January 13th, 2012

MLS Superdraft Sizzle Query: Dom Dwyer

Image via MLS on Facebook.

Kickettes, give a pageant queen wave hello to Dom Dwyer, Sporting Kansas City’s first round draft pick at yesterday’s 2012 MLS SuperDraft. There’s a lot to learn about Dom, but because he’s still so box fresh, we’re only sticking to the need-to-know facts for today.

- Dom hails from England by way of Southern Florida and was born in 1990. We won’t dare calculate his age for you.

- His eyebrows can be a bit off putting if the lighting isn’t right, but we’re still able see past that since his dimples are quite lovely.

- Dom stands on the shorter end of the height spectrum (5’9), so if we put on a pair of heels he might vanish from our sightline.

- He enjoys smiling in the rain.

What we aren’t sure of is whether or not his sizzle status will increase with age. In many instances, the cute are best left in their puppy stages (see Kasper Schmeichel for reference), so we intend on monitoring this situation closely.

Do you like? Or do you think he needs a few more miles on the clock before joining the ranks of the fine and talented?

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4 Responses to “MLS Superdraft Sizzle Query: Dom Dwyer”

  1. Hannah says:

    Looooove Dom! I go to USF and we will miss him a lot next season!!

  2. Shannon says:

    so happy for Dom!!! will miss seeing him do flips with no shirt on at USF though!

  3. Tashinka says:

    Woot! Go Sporting! I was excited that we hosted the Superdraft here. And really pleased to see that we picked Dwyer. According to the local news, he actually dreamed of playing American soccer!

    No, really… http://www.kansascity.com/2012/01/12/3366862/spor…. Cool, eh?