February 1st, 2012
Movie Titles To Describe Your Sex Life: Too Much Information?
When we’re not watching the footie, we love nothing better than kicking back with an industrial sized bucket of popcorn and criticising the hell out of the latest offerings from Hollywood. We were therefore thrilled when a “Movie Titles To Describe Your Sex Life” thread broke out on Twitter yesterday. So thrilled, in fact, that we immediately hi-jacked it and put a few of our favourite ‘ballers on the spot.
If that’s true, Jay DeMerit, you do indeed deserve a round of applause.
Some, like Vancouver Whitecaps defender Jay DeMerit, used the opportunity to make unreasonable claims about their levels of stamina. Others, like Chivas USA left back Heath Pearce, are more humble. Our staffers, meanwhile, have given us even more reason to terminate their employment forthwith, with entries such as “Panic Room”, “Friday” and “You, Me & Dupree.”
While we’re dealing with them, it’s obvious what you should be doing dear readers…