October 12th, 2011
Midweek Results: Joy, Heartbreak & Retinal Shock
Adil Rami ‘fights’ for the ball with Bosnia and Herzegovina’s Edin Dzeko.
Yup, it’s gone on forever. But last night, the final round of games in the group qualification stages of Euro 2012 were played. Hopes were crushed. Hearts soared. And Andriy Arshavin took his shirt off.
All were great to watch. Except maybe the last thing.
Spain played so darn beautifully last night it’s seems like a fail that David Silva didn’t score a hat-trick and the result wasn’t in double figures. Congratulations to Scotland for containing those hot messes. Image: JOSE JORDAN/AFP/Getty Images.
Underneath that crap hair, you actually quite hot, aren’t you Pablo Daniel Osvaldo? Image: Claudio Villa/Getty Images Europe.
We’re sure there are some gorgeous hip dips there. It’s just finding the damn things. Image: Paul Gilham/Getty Images Europe.
Ok, so we can deal with booty. We can deal with shelf-booty. But we’re unsure whether we’re quite ready for the kind of ‘Renault Megane’ booty Yann M’Vila is bringin’ to the yard. Jamie McDonald/Getty Images Europe.
It’s scant consolation for failing to qualify, but we like to think this tender touch was of some comfort to Marko Pantelic (l) and Nenad Tomovic of Serbia. Image: REUTERS/Anton Golubev.
And finally, a timely reminder for all you sports fans. Not everything lurking beneath a football shirt is like this. We spoil you. Image: REUTERS/Anton Golubev.
Sorry. But you needed to know that.