October 25th, 2010
Motor Men: Patrice Evra & Nani, Manchester United
It’s clash of classic expensive cars, Kickettes, and this go ’round we’re not asking which of the two you prefer. Rather, we’re intrigued to see if our readers would even consider putting a chavtastic cup of tea in either of their cupholders. Let us explain:
Last week, Patrice Evra was spotted outside the ever-popular Wing’s restaurant in Manchester, hopping into his “here’s comes trouble, homey” wannabe Batmobile/DeLorean/he-couldn’t-make-up-his-cinematically-adventurous-mind Mercedes. With rims that sit high and windows tinted pitch black, T.I. must be shedding a tear of pride in a jail cell somewhere. Failing to observe the parking ticket on his intergalactic windshield, the law ain’t nothin’ but a G-thang in his pint-sized world.
Squaring off against Evra is his teammate of questionable form, Nani. Seen pumping petrol into his pristine Lamborghini this past weekend, this looks like a car that one can get white girl schwasted in. And, afterwards, he’d be a gentleman (of course) and crack the vertical doors at a cool 45 degree angle so we don’t ruin the pebble leather during our in-ride yak session. Ya know, he’d have our backs like that.
So yes, back to the real situation at hand: would any of your sky-high stilettos dare to step foot in either of these flash cars? Do tell, Kickettes, and certainly don’t be shy.