October 17th, 2012
Midweek Mmm: Mario Balotelli
Image: Claudio Villa/Getty Images Europe.
When others zig, you zag. When a friend buys a Ford Focus, you get a Rolls Royce and airbrush a picture of your kids on the bonnet. When colleagues ask for “the usual” at the hair salon, you request a hybrid of cornrows and a Mohawk in all the colours of the rainbow. Essentially, you’re an ass.
Who has great abs.