February 28th, 2012
Motor Vehicle Off: Cristiano Ronaldo vs Mesut Özil
Ooh, batwings. But does it have any room for shopping bags? Images: Bellazon.com.
Our ‘Important Things To Remember About Cars’ file contains the following information:
- Don’t step in front of them when they’re moving,
- Don’t rest your hand on the door frame when someone’s just about to slam the door. Your manicurist will hate you.
Cristiano Ronaldo and Mesut Ozil, as well as their new(ish) vehicles, clearly have all the right curves. Our hormonal brakes, meanwhile, have never passed inspection.
Prone to unsuccessfully thinking on our pedicured toes, we knew these fantabulous photos of ‘ballers operating heavy machinery would require boy brains, so we borrowed a spare XY from the stationary cupboard without permission, showed him the evidence and politely demanded he get to our work. Immediately.
Cristiano Ronaldo – The Bull Baiter
This shiny hunk of manly matte black metal is a Lamborghini Aventador LP700-4 and according to sources, Crispy bought it with his birthday money. Our man-in-the-know tells us that it does 0-100kph in 2.9 seconds, which is great if you’re hungry and need to pick up a kebab late at night before last call.
Mesut Özil – The Crowd Pleaser
Mesut drives a more polished mode of transport which apparently has done him no favours. While Cristiano is able to cruise through the streets frightening old ladies with his stealth wheels, Mesut’s shiny Ferrari 458 cannot be left unattended for thirty seconds without attracting a flurry of parking fines.
Kickettes, which car do you prefer? Or, have you, like us, lost the will to comment on this one?