March 14th, 2012
Midweek Results: Who’s The Daddy?
You do not want to know the man who owns these thighs, trust.
Last night Steven Gerrard was busy ruining David Moyes’ 10 year anniversary while Mario Gomez was putting on a scoring clinic at Basel’s fragile expense.
So lower your Match Results post expectations now please.
Mario Gomez just broke Yann ‘holy hell, we’ve got to get us one of those‘ Sommer’s heart. Would a base layer hug and whispered consolation from Super Mario be enough to shift a pout from your face, people? Image: GUENTER SCHIFFMANN/AFP/Getty Images.