February 1st, 2012

Movie Titles To Describe Your Sex Life: Too Much Information?

When we’re not watching the footie, we love nothing better than kicking back with an industrial sized bucket of popcorn and criticising the hell out of the latest offerings from Hollywood. We were therefore thrilled when a “Movie Titles To Describe Your Sex Life” thread broke out on Twitter yesterday. So thrilled, in fact, that we immediately hi-jacked it and put a few of our favourite ‘ballers on the spot.

If that’s true, Jay DeMerit, you do indeed deserve a round of applause.

Some, like Vancouver Whitecaps defender Jay DeMerit, used the opportunity to make unreasonable claims about their levels of stamina. Others, like Chivas USA left back Heath Pearce, are more humble. Our staffers, meanwhile, have given us even more reason to terminate their employment forthwith, with entries such as “Panic Room”, “Friday” and “You, Me & Dupree.”

While we’re dealing with them, it’s obvious what you should be doing dear readers…

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18 Responses to “Movie Titles To Describe Your Sex Life: Too Much Information?”

  1. Haley says:


  2. Ninjess says:

    Glad no one chose "Gone in 60 Seconds."

    • Mrs. Q. Borri says:

      Actually Heath Pearce was humble enough to choose that.
      He posted it on his Tweeter.
      He is so epic!!!!

  3. Kristina says:

    "Beauty and the Beast" perhaps? I'm not telling who's the beauty and who's the beast! ;)

  4. savannah says:

    Love Heath's twitter feed. Always epic.

  5. April says:

    Oh… 40 days and 40 nights. Beat that DeMerit! I can take advice from Sting, too.

  6. Agnes Wonka says:

    Bad teacher! xD perfect for me….

  7. Mrs. Q.Borri says:

    You woman are pretty darn hilarious!!! Omg! LMFAO.

    …… Just Go With it..

    - But Im still laughing at 127 hours feat. Jay DeMerit!!

  8. earidurt says:

    I am Legend. LOL.

  9. Zoraida says:

    some like it hot….?~!

  10. thelovehater says:

    Lost in Translation :)

    Jay's is pretty hilarious but wasn't 127 Hours kind of gory? *yikes*

  11. IrishBlue says:

    127 hours! Haha that's like going to bed on Sunday evening and surfacing again on Friday night, beats working all week anyway lol.

    Well at the moment things are good but I did spend some time on Planet Of The Apes a while back :-P

  12. xoWinnie says:

    LOLOLOLOLOL @ 127 HOURS #dead

    ummmm, i'd definitely have to say "Friends With Benefits" would sum up mine at the moment,
    i've never been in that type of "relationship", so i'm treading with caution for now…

  13. April says:

    Lately? Gone With The Wind. Hahaha- too funny not to use it.

    Anyhow, this reminds me of a rather good Twitter thread from over a year ago… #moviesinmypants: http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23moviesinmyp…
    All the best ones are probably taken.

  14. bri_saldana says:

    One for the Money…….a total hooker! HAHAH just joking more like HOT FUZZ, rather still a more accurate description is a HOT MESS. <<<<<<Someone please tell me there's a documentary of The Ramos' wardrobe with this title.