June 2nd, 2008

Monday Mmm: Nando, Horiztonal

Morning! We welcome you to the week with a slice of horizontal Fernando Torres.

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Below, we also greet your upcoming afternoon with a rather thought provoking image of Nando and The Ramos in training.

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Photos courtesy of Reuters and the ridiculously out of control Spanish Baller Appreciation community thread that is growing like a gremlin in a thunderstorm. Be warned, if you check in you may never leave. We recommend you bring a few refreshments to keep your energy up.

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54 Responses to “Monday Mmm: Nando, Horiztonal”

  1. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I love that Kickette have changed it to The Ramos too!! Laura you are a genious!!

  2. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I love that Kickette have changed it to The Ramos too!! Laura you are a genious!!

  3. Mrs Nando says:

    omg wow!!!!i likey!!!! nandoo flashin off his sexxyy abss!!!! w8in 4 uu honney!!!!dyin 2 seee uuu sooonnn

  4. Laura Dagger says:

    Haha! The Ramos, what have i started. How do i get royalties?

  5. Laura Dagger says:

    Mmm.. Thanks Kickette! I am so gutted i had to miss the match but in a few days they'll be on our tellyboxes for all to enjoy. Also, as a SBA representative i will concur with Sarah and Louise that it is Nando and 'The Ramos' in the drool inducing stretching pic. You almost got it right though Kickette, his full name is Sergio Ramos Garcia.

  6. Lucy says:

    Not only are they two of the best ballers playing today, they are both beyond the word 'hot'! Pictures like these need to be treasured – name one other baller who can shave their legs, have long hair and STILL be revered by men worldwide? Well done for posting them for all the dissenters to see Kickette!

  7. Meriam says:

    Am I the only one who find Ramos greasy? And seriously, Nando's here as well now – do you WANT me to have another heart attack? :P

  8. Laura Dagger says:

    Haha! The Ramos, what have i started. How do i get royalties?

  9. Laura Dagger says:

    Mmm.. Thanks Kickette! I am so gutted i had to miss the match but in a few days they’ll be on our tellyboxes for all to enjoy. Also, as a SBA representative i will concur with Sarah and Louise that it is Nando and ‘The Ramos’ in the drool inducing stretching pic. You almost got it right though Kickette, his full name is Sergio Ramos Garcia.

  10. Hellfairy says:

    Ehmm I’m very sorry to say that but don’t you think Nando looks (at this picture) a tiny tiny bit like a guy from a Japanese Yaoi Manga? So skinny and feathery and fragile? The other photo doesn’t make it better I’m afraid. So, more nottie than hottie. Sorry, Nando ;7

  11. natty says:

    I would take sergio RAMOS over sergio GARCIA anyday….just look at his cute little smile in that photo with Fer!!!!

  12. Becca x says:

    Ohhh i like :)

  13. The Fourth Official says:

    I don't know. The bod is fine (great even), but the whole hair thing is getting out of control and needs to be sorted sooner rather than later. And he waxes. Down *there*. Just not *manly* enough for me. He's reminds me of the smooth-cheeked 16 Magazine poster boys that I used to put up on my walls when I was a teeny bopper. Long forgotten now that I'm (ostensibly) grown up. Give him ten years and some maturity/gravitas, and I might reconsider the hotness factor. Fresh Legs Blog

  14. Lucy says:

    Not only are they two of the best ballers playing today, they are both beyond the word ‘hot’! Pictures like these need to be treasured – name one other baller who can shave their legs, have long hair and STILL be revered by men worldwide? Well done for posting them for all the dissenters to see Kickette!

  15. mandaminda says:

    give me, give me, give me!! *speachless again*

  16. Erin says:

    Ah yes…one of my favorite photos from yesterday. He’s so gorgeous. *dreamy sigh*

  17. Aoife says:

    :o The one weekend I spend away from the computer and this is posted!! NANDO YOU RIDE. Succumb to the power of The Ramos girls. you know you love his dirty-hotness. Oh, Kickette I’ve missed you. Three days is too long!

  18. Erin says:

    I do agree that The Ramos is not attractive….in the face. But if you just look at his shirtless body (not in this pic obviously)–ooh la la! That said, he is in a photo with Fernando here, so I didn’t even notice him. :)

  19. Ella says:

    As if the temperature wasn’t high enough outside. I wish Nando would bring his highlights back though..

  20. Signora Maldini says:

    Yum.

    Yum. Yum. Yum.

    The perfect start to an otherwise icky Monday.

    And for the record it’s Sergio’s full name is Sergio Ramos Garcia. It’s that tradition the Spanish have to add their mother’s maiden name after their father’s last name. It’s why Fer is Torres Sanz and not just Torres wink

  21. parallelkites says:

    that’s sergio ramos. but oh GOSH i love them together. <3

  22. DC says:

    hot.

    uhm…that’s Sergio Ramos.

  23. Cherry says:

    Totally delicious.

  24. ErinElizabeth says:

    Oh kickette! even though today is going to be horrible, with work all day and in-service training afterwards, i will think only about nando when my mind wanders from my boss’ useless droning. even though i am a toffee, through and through. but nando just gets me every time! smile

  25. Amelie says:

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm….gracias

  26. mila says:

    now thats wat i’m tokin bout, i’ll give u some of my cinnamon suga baby nice thighs hmmm

  27. Baby Freya (Mrs Arbe says:

    YUM! Now that is the kind of encouragement i need before going into my maths GCSE!

  28. Anja says:

    Meriam, you're not the only one! But sadly Nando doesn't do it for me anymore, maybe it's the disturbing smoothness of his legs…

  29. Emily (Giggsy's says:

    I don't understand the obsession with The Ramos. Sorry, I just don't. I don't find him attractive at all. And I do agree with Meriam — The Ramos is greasy. And very creepy, in my opinion. The hairlessness of Nando's legs is slightly off-putting (remember, my manly man Ryan has a five o'clock shadow an hour after he shaves, so I'm not used to hairless men!). But my jaw dropped onto my lap when I first saw that first photo. Smooth legs or not, that photo is deliciously smokin' hot. Yowza!!! Me gusta mucho!!! :)

  30. Malin ("MrsFern says:

    *Stares*

  31. Portia says:

    I heart Boonando, but sometimes Sergio Ramos's obsession is a little…offputting. His smile screams "stalker" in that pic. It's scary.

  32. Zatil says:

    Mmmmmmmmmmm……that's absolutely yummy. Really wanna throw myself on top of him. xP

  33. Louise says:

    That's definitely NOT Sergio Garcia! It's Sergio Ramos of Real Madrid.

  34. sarabee says:

    Yowza! You have just made my Monday a whole lot better!

  35. Pavi (Mrs Metzelder) says:

    This is a very nice pic to wake up to on a Monday. I really like the 9 tattoo that Nando has. And the thighs…it's nice to get some thigh action even when it's not Thursday.

  36. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I don't like either, but I can appreciate hot thighs and bodies when they're stuck in front of me. Thank you very much Kickette.

  37. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    The Ramos – seriously love that!!! :D

  38. TammyV says:

    I REFUSE TO FALL VICTIM TO THEM…. and their super prettiness. COME ON USA!!!! (We play them in a friendly on Weds)

  39. FootballerChick43 - says:

    Oh wow. That just made my Monday morning. Amazing.

  40. RedGirl (Mrs. Casillas) says:

    In that pic he seems to be waiting for lots of crazy Kickettes to throw themselves on top of him. I can almost see him say “Come on girls, there’s enough Nando for everyone” :D

  41. Brandy says:

    Ewwww he looks like/is a skinny pre-pubescent boy. Not hot. And the Ramos in between in his legs pic – not hot. Or at least not if you are are into homoerotic porn. Which I am not. I like my men straight and straight-acting!!!

  42. Paris says:

    I love him!!!!!!!!!!!!

  43. AJ says:

    That’s an awful lot of sweaty glow, baller skin showing. I must say, I approve wholeheartedly. :)

  44. Moongirl says:

    Ahhhhh! The Ramos – too too hot!!!!! sorry don’t get the Nando thing even after 100s of posts on the Spanish baller thread trying to convince me otherwise!!!!!!

  45. lose that girl says:

    I think this thread is going to collapse from all the gals migrating over from the community Nando thread! lose that girl blog

  46. sarabee says:

    Yowza! You have just made my Monday a whole lot better!

  47. Pavi (Mrs Metzelder) says:

    This is a very nice pic to wake up to on a Monday. I really like the 9 tattoo that Nando has. And the thighs…it’s nice to get some thigh action even when it’s not Thursday.

  48. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I don’t like either, but I can appreciate hot thighs and bodies when they’re stuck in front of me. Thank you very much Kickette.

  49. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    The Ramos – seriously love that!!! :D

  50. TammyV says:

    I REFUSE TO FALL VICTIM TO THEM…. and their super prettiness. COME ON USA!!!! (We play them in a friendly on Weds)

  51. lose that girl says:

    I think this thread is going to collapse from all the gals migrating over from the community Nando thread! lose that girl blog

  52. Malin ("MrsFernandoTorres", if I may) says:

    *Stares*

  53. Sarah says:

    I was just gonna ask, is that not The Ramos? haha, and a gremlin in a thunderstorm, Kickette? Love it!

  54. LoveLamps says:

    I had a brief crush in the beginning when my fantast team was leading the league because of him. So over him now though, and I finished in fourth place, which is completely unacceptable considering I WON last year. I’m not blaming Nando (Frank was injured for part of the season), but I’m not not blaming him either.