August 5th, 2011
Mike Chabala: How Much Wood Would A Woodchuck Chuck?
Thanks (in part) to MC’s goal scoring and karate specialties, his squad defeated LA Galaxy last night 3-0. Cheers to @KerryBakes for the tip.
Who really knows the answer to our headline riddle, but in the above demonstration we learn that Portland Timbers’ no. 4 can actually kung-fu chop a whole log. If we assess the damage per the usual 1 – 10 rating system, we give Mike a 6.5. His form is on point, and he brings a certain level of jumping-beans-in-his-pants enthusiasm to the charade. But overall, something about that wood looks a bit wonk to us.
Then again, what do we really know about forests and trees anyway?! The last time we encountered a bushel of green was at uni, when we decided it was time to take the edge off of finals. But that’s neither here nor there.
if only another number four who wars red with white sleeves would provide such entertainment
*cough*cesc*cough*
ahem.
We love those boys out here in the Rose City. That was pretty much awesome.
Yep. We in Stumptown are crazy for that piece of wood. Felt good to win finally!
Portland won 3-0 Kickette, not 1-0.