June 2nd, 2008
Monday Mmm: Nando, Horiztonal
Morning! We welcome you to the week with a slice of horizontal Fernando Torres.
Below, we also greet your upcoming afternoon with a rather thought provoking image of Nando and The Ramos in training.
Photos courtesy of Reuters and the ridiculously out of control Spanish Baller Appreciation community thread that is growing like a gremlin in a thunderstorm. Be warned, if you check in you may never leave. We recommend you bring a few refreshments to keep your energy up.

I love that Kickette have changed it to The Ramos too!! Laura you are a genious!!
I love that Kickette have changed it to The Ramos too!! Laura you are a genious!!
omg wow!!!!i likey!!!! nandoo flashin off his sexxyy abss!!!! w8in 4 uu honney!!!!dyin 2 seee uuu sooonnn
Haha! The Ramos, what have i started. How do i get royalties?
Mmm.. Thanks Kickette! I am so gutted i had to miss the match but in a few days they'll be on our tellyboxes for all to enjoy. Also, as a SBA representative i will concur with Sarah and Louise that it is Nando and 'The Ramos' in the drool inducing stretching pic. You almost got it right though Kickette, his full name is Sergio Ramos Garcia.
Not only are they two of the best ballers playing today, they are both beyond the word 'hot'! Pictures like these need to be treasured – name one other baller who can shave their legs, have long hair and STILL be revered by men worldwide? Well done for posting them for all the dissenters to see Kickette!
Am I the only one who find Ramos greasy? And seriously, Nando's here as well now – do you WANT me to have another heart attack?
Haha! The Ramos, what have i started. How do i get royalties?
Mmm.. Thanks Kickette! I am so gutted i had to miss the match but in a few days they’ll be on our tellyboxes for all to enjoy. Also, as a SBA representative i will concur with Sarah and Louise that it is Nando and ‘The Ramos’ in the drool inducing stretching pic. You almost got it right though Kickette, his full name is Sergio Ramos Garcia.
Ehmm I’m very sorry to say that but don’t you think Nando looks (at this picture) a tiny tiny bit like a guy from a Japanese Yaoi Manga? So skinny and feathery and fragile? The other photo doesn’t make it better I’m afraid. So, more nottie than hottie. Sorry, Nando ;7
I would take sergio RAMOS over sergio GARCIA anyday….just look at his cute little smile in that photo with Fer!!!!
Ohhh i like
I don't know. The bod is fine (great even), but the whole hair thing is getting out of control and needs to be sorted sooner rather than later. And he waxes. Down *there*. Just not *manly* enough for me. He's reminds me of the smooth-cheeked 16 Magazine poster boys that I used to put up on my walls when I was a teeny bopper. Long forgotten now that I'm (ostensibly) grown up. Give him ten years and some maturity/gravitas, and I might reconsider the hotness factor. Fresh Legs Blog
Not only are they two of the best ballers playing today, they are both beyond the word ‘hot’! Pictures like these need to be treasured – name one other baller who can shave their legs, have long hair and STILL be revered by men worldwide? Well done for posting them for all the dissenters to see Kickette!
give me, give me, give me!! *speachless again*
Ah yes…one of my favorite photos from yesterday. He’s so gorgeous. *dreamy sigh*
I do agree that The Ramos is not attractive….in the face. But if you just look at his shirtless body (not in this pic obviously)–ooh la la! That said, he is in a photo with Fernando here, so I didn’t even notice him.
As if the temperature wasn’t high enough outside. I wish Nando would bring his highlights back though..
Yum.
Yum. Yum. Yum.
The perfect start to an otherwise icky Monday.
And for the record it’s Sergio’s full name is Sergio Ramos Garcia. It’s that tradition the Spanish have to add their mother’s maiden name after their father’s last name. It’s why Fer is Torres Sanz and not just Torres
that’s sergio ramos. but oh GOSH i love them together. <3
hot.
uhm…that’s Sergio Ramos.
Totally delicious.
Oh kickette! even though today is going to be horrible, with work all day and in-service training afterwards, i will think only about nando when my mind wanders from my boss’ useless droning. even though i am a toffee, through and through. but nando just gets me every time!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm….gracias
now thats wat i’m tokin bout, i’ll give u some of my cinnamon suga baby nice thighs hmmm
YUM! Now that is the kind of encouragement i need before going into my maths GCSE!
Meriam, you're not the only one! But sadly Nando doesn't do it for me anymore, maybe it's the disturbing smoothness of his legs…
I don't understand the obsession with The Ramos. Sorry, I just don't. I don't find him attractive at all. And I do agree with Meriam — The Ramos is greasy. And very creepy, in my opinion. The hairlessness of Nando's legs is slightly off-putting (remember, my manly man Ryan has a five o'clock shadow an hour after he shaves, so I'm not used to hairless men!). But my jaw dropped onto my lap when I first saw that first photo. Smooth legs or not, that photo is deliciously smokin' hot. Yowza!!! Me gusta mucho!!!
*Stares*
I heart Boonando, but sometimes Sergio Ramos's obsession is a little…offputting. His smile screams "stalker" in that pic. It's scary.
Mmmmmmmmmmm……that's absolutely yummy. Really wanna throw myself on top of him. xP
That's definitely NOT Sergio Garcia! It's Sergio Ramos of Real Madrid.
Yowza! You have just made my Monday a whole lot better!
This is a very nice pic to wake up to on a Monday. I really like the 9 tattoo that Nando has. And the thighs…it's nice to get some thigh action even when it's not Thursday.
I don't like either, but I can appreciate hot thighs and bodies when they're stuck in front of me. Thank you very much Kickette.
The Ramos – seriously love that!!!
I REFUSE TO FALL VICTIM TO THEM…. and their super prettiness. COME ON USA!!!! (We play them in a friendly on Weds)
Oh wow. That just made my Monday morning. Amazing.
In that pic he seems to be waiting for lots of crazy Kickettes to throw themselves on top of him. I can almost see him say “Come on girls, there’s enough Nando for everyone”
Ewwww he looks like/is a skinny pre-pubescent boy. Not hot. And the Ramos in between in his legs pic – not hot. Or at least not if you are are into homoerotic porn. Which I am not. I like my men straight and straight-acting!!!
I love him!!!!!!!!!!!!
That’s an awful lot of sweaty glow, baller skin showing. I must say, I approve wholeheartedly.
Ahhhhh! The Ramos – too too hot!!!!! sorry don’t get the Nando thing even after 100s of posts on the Spanish baller thread trying to convince me otherwise!!!!!!
I think this thread is going to collapse from all the gals migrating over from the community Nando thread! lose that girl blog
Yowza! You have just made my Monday a whole lot better!
This is a very nice pic to wake up to on a Monday. I really like the 9 tattoo that Nando has. And the thighs…it’s nice to get some thigh action even when it’s not Thursday.
I don’t like either, but I can appreciate hot thighs and bodies when they’re stuck in front of me. Thank you very much Kickette.
The Ramos – seriously love that!!!
I REFUSE TO FALL VICTIM TO THEM…. and their super prettiness. COME ON USA!!!! (We play them in a friendly on Weds)
I think this thread is going to collapse from all the gals migrating over from the community Nando thread! lose that girl blog
*Stares*
I was just gonna ask, is that not The Ramos? haha, and a gremlin in a thunderstorm, Kickette? Love it!
I had a brief crush in the beginning when my fantast team was leading the league because of him. So over him now though, and I finished in fourth place, which is completely unacceptable considering I WON last year. I’m not blaming Nando (Frank was injured for part of the season), but I’m not not blaming him either.