October 27th, 2011
Midweek Results Pt II: It’s All About Perspective
Yes, that it a platoon of Kickette Soldiers approaching you in a pincer movement, Ezequiel Lavezzi. And no. You don’t stand a cat in hell’s chance. Image: Giuseppe Bellini/Getty Images Europe.
Perspective. It’s all about the way you look at things, Kickettes. Like, we’re sure that there is a positive angle from which other clubs and fans can view Manchester City’s awesomeness at the moment.
If anyone can locate where that angle is, could you let us know?
Clearly Luis Suarez is not used to being told ‘You are the love of my life’ by sixty-year-old men from Glasgow. Let’s hope he figures it out – it’s not like Liverpool can afford to lose him. Image: Getty Images.
They’re going to get bored with congratulating each other soon, aren’t they? Aren’t they? Image: REUTERS/Toby Melville.
This was a really good opportunity for you to show us what you are made of, Oriol Romeu. Frankly, we’re now just disturbed. Image: Michael Regan/Getty Images.
And an aria is appropriate at this stage of the game, is it, Jose? OK, well, you’re the boss. Who are we to argue? Image: Getty Images.
It’s good to see that despite their poor run of form, management and playing staff are sticking together. Gulp. Image: REUTERS/Giorgio Perottino.
Either the angle is deceptive here, or Kevin-Prince Boeteng used up his weekly skill quotient with his hat-trick vs. Lecce last weekend. Alberto Aquilani’s expression suggests the latter. Image: Claudio Villa/Getty Images Europe.
Someone has been taking our ‘How To Fell A Footballer’ series too seriously, haven’t they? It’s a joke, guys! We’re not looking for another brush with the authorities. Image: Paolo Bruno/Getty Images Europe.