March 22nd, 2012
Midweek Results: What The F**K?!
Images: REUTERS/Alessandro Garofalo; David Ramos/Getty Images.
What in the world happened these past two days on the pitch, Kickettes?
On Tuesday, Juve drew 2-2 AC Milan in the second leg of their Coppa Italia semi-final, squeaking through 4 -3 on aggregate. Alessandro Del Piero gave us a super idea for our kit development programme, but then lost points for confusing us by doing it in a Milan shirt.
Wednesday wasn’t equally weird: Ramos, Ozil and Mourinho got ejected during Real Madrid’s game against Villarreal (final score: 1-1), the DFB Pokal cup semi-final between heavyweights Bayern Munich and nearly-relegated-last-season, Monchengladbach, went to a shoot out after a 120 minute stalemate (final score: 0-0; Bayern go through 4-2 on penalties), QPR scored a late sucker punch to beat Liverpool 3-2 at Loftus Road and Chelsea sadly suffered at the feet of a former cross town rival, Sami Nasri.
Mercury rising, where the hell you at, girl?