March 14th, 2012
Midweek Results: Who’s The Daddy?
You do not want to know the man who owns these thighs, trust.
Last night Steven Gerrard was busy ruining David Moyes’ 10 year anniversary while Mario Gomez was putting on a scoring clinic at Basel’s fragile expense.
Neither blew our minds more than this close up of one Bayern Munich player’s crotch (and subsequently, his identity too) as well as the newest episode of Geordie Shore that was on.
So lower your Match Results post expectations now please.
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE
Bayern Munich 7-0 FC Basel (7-1 agg)
Mario Gomez just broke Yann ‘holy hell, we’ve got to get us one of those‘ Sommer’s heart. Would a base layer hug and whispered consolation from Super Mario be enough to shift a pout from your face, people? Image: GUENTER SCHIFFMANN/AFP/Getty Images.
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Inter Milan 2-1 Marseille (agg 2-2, Marseille progress on away goals)
Rarely does an image summarise a club’s performance and precarious situation as effectively as this one. Image: OLIVIER MORIN/AFP/Getty Images.
That first picture is love.
Stevie G!!!! What a dream night!!! Plus, stick the ball up his shirt was CUTE!!!
ohh that bulge grabbing
I was NOT expecting that to be Ribery. Think you got your point across, Bayern. No need to put Yann Sommer in a chronic state of depression.
Geordie Shore sounds so much better than Jersey Shore, but that's probably because they're not slandering the state in which I grew up….
Geordie Shore is too funny! I think I lose my vision temporarily cos of all the fake tan and man-grooming
I watched a few episodes of Jersey Shore – all I remember is Mike 'The Situation'.
I used to watch Desperate Scousewives but it got axed after one series – I must have been the only viewer
you wouldn't believe how much bad reality tv shows we have here;
Dance Moms… where young dancers are abused while their mothers look on!
Jersey Shore… I have no comment for this stupid show.
Ice Road Truckers… the title explains it all.
The Bachelor… desperate women fling themselves at one lucky guy!
There you have it, folks: American pop culture!
Ooh Ive watched Ice Road Truckers – it ended up with me falling asleep on the sofa with a tub on melted Ben & Jerrys in my hand lol.
We have a UK version of The Bachelor but its so painfully terrible, it makes me lose the will to live. :p
I remember watching that dating show on MTV once with that rapper Flava Flav and his ladies lol, never watched it again.
not the ben & jerry's!!!
OMG I gotta go Llorente is on TV right now
They showed such a terrible picture of him on the teamsheet. It made me want to cry and complain to the news channel for their audacity in showing such a poor picture.
lol they must not be lovestruck by llorente like we are
He was basically doing this face = O_O (but with his aquamarine eyes of course)
I think theyre just jealous of how hot the man is
they must be. No one can compare to his hotness. Except Yoann
Oh yes, there should just be a Yoann list on here devoted to Lashes and his sexiness! Cos that man is in a completely different league of his own
like 20,000 leagues away. UNDER THE SEA.
Basels goalkeeper is adorable!!!
Die Bayern rocked it last night! I cannot stop thinking how amazing they were. And, yes, Happy Birthday Holger! (:
Hahahaha now there's a missed opportunity (ribery crotchery) if there ever was one!
Super Mario has four goals why we love him but now he crossed the line!
I want a Mario humping and a hug too! I love this man!
Great games for Bayern and Liverpool.
Is it just me or does Andy Carroll seem just as unlucky as Nando when it comes to hitting the target? I think he's really improved and had a lot of near misses recently.
When I opened kickette.com at my work and those THIGHS filled up my desktop!
Oh boy I have a big screen… and I had to shut it in a haste before my boss sees it! lol
That picture is an eye catcher! Anyways, that was one incredible performance by Die Bayern (they own my heart, seriously). And yes, I almost forgot, Happy Birthday Holger! (:
Once again, my Captain Fantastic Stevie G – *sighs* LFC forever! <3
And I think you guys need to check out the Everton physio – WHAT IS IT WITH HOT PHYSIOS?!
Btw did anyone see Martin Kelly looking all sweaty and muddy? We got us a young hottie
And yes Kickette, anything that involves Super Mario and/or Yann Sommer & touching is a bonus on my list.
Tbh I'd do anything to be in the middle of that FOINE man hug, ooft to the ooft.
Super Mario !! I love !!
I hate to say it but Stevie pointing at Luis and planting a big smacker on his ear is not quite the same as Stevie doing said same bromance celebration to Nando. But Stevie back to his best was certainly worth watching.
People keep thumbing posts down for the weirdest reasons.
I already gave you a thumbs-up otherwise I'd give you one now.
I know, I gave Red_Girl a thumbs up earlier and some randomer decided to vote it down!