he is really just a highly misunderstood kid. Seeing him at an open training when City was in LA last year totally changed my opinion of it.
I like Mario and I kind of want to party with him, and then promptly retire from all partying and spend the next year recovering.