May 21st, 2012
Montpellier HSC: Late Night Out For New Ligue 1 Champs
Some of Montpellier’s first team men hit the tiles at French discotheque Le Milk around 2.30am Monday morning to toast their newly-acquired Ligue 1 trophy – the club’s first ever.
Pipping Paris Saint-Germain in the final round of Ligue 1 to give us our second aneurysm of 2012, the biggest scandal to come out of the squad’s extremely late night celebrations was Younes Belhanda’s striped Gucci scarf from last season. It was the second time in as many weekends that Belhanda wore it. Has he no disposable income and two-seasons-ahead taste in tacky gear that’s standard for a top of the table ‘baller?
Other non-essential nibbles from last night:
- There was a significant lack of Olivier Giroud partying it up pics. We plan to rectify this upon accidentally bumping into him and his mantourage at Lavo NYC before being invited back to their penthouse suites at the W. And good lordy! will our manhandling mission be the most unsubtle search for six packs ever in the history of unsubtle six pack searches.
- Side note: MHSC is playing in the Trophee des Champions vs Lyon 28.7.2012 in NYC, which happens to fall smack in the middle of our previously scheduled Kickette HQ holiday to the Big Apple. We should’ve mentioned that earlier but didn’t. Whoopsie!
- Laurent Pionnier, Montepellier’s goalkeeper, has nice eyes. We came to this conclusion after his not so sexy pirate pornstache/Popeye beard finally agreed to let his peepers step into the limelight for its well deserved 15.
- We need to seek professional counseling over our intense infatuation with OG’s mesmerising torso.