December 28th, 2011
Midweek Results: What’s On The Menu?
Favourite part of the festive feast? Hmm. Plump and juicy Welsh thigh? Image: Jamie McDonald/Getty Images.
Only the English are mad enough to carry on playing football during the festive break. We really shouldn’t cover the EPL results as it probably just encourages the FA to interfere with our quite spectacular hangovers, but even in the midst of these waking-up-in-the-morning-and-working-out-who-we-need-to-apologise-to times, we never forget you, the reader.
But thanks to Arsenal’s own rear-end review, presented at Carrow Road last night, we’re now tinkering with the idea of a slice of prime rump. Yum. Image: AP Photo/Sang Tan.
Oh, it’s so difficult though, isn’t it? Especially when you’ve spent the morning gorging yourself on cocktail sausages. Image: AFP PHOTO/GLYN KIRK.
There might be the odd mimosa involved, of course. Triple strength, just the way Dimi likes it. Image: AP Photo/Jon Super.
But remember not to over indulge. It can lead to unexpected results and disappointment the following day. Image: AP Photo/Tim Hales.
We should know.