August 5th, 2011

Mike Chabala: How Much Wood Would A Woodchuck Chuck?

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Thanks (in part) to MC’s goal scoring and karate specialties, his squad defeated LA Galaxy last night 3-0Cheers to @KerryBakes for the tip.

Who really knows the answer to our headline riddle, but in the above demonstration we learn that Portland Timbers’ no. 4 can actually kung-fu chop a whole log. If we assess the damage per the usual 1 – 10 rating system, we give Mike a 6.5. His form is on point, and he brings a certain level of jumping-beans-in-his-pants enthusiasm to the charade. But overall, something about that wood looks a bit wonk to us.

Then again, what do we really know about forests and trees anyway?! The last time we encountered a bushel of green was at uni, when we decided it was time to take the edge off of finals. But that’s neither here nor there.

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4 Responses to “Mike Chabala: How Much Wood Would A Woodchuck Chuck?”

  1. Tee says:

    if only another number four who wars red with white sleeves would provide such entertainment
    *cough*cesc*cough*
    ahem.

  2. meginha says:

    We love those boys out here in the Rose City. That was pretty much awesome. :)

    • Surly Wench says:

      Yep. We in Stumptown are crazy for that piece of wood. Felt good to win finally!

  3. Audrey says:

    Portland won 3-0 Kickette, not 1-0.