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Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Midweek Mmm: Cristiano Ronaldo

Category: Cristiano, Player News, The Weekly Fit

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We’re mid-way through the week, Kickettes. Rejoice. Celebrate. The weekend is closer than it was two days ago.

To help you relax on this lovely Wednesday, please enjoy Cristiano Ronaldo’s well-displayed muscular groupings. Sure, his love life choices make us itch, his public rub downs make some uncomfortable and he matches his Gucci belt, shoes and manbag to his Gucci hummer, but like we’ve always said, the bod is second to none.

We can’t even hate on the short-shorts. Because really, if you were a multi-gazillionaire footballer with crazy talent and a body like this, would you even be wearing clothes? We’d just be using skanks and trollops as our outerwear.

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34 Responses to “Midweek Mmm: Cristiano Ronaldo”

  1. Malin ("MrsFernandoTorres", if I may) says:
    August 30, 2009 at 23:43

    Oh Bugger. *grabs her teddy and heads upstairs, mumbling*

  2. jeneria says:
    August 30, 2009 at 18:40

    So not attractive. He really gives me the icks.

  3. Baby Freya (Mrs Arbeloa) says:
    August 30, 2009 at 11:48

    *dies*

  4. bitterlemon says:
    August 30, 2009 at 09:02

    What a BEAUTIFUL man. BEAUTIFUL.

  5. Crazylittlemadam says:
    August 30, 2009 at 08:41

    It just doesn’t do a thing for me.

  6. Venice says:
    August 30, 2009 at 08:37

    Oh look. It’s CRon on the front page. Yet again.

    ……..

  7. HiL says:
    August 30, 2009 at 08:25

    Well done, Cris. Well done.

  8. Malin ("MrsFernandoTorres", if I may) says:
    August 30, 2009 at 05:23

    And with that pic, the entire Paris story is forgiven.

  9. ruby80 says:
    August 30, 2009 at 03:44

    The hip dips kill me every time. And I’ve got this overwhelming urge to lick the leg veins. I know he’s a filthy manwhore but I just can’t help myself. Come on Kickette, when’s he going to be back on the Finest Five?! Speaking of which, I had a really weird dream about Iker last night. He was doing a book signing at Asda and I was the only person who turned up. We had fun.

  10. Jelly says:
    August 30, 2009 at 01:54

    raina is right it’s hard to stay mad @ him. He is just so gorgeous and that face he is making is cute. He is the epitome of an adonis. Veiny thighs Whoo strong arms whoohoo *fanning myself* I love his brown skin- think we’re the same complexion now *rofl*

  11. Lolinha says:
    August 30, 2009 at 01:31

    After the Bigfoot incident he’s dead to me. I doubt I’ll ever recover. I can’t even appreciate the body. Could be for the fact that he’s already starting to look a little too fried. (The hair’s not at all bad without gel though.) I shudder at the thought of him sharing a shower with Casillas, Kaká, Minty, Javi, Gonzo… passing all that skanky bacteria into them…Gross Cristiano, gross! Eca!

  12. Malin ("MrsFernandoTorres", if I may) says:
    August 17, 2009 at 23:43

    Oh Bugger. *grabs her teddy and heads upstairs, mumbling*

  13. Malin ("MrsFernandoTorres", if I may) says:
    August 17, 2009 at 05:23

    And with that pic, the entire Paris story is forgiven.

  14. FootballerChick43 - "Mrs.Ballack" says:
    August 16, 2009 at 04:10

    Hot pants. Shudder. Ick.

  15. testking 646-204 says:
    June 20, 2009 at 06:32

    Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro (whose name was inspired by former American President Ronald Reagan) was born on February 5, 1985, in Madeira, Portugal testking SY0-201. It was on this tiny island that Cristiano Ronaldo and his three siblings were raised by Maria Dolores dos Santos Aveiro and Jose Diniz Aveiro. It was also the place where the young Cristiano Ronaldo first learned to master his skills as a soccer player testking PMI-001.

    Cristiano Ronaldo spent his early years as a star for his local team, Nacional, and by the age of 12, he had already established himself as the best soccer player the island of Madeira had ever seen. It wasn’t long before the big Portuguese clubs came to sign Cristiano Ronaldo. Among those interested were Porto and Boavista; however, he chose to play for Sporting, the team he followed while growing up testking 642-812.

  16. kaya says:
    June 18, 2009 at 07:35

    LOL. I’ve been wondering when he would come out. Paris Hilton is a pretty good start.

  17. MrsXabiAlonso says:
    June 17, 2009 at 10:30

    Hate him or love him I just WANT HIM.

  18. kai's thighs says:
    June 17, 2009 at 08:35

    Girls (and guys)—let’s face it, C-Ron isn’t a metrosexual, he’s gay. All of my gay friends agree with me. There’s nothing wrong with that, but let’s quit kidding ourselves. This doesn’t mean you all can’t enjoy a nice view, but keep it in perspective.
    smile

  19. giggsy143 says:
    June 17, 2009 at 06:55

    no matter how hard i try i CANNOT not lust over this man. i cant control my drooling even after the 100th beautiful minishorts/ torso pic.

  20. Macacinha says:
    June 17, 2009 at 04:08

    His torso is lovely, but the hotpants, veiny legs and Southern Fried complexion put me off completely.
    I’ve seen him up close before (wearing his famous Gucci belt) and he really isn’t that attractive in the flesh.

  21. Raina says:
    June 17, 2009 at 02:26

    Ugh, it’s so hard to stay mad at him when he takes his clothes off!  BUT, after all his latest antics, (especially the Bigfoot one) I’m still a bit ticked off at him.  And NO ONE in the US wears trunks like that, Cris!

  22. IshYEAH. says:
    March 16, 2010 at 08:00

    I have fancied him for over 3 years, so… I’m going to let him get away with this. I love him WAY too much. It’s Cristiano Ronaldo Dos Santos Averios. :) x

  23. MissEstonia says:
    March 16, 2010 at 08:00

    Yeesh. Those veins on his left thigh gross me out.He looks like his leg is going to explode. Yes, I realise that sounds horrendously wrong. :D Other than that, his legs make me jealous…damn! He has a better pedicure than I do.

  24. Rossi´s girl says:
    March 16, 2010 at 08:00

    he looks like a roasted chicken

  25. The Fourth Official says:
    March 16, 2010 at 08:00

    His body is second to none. Like it’s been sculpted in marble by Praxiteles.

  26. Mamichula says:
    March 16, 2010 at 08:00

    THOSE.. LEGS. im dead

  27. FirstTeamCoach says:
    March 16, 2010 at 08:00

    Now that is an adorible torso!!

    Whatever anyone thinks of him, he does have an excellent body.

  28. aristeia says:
    March 16, 2010 at 08:00

    No thanks. You all can have him.

    Malin… get upstairs.

  29. Becca says:
    March 16, 2010 at 08:00

    why dont more footballers take a leaf outa his book ?

  30. jax says:
    March 16, 2010 at 08:00

    Trying not to be completely negative tho he really creeps me out – his torso is fab, legs not so.

  31. Avenath says:
    March 16, 2010 at 08:00

    Damn it!…i’m trying to keep hating him, Kickette…but these shots are not helping…

  32. Kelly says:
    March 16, 2010 at 08:00

    hate the man, not the body… he has really wide nailbeds.

  33. Erin says:
    March 16, 2010 at 08:00

    It’s the ensemble that is causing me pain. What man wears that?!?!

  34. Erin says:
    March 16, 2010 at 08:00

    No. No, no, no, NO. This is so wrong on so many levels.