April 19th, 2011

Mr & Mrs: Lukas Podolski Marries Monika Pulchalski

German national team player gets married

Let’s play ‘we spy’. Our turn first: we spy two round things encased in red. Any guesses?! Image Source: Facebook. Cheers for the story spot, MK!

All the Lukas Podolski-loving ladies and gents of the world, meet your new role model: Monika Pulchalski’s breasts.

Presumably her donation to the ‘groom’s gift’, this photo of the newlyweds (that LP posted on his Facebook page for his fans yesterday) shows just how buoyantly proud her (recently enhanced?) girls were to be there. Which, all studious WAGabees should know, is at least 95% of what constitutes a happy footballer and husband.

Details on their nuptials are skint (read: that’s the extent of our ‘research’) – so we’re soz we couldn’t slake your curiosity some more, Kickettes. Nevertheless, congratulations to the German national teamer/kitty cat king/short tent supremo. We simply love when a footballer takes a wifey.

We love it even more when he doesn’t cheat on her.

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36 Responses to “Mr & Mrs: Lukas Podolski Marries Monika Pulchalski”

  1. ohnana says:

    I seriously can't understand why people love him so much. He's actually one of the players that I hate the most. Yes, that's true! And that's coming from a German NT supporter.

  2. [...] Lu-Lu-Lu Lukas Podolski got married. And it looks like he did quite well. [Kickette] [...]

  3. mamaly says:

    Who sold her that dress, it realy don't fit her boobs.

  4. ajonesin says:

    I thought she just had a baby. Maybe they were enhanced by nursing…

  5. Caretaker says:

    Clearly fake. Hope their happiness is genuine though.

  6. HiL says:

    I'm so happy for him :)
    Why does she always look sour?
    oh well, if he's happy then i'm happy :P

  7. Eleanor says:

    She's so cute. Hope she never does a photoshoot and stays out of the limelight unlike all the others.

  8. [...] Lu-Lu-Lu Lukas Podolski got married. And it looks like he did quite well. [Kickette] [...]

  9. Dominique says:

    Her boobs look ridiculous! but Congrats to them anyways! They look happy :)

  10. GracieB says:

    such a waste

  11. [...] Lu-Lu-Lu Lukas Podolski got married. And it looks like he did quite well. [Kickette] [...]

  12. Bianca Phillips says:

    Puchalski** and agreed, I don't remember her girls weighing her down so much!

  13. Marina_Isabella says:

    oh wow… she looks pretty classy for a wedding! [/sarcasm]

    • cisarovna says:

      This was just the civil ceremony, they will have a full wedding in a church in Poland this summer. Also, red is appropriate, team colors and all.

      • Marina_Isabella says:

        Civil ceremony or not that doesn't make a difference… you're still supposed to look classy for a wedding. But one can tell she didn't have classy in mind for her civil wedding ceremony… That's what happens when you always want to be SEXY SEXY SEXY to every single major event in life. There's nothing wrong with the colour, it's the ill-fitting dress with half of her mamary glands spilling out.

  14. xbabyshakesx says:

    I'm happy he's not a cheater and that they are married now =]

  15. Eileen says:

    She looked pretty busty in the previous photo as well, I don't know if that's enough evidence for 'enhancement'.

  16. cisarovna says:

    2 questions:

    1) was Schweini there? I want to see some Schweinski moments!
    2) Now that the wedding is over, LuLuLukas can you please score some goals? Thx babe.

  17. Cisarovna says:

    Does anyone know if Schweini attended? Were there any Schweinski moments?

    And now that this is over, maybe he could score some more goals? Please?

  18. Winnie Mata says:

    that's cute :) good for Poldi!
    but that dress is not flattering her boobs at all!

  19. Leya_S says:

    I didn't think I remembered her being soooooo…endowed?
    Anyway, congrats to them, they look really cute! I think I've been waiting (jealously) for this to happen for awhile.
    Now she can share in the glory that is the Poldi theme song!

  20. Melissa says:

    I think they are really cute!! Ive read that they have been together for 7 years:)
    so she knew before he was famous… I looove those couples, they seem so much more credible

  21. LuvinBale says:

    Is it just me or does she have a look on her face like she just smelled something bad. Her smile is a little weird.

    Anyway- Congrats to the two of them.

  22. Stefania says:

    Aw! Lukas, why?! Is this just because they have a son together? No im kidding, but congrats to the two of them, even though this is a very upsetting day for all women who love football :(

  23. lydia says:

    I just died a little. Best of luck though. I guess o.o

  24. Kristine says:

    Why do women get huge balloon boobs? I can understand flat-chested girls wanting some boobage, but geeze, look how far they stick out from her body!

  25. JA7 says:

    *sigh* another one off the market.
    Congratz to the newly married couple though!! :)

  26. naylovee says:

    i dont know anything about this lady but i think they're cute together :)

  27. anne says:

    Hmm…it seems all natural to me! but that would be to good to be true right?
    anyway, congrats!
    i wonder who will be next to get married?

    • Sarah, Madrid says:

      I have a feeling it will be Iker, I think these two are heading there! I am trying to perpare myself to it..

      • Kait says:

        I'm going to cry and possibly ruin my internal organs with various comfort foods and drinks when that day comes. It will be such a sad day when Iker and Pastasauce marry. Well sad for me anyways.